Unless you avoid all news, by now you’ve heard that Elon Musk finalized his purchase of Twitter…for $44 BILLION…and while discovering abhorrent behavior by the prior owners and executives, he is also making changes to undo some of their worst decisions. We prior discussed Twitter (HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE).
‘…oatmeal reviews…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com. She is my sister and I’ll always love her but I did have to change the spelling on my last name.
Since actual freedom of speech is anathema to communists, many are fleeing. One very vocal flee-er there is George Takei, known for his 50+ year grudge against William Shatner. He fled to the “decentralized social media” platform ‘Mastodon’, which “is free and open-source software for running self-hosted social networking services. It has microblogging features similar to the Twitter service, which are offered by a large number of independently run nodes, known as instances, each with its own code of conduct, terms of service, privacy policy, privacy options, and moderation policies.” –Michael Scott’s favorite source of information.
What some lefties are discovering though is that Mastodon and the many other ‘social(IST) media’ sites aren’t as easy to use and don’t have the people they want to here from. Which presents a dilemma for them similar to the exploding head guy in this Chappelle’s Show skit. We believe they will come back, even Whoopi.
“Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist – Chappelle’s Show”
One of the many changes Elon Musk has made at Twitter is to ask for help spotting child pr0n, saying “Removing child exploitation is priority #1. Please reply in comments if you see anything that Twitter needs to address.”
‘…fusion energy…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
That and vowing to suspend accounts promoting violence prompted the groomer communists ‘antifablm’ (also sometimes known as ‘blmantifa’…it is all one group, no matter what MSM claims), to accuse (south-)African American Musk of being a “fascist” who favors of “white supremacy” which of course logically leads them to threaten to burn down Tesla car dealerships.
‘…unaware that…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
Another change sure to be unpopular is the $20 a month for blue check-mark that was already reduced to $8 a month following a poll, and is now being turned into a multi-color mess. We agree that Elon has the right to monetize his site, but after reading about gold for companies, grey for government and blue for everyone else (famous or not), it just feels overly complex.
‘…made of sweets…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
The last time he tried to change this system it led to people paying $8 just to pretend they were companies or famous people, leading to a massive stock drop for at least ‘Eli Lilly’ after an account spoofing them said “We are excited to announce insulin is now free.”
‘…check out…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
The more freedom Musk pushes for, on Twitter or elsewhere, the louder the outcry of the true dictators (democRATs, MSM, and woke companies). HERE is an excellent list of at least 50 companies no longer advertising on Twitter, which doubles as a great list of companies for us to boycott in return (if those didn’t work the left wouldn’t do them). And tell them you are doing it and why!
‘…off on zoom…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com. Always looking for a chance to expose new visitors to one of our funniest articles ever!
Elon even recently responded to someone asking about Apple and Google potentially banning Twitter from their app stores by saying he would consider making a phone (and apps) to compete with them if they did so.
‘…instructed to perform…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene (AKA ‘MTG’, R-Georgia, U.S. House) made an offer to Musk, “I’d like to invite Elon to share that with those of us who were permanently banned at an Oversight Hearing in the 118th Congress.”
‘…table of elements…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
We expect Musk will accept MTG’s invitation given that he already said “This is necessary to restore public trust”, when asked about releasing internal discussions by prior Twitter management that led to their decision to prevent users from sharing The New York Post’s October 14, 2020, about Hunter Biden’s laptop (prior to the November 3 election).
‘…his salads…’, all credit to original poster (@ in picture) on twitter.com, from ’25 fake unfollows’ via ruinmyweek.com
Trying to hurt the business and reputation of the world’s richest man isn’t a game most would play. Just as Kanye and Kyrie will be okay, even if their careers are taken from them, Musk is even more capable of riding out a leftist ‘hissy fit’ storm.
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'i see...', by unknown from memegenerator.net, via leadsurance.com. Maybe they are uninsured because they are dead...?
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The reality is that everything comes with a risk. You are ‘at risk’ as soon as you get out of bed in the morning, but also ‘at risk’ if you remain in bed all day.
Nobody promised life would be easy, and everywhere you turn someone is trying to sell you on the idea that some form of insurance is necessary.
‘…pretty fast…’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Luckily great agents do exist (see end of THIS article).
The most famous example is the Kenyan Messiah, but Killary Klinton (aka Hillary Clinton) pushed the government takeover of health insurance long before Barack Obama did. She is also the ‘original birther’, having gone after him on that issue during their 2008 democRAT Primary battle, which is LONG before anyone else ever did.
So, when aren’t you at risk? Easy! Before you are born, and after you die. Other than that, you are always at risk, even if you don’t believe you are.
‘…HIPAA who?…’, by unknown from someecards, via leadsurance.com. Remember when democRATs said the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (1996) would protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed? ‘the covid’ hit and that all went out the window!
Which brings us back to insurance. There are all kinds, but the main types are expensive and cheap. What they cover doesn’t really matter, so much as the cost of the coverage does.
And that is where the old ‘cost-benefit analysis’ comes into play. Boring but necessary. Actuarial tables aren’t going to write and read themselves after all. Someone has to do it, and they are destined to both live and die alone.
‘searching…’, by unknown from imgflip.com, via leadsurance.com. The endless and fruitless search!
Basically, the cost-benefit analysis simply compares the costs to the benefits of any action (or inaction) when both are expressed as monetary units.
Not to be confused with the risk-benefit ratio, which examines the risk of a given action compared to the potential benefits of that same action. In that case, the human factor weighs heavily on the potential risk.
For those completely out of the loop, and congratulations, actuarial tables can involve things like mortality or life expectancy, and are simply statistical methods used by someone interested to predict how, when and why a person will croak…we mean die.
Which leads us to an interesting example of insurance in action. We wanted to use poker professional Phil Hellmuth (who won the World Series of Poker Main Event in 1989) constantly asking to buy insurance to protect his hand when he is a favorite, but couldn’t find ANY footage of that online, and linking to an article about it would be boring (see this very one as an example), so we had to settle for jewelry theft.
‘…robbed…’, by unknown from funnypicsonly.com (their website is gone now, but they can be found on facebook.com), via psmbrokerage.com. The truth is nobody knows how that worked out except Kim and the insurance company.
Back in 2016, Kim KarTRASHian (aka Kardashian), was in Paris, France, for some whoring or something, and a group of masked men (likely practicing for ‘the covid’) took ALLEGEDLY $10 million worth of her jewelry from her and may have had a gun and knife. We don’t know, as we weren’t there.
Supposedly, Kim was bound and gagged, which for her is foreplay. The men had used her own internet posts to track her down, which points out the obvious flaw in detailing every minute of your day on socialIST media.
‘…that was a lie’, by unknown from memecenter.com, via leadsurance.com. They will claim they are offering more and better coverage for that price increase.
According to various reports, she either recovered NONE of the jewelry, or 1-2 pieces of it. Originally, 5 men were accused, but in the end 12 men went to trial over it. One of the accused, Yunis Abbas, said that Kim actually called 911 in the USA…from Paris…during the incident.
Despite what Kim had claimed the jewelry was worth, the insurance company paid her $6.1 million, then sued her for the same amount. The lawsuit was settled 2 years later, and the terms are undisclosed.
‘good news…, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Killer whales don’t carry insurance, but luckily we had some for our X-Wing Starfighter.
So, given THIS example, why is insurance a thing? Confusing, isn’t it? And if you think that is bad, look up the poker insurance thing. Even the people involved in that, on both sides, don’t understand it. They just like the action.
Hopefully you are all enjoying our site format change (announced HERE) as much as we are in bringing it to you. We are having so much fun learning about insurance that we are now considering becoming an insurance agent ourselves. Jamison, take a letter…
“Animal Crackers – Take a Letter (Restored and Uncensored)”. We all need a Horatio Jamison of our own! As for what was restored…the scratching Elsie lines were deemed too risque at the time. LOL!
Parler is likely gone for good as of April 14, 2023. Twitter account abandoned May 12, 2023, after Elon Musk hired WEF’er Linda Yaccarino as new CEO.
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'love insurance', by unknown, via leadsurance.com. We don't love it now, but we are willing to learn.
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We wrote the other day about our experiences with ‘Great Harm’ insurance, AKA State Farm. Wow! That quickly became our 3rd most popular article ever. We heard you loud and clear, and are immediately switching gears site-wise.
‘cover that’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Obviously he doesn’t work for Great Harm.
We have long been interested in politics, and after being ‘sent to moderation’ over and over again for comments on Breitbart (for using words like ‘black’ as in “licorice is black” or “the sky is black at night” or “that baseball hit us in the face and gave us a black eye”, or ‘monkey’ during covid when they were injecting zoo animals with ‘the vaxx’, or back in the day ‘Soros’ although you can say that there now) we decided to start our own site so we could speak truthfully and freely.
Plus, be free to curse if we felt we needed to do so. Basically like John Nolte articles on Breitbart. For those who don’t go there, he is the one who is on our side, except on ‘the vaxx’ and masking (he has repeatedly attacked MAGA folks for resisting that tyranny).
‘weakness’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. What doesn’t kill you, insurance won’t cover.
John, who likes to sprinkle his articles with ‘F bombs’, also ignored AT&T ownership of CNN for the five years covering their purchase and sale of that propaganda channel. We emailed he and the site (along with posting comments about it) asking why. No answer. FOR 5 YEARS!
We checked beforehand with the hosting provider we ended up choosing to go with, and they assured us that as long as what we said was legal in the United States, we were good to go.
Speaking of cursing, we heard from a new reader to our site the other day. A woman we won’t name directly, but who goes by the alias of ‘mom’, who read that insurance article (her first visit since the site went live in late July 2022), said we are good at writing but need to stop cursing.
‘owe me’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. This is how democRATs run the government.
Her objection was in regards to our comments on ‘Runaround Sue’. We reminded her that Sue called us a liar first, which ended that conversation. And yes, even 10-year-old cartoon boys have mothers.
One thing we do not do is lie. You might disagree with us, but that isn’t lying. We might even make a mistake occasionally, and we strongly encourage those expecting that to happen to begin holding their breath now. But intentionally misleading someone isn’t in our repertoire, which ‘aka mom’ should know.
That said, steal from us or lie about us and the game is on. Served hot or cold, revenge is still tasty.
‘no way’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Trust us, you don’t want to date her.
Anyway, we had long had this unique format in mind, mixing sarcasm and MAGA commentary with memes (found or created), which nobody else was doing. We don’t do ‘photoshop’ like one well known site, although we dabbled in that (see one example HERE, and two others HERE) and might do so again.
We also try to make our commentary timeless, as in not tied only to one event on a certain day. At one point, we were producing 3-4 articles a day, but anyone who writes knows that was a pace that couldn’t last. Plus, we feel that we need a unique take on any subject we tackle. You can go anywhere for “Democrats bad!”
And apparently you do.
‘reverse’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. Committing a crime (leaving the scene of an accident) is only funny if you get away with it.
So, along with real life getting in the way, production slipped. We felt badly about that, but call it writer’s block or whatever, repeating the same thing others are saying isn’t a great way to spend time.
Then the X-Wing Starfighter vs Killer Whale thing happened and, thanks to Sue, we had a hit.
‘peanut allergy’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. The old murder for profit scheme is extremely difficult to get away with.
For those curious, here are our top 5 all-time articles by views:
‘forgot’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. This is what ObamaDONTcare dentistry looks like.
Since all 42 of you loved that State Farm article so much, we will now make the necessary adjustments in order to keep the site going and you happy. We vow to produce only the finest in insurance commentary and memes (discovered or made from scratch).
And it won’t just be automobile insurance as we discussed prior. No, we will be deep-diving into health insurance and any other type of insurance we can find, because that appears to be what you want.
Our new motto is, “You asked for it, you got it, coverage…of insurance!” That is our promise to you.
Parler is likely gone for good as of April 14, 2023. Twitter account abandoned May 12, 2023, after Elon Musk hired WEF’er Linda Yaccarino as new CEO.
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'YOU DONT HAVE TO PLEAD THE 5TH IF YOUIGNORE THE SUBPOENA', by unknown, via me.me. That can only work if we have a corrupt DOJ. So it might work here, as the House can only refer criminal activity to FBI and DOJ.
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There are certain things that are only a problem when Republicans are in power. One example is ‘homeless’. They still exist when democRATs are in power, but they and MSM pretend they aren’t there.
Debt is also a concern when a Republican is POTUS, but when a democRAT is in the White House it magically ceases to exist…as a problem. In real life, it doubles very quickly. Obama did that, taking over 200 years of debt and virtually x2’ing it in just 8 years.
Trump did not. Oh it went up, but democRATs controlled the House for his last two years, and a RINO did his first two years, and ALL spending Bills originate in the House. Except ObamaDONTcare, which makes that ‘law’ illegal.
“When you have been given a subpoena – and didn’t want to testify”, ‘Tony Stark Eye Roll’, by unknown, via makeameme.org. The way to avoid getting one is to not be evil, or keep democRATs out of power as they send those to people they are trying to frame for their own crimes.
Conversely, there are certain procedures that apparently only apply to non-leftists. One is a subpoena, particularly if issued by a U.S. House committee. That is a document that leftists usually just ignore.
They have a general habit of running out the clock when they are up against the wall, and moving at lightning speed when they think they have ANY opening.
Leftists also believe, incorrectly, that rules and laws do not apply to them. That includes not just democRATs, but also MSM, Big Pharma, and Big Tech.
‘antifa member burns subpoena’, by alt-far-left-communist-democRAT Ford Fischer @FordFischer on twitter.com. They don’t respect our Constitution, our history, our statues, our free speech, our freedom of association, and our God given right to live and work in buildings that are not on fire, so why would they obey a subpoena! When we don’t want to testify we argue in court as to why we should not have to do so. The left does this.
That brings us to one of the most evil bitches that ever bitched an evil, Susan Wojcicki, who decided ‘suddenly’ to resign RIGHT after receiving a subpoena from a U.S. House committee. She is now the former CEO of YouTube, which is actually owned by Google, which now calls itself Alphabet, which makes it ‘the gay’…we guess.
The left now own rainbows and alphabets and, in a way, cigarettes and bundles of sticks (which both used to be known as ‘faggots’).
‘Stop Noticing–Or Else!’, by TheRealEVCG, via memedroid.com. The founding fathers knew how to deal with people like those.
Susan was actually one of Google’s first employees, which started in her own garage on September 4, 1998, and that means she is an expert at evil, in addition to being a bitch.
Disclaimer: we respect ALL women…except communists. Fuck them.
No, not like that, the other meaning. The one not involving sex.
Also, what is a woman? If you know, please explain it to the leftist nearest you as they seem to have an issue grasping that concept.
Google’s original motto was “Don’t be evil.” A few years ago they shortened it to just “Be evil.”
‘I got my Luger’, by iiSagez, via memedroid.com. Clearly evil search results. We have seen similar on Google before.
Susan, who was previously ‘senior vice president for ad products’ until 2014, is being replaced by ‘Neal’ Mohan, who supports even ‘leftier’ plans for censoring than Susan herself implemented.
‘Neal’ was born in Lucknow, India, to Aditya (father) and Deepa (mother). We can’t find his real first name, but it is motherfucking NOT ‘Neal’. No Indian couple from India names their child ‘Neal’…or ‘Nikki‘. What is it with Indians from India not wanting people to know they are Indian?!
Also, we are a little tired of ANY foreigners who come to the USA and proceed to change us into the same shithole they left. Fuck you communists! If you want to have kids with your brother or miss your ‘caste’ system, or want to speak something other than English, then GO THE FUCK HOME!
‘Zucked’, by BobboJenkins, via memedroid.com. Yes it isn’t Google, but they have equally abhorrent ‘commun(IST)ity’ standards.
‘Neal’ joined Google in 2008 when they purchased DoubleClick (where he had been for 6 years), and has been her right-hand-demon as ‘senior advertising and product executive’ after being ‘senior vice president of display and video advertising’ for 8 years, so he spent over 14 years reporting to her.
The CLAIM is that Susan is leaving because advertising revenue dropped for two quarters in a row. The ACTUAL reason she is leaving, ‘suddenly’, is because she hopes to avoid testifying about her actions in a U.S. House committee hearing on camera for the entire world to see.
Susan, 54, says she wants to focus on “family, health, and personal projects” while still serving as an advisor to Alphabet.
‘Destroy the Ministry of Truth’, by Trollmahn, via memedroid.com. In this case, Big Tech does leftist government’s dirty work for them.
The bad news for Susan is that her personal censorship decisions, as well as those at Google she did not make, affected many Republicans who are currently elected House members and out for scalps (obvious American Indian reference, but it fits…and hopefully causes her fits).
Resigning from her job will not stop them. She still needs to testify about decisions made in her prior job. Even if she ‘pleads the fifth’ all day long, the American people need to see her refuse to justify her own actions.
In 2021, ‘Neal’ said “Ensuring that our platform is not a place for misinformation to spread, other types of…what we deem to be violative content is my number one priority, the top priority of…all of us at YouTube.”
‘Tolerance’, by BobboJenkins, via memedroid.com. On the timeline of history, we are at this point.
As we reported prior, misinformation can be by accident, while disinformation is intentional. Notice where his priority is.
The only changes at Google will be for things to become worse, as foreigner ‘Neal’ is a major league censor and to the left of leftist Susan, while showing open disdain for the country he moved to and its Constitution. We REALLY need better vetting…or, in this case, ‘alphavetting’.
Parler is likely gone for good as of April 14, 2023. Twitter account abandoned May 12, 2023, after Elon Musk hired WEF’er Linda Yaccarino as new CEO.
NOTE: We post new content regularly, and have a Comment section here in the shed (below every article), so please use it and help build the Reality community. If you enjoy our work please consider supporting Reality by using the “DonorBox” donation link, or the ‘Buy Me a Coffee‘ donation link…or both. Either way please bookmark us and help spread the word to family and friends. Thank you.