While not writing, we did a lot of prep that we never used (writing headlines, finding or making memes, and even starting articles). Our motto is “if you think of something, type it in!”. It would be a shame if it went to waste, even if slightly dated. So one such topic is being merged with something that just happened.

Julius Erving, who just a year ago had his number officially retired across the entire NBA, recently released his all-time top 10 players list. Then he took a heap of grief for it, despite everyone being entitled to their own opinion, unless that opinion is communism (and then they are entitled to your opinion too, along with everything else you own).

“I have five guys who are untouchable – Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, and Elgin Baylor. That’s my all-time best team. …I made this decision when I was 15 years old. I’m sticking with it now all these years later.”, Erving said.

More than you would think were offended that he left current players off the list. ‘Dr. J’ explained that he only chose people whose careers were over. Cue more complaints.

Make your own list folks! THIS is the result of the monolithic thought being forced on us by leftists. If you don’t agree with what they believe (most often, wrongly), you are evil. We are surprised they haven’t called Julius a ‘white nationalist’ for leaving Lebron and Steph off of his list.

He also left probably the two most dangerous players at the end of a game off of his list: Michael Jordan and Larry Bird. If you are the opposing team, you definitely don’t want the ball in their hands with seconds left.

Personally, we don’t follow sports like we used to. We do check how our favorite teams are doing from time to time, but we never watch games anymore. We read a lot instead. We’ve also grown partial to rugby, which we tried watching because we missed sports.

We missed sports, and gave it a…’try’…LOL…and find it superior to American football, which actually developed out of…rugby. They play both ways (offense and defense) and the action seldom stops.

That is a lot of ellipsis…ellipses…periods.

So far, we’ve just watched national teams play full 15 on 15 games, except for one 7 on 7 game which we found ridiculous. The USA team is currently ranked 18th in the world.

The sheer amount of teamwork surpasses anything we’ve seen in the NBA, NFL or MLB. Our one gripe is everyone ‘hook kicking’. Most of the time, they would make those just lining up straight on, even at an angle (for conversion kicks, after a ‘try’ they line up down the field from where they enter the ‘in-goal area’, which makes the kicks a lot more difficult than an ‘extra point’ in football).

We also haven’t seen anything woke in rugby except for ONE ad running on the digital signs during one game from a few years ago.

Now back to the racist drug-addict commies.

The only thing the NBA (or NFL or MLB) players and owners want is your time and money. They do NOT care about you at all! So why care about them, and why feed that obviously left-wing behemoth?

The recent NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement (or CBA, not to be confused with the NBA’s old feeder system, the Continental Basketball Association, which Detroit Pistons legend Isiah Thomas killed off), now allows marijuana use by players. So if you still watch that sport, just know that every fucking player on that court is high.

We are not 420 friendly, we are 420 hostile.

We probably lost a few of you there, and that is okay. We have our reasons. Our philosophy is that if you are going through life high or drunk (or both), then you are living wrong.

It is still a drug, and we were right when we said that those pushing it to be legalized and accepted would ultimately push it on kids, which they ended up doing with so-called edibles.

The alt-far-left has proven that all they need is a foot in the door (see gay ‘marriage’) and pretty soon they are chopping off dicks and tits, and pumping ‘the drugs’ into our kids.

But that is a future article, and this one is about the most fragile men in the NBA. This current crop is incredibly soft (just like a MyPillow, or their Giza Dreams sheets; use promo code RealityShed or Reality Shed for a nice discount), and is likely the softest group to EVER play the game. Until then there was no such phrase as ‘load management’.

What should happen is paycheck management, as in if you don’t play you get paid less. Especially the bullshit Ben Simmons pulled. He is just one of several ‘Mr. Glass’ level players shamed, uhm, we mean named below.

Wow, this started off as such a simple writing idea. Zion and Dr. J. Oh well.

On Tuesday, June 6, 2023 (finally, this is the slightly older part…), Zion Williamson (aka ‘Mr. Glass’, like the villain character that the racist communist Samuel LEROY Jackson played in the super-hero trilogy [‘Unbreakable’ (2000), Split (2016), and Glass (2019)] by M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong aka M. Night Shyamalan), announced he and his girlfriend were having a baby together.

Do you know what a child born out of wedlock is called? Illegitimate, or a bastard child. In fact, to promote promiscuity, the left now insists that that last term is offensive now. The bastards!

This is another example of the left changing our language to change society in the direction of their communism.

This is also similar to, what do you call someone who can speak a language but can’t read and write it? Illiterate. Equally true, although most people don’t feign offense at that.

Preparing for this, we saw a meme that started off with “The Zion Williamson Fanbase Is Dying”. Not entirely true, he is actually eating them off.

Anyway, porn star Moriah Mills followed Zion’s announcement with one of her own. She says that they have been having sex since 2021, and that he has promised to dump his girlfriend and be with Moriah. Mills even claimed that…gasp…she might also be pregnant.

Who cares, right? We only mention their ‘drama’ to point out that Zion’s many injuries haven’t prevented him from being a male slut.

His punishment for his actions (whoring and missing games) was…a 5-year rookie max extension worth at least $193 million, and possibly up to $231 million if he achieves certain incentives.

Zion has spent 4 seasons in the NBA, all with the New Orleans Pelicans. Entering the league in 2019-20 at 19 years of age. He has never played 82 regular season games in any season. He missed his entire 3rd season in 2021-22 with a foot injury. He has averaged 38.0 games a year (114 / 3) or 0.46342 of the games his team played. Pathetic!

He isn’t alone though, and since we haven’t used this analogy in a few days, here is the rest of our NBA Fab Four of slack:

Kawhi Leonard has spent 12 seasons in the NBA, entering the league in 2011-12 at 20 years old: 7 seasons with the San Antonio Spurs, 407 games (the last season there he played just 9 games), one season with the Toronto Raptors 60 games, and 4 seasons with the Los Angeles Clippers (although he missed the entire 2021-22 season with an ACL injury). He has never played 82 regular season games in any season. He has averaged 57.091 games a year (628 / 11) or 0.6962 of the games his team played. Very not good!

Anthony Davis has spent 11 seasons in the NBA, entering the league in 2012-13 at 19 years old: 7 seasons with the New Orleans Hornets / Pelicans and 466 games played, and 4 seasons with the Los Angeles Lakers and 194 games played. He has never played 82 regular season games in any season. He has averaged 60.0 (660 / 11) or 0.732 of the games his team played. Fragile!

Ben Simmons has spent 7 seasons in the NBA, entering the league in 2016-17 at 20 years old. His first 5.5 seasons were spent with the Philadelphia 76ers, but he missed his entire first season with a foot injury, and also his last half season there claiming mental health issues, for 275 games played. He was then traded to the Brooklyn Nets and didn’t play his first half season there (claiming a back injury), before playing 42 games last season. He has never played 82 regular season games in any season (he just missed it in his second season, when he played 81). He has averaged 63.40 (317 / 5 played out of 7 in the league), or 0.7732 of the games his team played. Weak sauce!

Ben also thinks he is being paid to play “defense-ball” instead of basketball. Scoring is implied in the name of the game, dude!

And what of the fans who pay to attend these games thinking star players will be there and discover they overpaid for an incomplete product? Fraud!

We had already picked the antithesis of the current crop of players before seeing Dr. J’s actual list. And that player was…Wilt Chamberlain.

Unfair comparison? Hey, each of these guys all think they are the best player ever, so we will compare them to ONE of the best players ever. Or as piece of shit JJ Redick claimed, a guy who played against “firemen and plumbers”.

Wilt entered the NBA in the 1959-60 season at the age of 23. This was after 3 years of college and one year with the Harlem Globetrotters. Why? Back then, the NBA was sensical enough to not hire children. You couldn’t be drafted unless your college class had graduated, hence Wilt’s Globetrotters year.

He is listed as being active for 15 seasons, but he sat out his last season, 1973-74, in a contract dispute (see below).

His first 5.5 seasons were spent with the Philadelphia / San Francisco Warriors (they moved to SF before his 4th season). He was then traded to the new Philadelphia 76ers (the relocated and renamed Syracuse Nationals) in the middle of the season and remained there for 3.5 seasons.

He then spent the next 5 seasons with the Los Angeles Lakers, and when he didn’t sign his option year contract they insisted he was still required to play for them, but he had already signed with the ABA (American Basketball Association) San Diego Conquistadors as head coach and player for 2 seasons. A judge later ruled that he could coach but not play, siding with the Lakers.

Wilt ‘coached’ one season (with assistant Stan Albeck, who had also been an interim head coach before and would be a head coach again, actually doing most of the coaching, as it bored Chamberlain), then he retired.

This one really got away from us. Home stretch now though.

The number of games varied back then. It was 75 for the first season, 79 for the second, 80 each of the next 5 seasons, then 81 for one, and finally the current 82 for his last 6 seasons. That totals 1127 possible games his team played.

Wilt played 1045 regular season games (or .927241%) over 14 seasons for 74.643 games per season when the average played over those seasons was exactly 80.5 games.

He missed games in 5 seasons (3, 7, 1, 1 and 70). In his 11th season (1969-70) he played the first 9 games, rupturing his patellar tendon of his right knee in that last game, then came back for the last 3 games of the season AND the playoffs! They lost in the Finals in 7 games to the New York Knicks.

Over his career, Wilt averaged 30.1 points per game, including averaging 50.4 and 44.8 in back-to-back seasons, and including 7 other seasons over 30 points per game and 5 other seasons over 20 points per game. His last two seasons were his worst (14.8 and then 13.2).

He also averaged 22.9 rebounds per game over his career, 45.8 minutes per game (out of 48!), 4.4 assists and just 2.0 fouls per game (he never fouled out of a game). AND he claims to have slept with over 20,000 women, yet had no children (and thus no ‘baby-mommas’).

His one weakness was caused by embarrassment. He could only shoot free throws accurately underhanded, like Rick Barry (89.3% career) did. He stopped doing that and fell into Shaq territory afterwards.

One coach suggested shooting them as jump shots, which is allowed, but he felt that would only call even more attention to his deficiency, and he ended his career at 51.1% FT made (he was 28 of 32 on FT in his 100 point game).

Wilt was also a Republican who denounced black nationalists, including the Black Panthers, and he even attended MLK Jr’s funeral with Richard Nixon, who he supported for President in 1968 and 1972.

Lastly, in Wilt’s last season, at 36, he set a FG% record (.727) that stood from 1972-73 until 2019-20, and is still #2 all-time for a single season. He actually still holds 3 spots in the top 23 for that category.

This could be done with any number of good quality players, not just with Wilt. The entire point is that modern guys can play, they just can’t stay on the court BUT they want to be paid as if they did.

They just don’t make them like they used to! The NBA is now a league of soft racist (that is what BLM is) potheads pushing cultural marxism.

EDIT: 08/18/2023, We don’t normally come back to add to an article, but we just discovered this short video and wish we had seen it before publishing so it could have been added to the article then.

Before we get into the topic at hand, we will quickly discuss a related topic; President Donald Trump began mentioning and nicknaming Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (U.S. House member from January 3, 2013 – September 10, 2018) AFTER Trump learned that Paul RINO Ryan (U.S. House member from January 3, 1999 to January 3, 2019, and Speaker from October 29, 2015 – January 3, 2019) and Ron were spending a lot of time talking strategy.

Our normal disclaimer here: we already expressed our preference long ago for a Trump / DeSantis ticket in 2024. This doesn’t change anything. We will reevaluate if the situation requires it. Among other times, we also discussed Ron DeSantis HERE and HERE.

We prior discussed Ryan HERE and just detailed some of his actions since leaving the House HERE. He sorta kinda still controls it in a way as his former ‘right hand man’ Kevin ‘54% conservative rating’ McCarthy is now Speaker, which we detailed HERE (as part 4 of 4 straight days on the Speaker vote, with the other three conveniently linked there). Shameless self-promotion, because if we don’t do it nobody will. Phil Hellmuth would be SO proud of us!

Seriously, that guy never stops talking about himself or promoting himself. Great poker player, possibly a nice guy, but shut the fuck up about yourself (and who you know) already and stop jumping into other people’s interviews on TV. It isn’t all about you guy! And we realize that nobody is going to go read all 4 of those speaker vote articles now, but you could just look at the memes. Those were top notch too!

Since 1967 Disney has had a ‘special tax district’ (STD) status for their theme park and surrounding undeveloped area in Florida. Walt Disney himself pushed for it during early development of the area. He died in 1966. There is a longstanding rumor that he was frozen upon death. A more recent rumor is that the ‘Frozen’ movie was named that so that when people searched for “disney frozen” that would come up instead of the original rumor. We’ll but stock in that!

To this day, it is a mystery as to who actually gave Disney the STD, and it really doesn’t matter now. Rumor is it was a group effort. Possibly on a train…or Monorail. And you can’t get more selfish than Disney, having an STD and not wanting anyone else to have an STD too!

Within it’s STD, Disney has been grooming kids almost since the beginning (the animators used to hide things in the images, and also are known to have made porn cartoons), but it had become painfully obvious they were doing it lately, and luckily DeSantis decided to confront them. Part of that is ending Disney’s STD status.

The new Law changes the “Reedy Creek Improvement District”, which Disney self-governed (aka STD), into the “Central Florida Tourism Oversight District”, and gives DeSantis the authority to appoint the 5 members of the oversight board, which for some reason Disney was allowed to do before for their STD.

Can you say ‘bribes’? The Florida politicians who gave that STD to Disney can.

Under the STD, Disney was basically a state within a state. Now Disney also has to follow all Florida regulations, which effectively ends the district. Is it still a district when it has no ‘near autonomous’ abilities after decades? This STD is now an STDINO. Plus, Disney retains all prior debt from the old STD structure. Ha! The DNA deniers are now nut-less.

Losing the STD really hurts Disney, which just laid off 7,000 people as part of a larger cost-savings plan. Under the STD, Disney had the ability to act just as a local government would (taxes, bonds, police and fire), with the added option to build a nuclear power plant if they wanted one.

“Disney’s going to pay its fair share of taxes and Disney’s going to honor the debt and that’s exactly what this proposed piece of legislation will do. There’s a new sheriff in town, and accountability will be the order of the day.”, DeSantis said.

Recently, Disney (while still in their STD) and their child-like adult followers had gone after DeSantis for opposing their grooming and support of teachers who groom in government schools (AKA gubmint skewls). Even getting rid of fairly new CEO Bob Chapek and bringing back Bob Iger in November, 2022, to retake the position he had just given up on February 25, 2020, after 14 years on the job.

The only thing DeSantis and other elected Republicans didn’t get that they originally wanted was the dissolution of the district entirely. Baby steps. They can get that after the next election, OR after the next misstep by Disney.

As of late July, 2022, the NEW “happiest place on Earth” is Reality Shed. Unless you are a communist, or are ‘communist adjacent’.

The left does nothing by accident. Everything is part of some bigger plan (communists in the Soviet Union were famous for their never-ending stream of ‘five-year plans’). Proof of this is everywhere, if you just look.

For the entire history of life on Earth it never existed, then suddenly as if something binary, like a light switch, went on and BOOM, the alt-far-left-communist-democRAT-groomer-extremist-grifter-indoctrinating-gaslighting-Alinskyite-fringe-election-theft-denying-globalist-stochastic-terrorist-hate-speecher-election-stealing-gun-grabbing-sun-deniers and the existential threat America faces today, magically discovered ‘the trans’ and began pushing it.

DNA is settled science. The left are DNA deniers, so they are also science deniers.

Leftists are also election theft deniers and election thieves.

RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) are actually leftists, and work hand in hand with democRATs to destroy the USA from within.

Fox News Channel (FNC) was once the standard bearer for the Right. While other news channels had 3-2 and 4-1 leftist panels, FNC would be equal or have a slight advantage for the Right.

Their own election theft denial in 2020, and therefore election theft acceptance, was the first BIG sign, but there had been and would be others. Say what you will about the late Roger Ailes (born in Warren, OH, near Youngstown), but when he ran FNC its motto was “Fair, Balanced, and Unafraid”.

The network ditched that not long after his ouster and death. Now they accept and promote ‘the trans’.

The order of events matters. On Thursday, June 16, 2016, Donald Trump announced his run for POTUS.

Gretchen Carlson started at FNC in 2005. She eventually ended up on ‘Fox & Friends’ (F&F), with long-time co-hosts Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocey. In 2009 she complained about Steve. She alleges that Roger Ailes, who was chairman and CEO of Fox News, Fox Television Stations and 20th Television, told her to toughen up and “get along with the boys”.

When are you getting to Paul Ryan and the ‘trans’ thing?

We promise we will get there.

Gretchen was later removed from that show in 2013. As of Monday, February 27, 2023, Steve remains employed at FNC and still works on F&F.

Her own afternoon show quickly devolved into leftism as she openly called for gun control, among other things. Then, when her contract expired on June 23, 2016, FNC made no effort to resign her and she left the network.

Rather than putting on her big-girl pants and finding another job, she pretended there weren’t two other news channels that pushed policies more in-line with her own exposed politics (decidedly left of center) and on Wednesday, July 6, 2016, she brought a sexual harassment lawsuit against Ailes.

Our standard disclaimer here: we didn’t know Roger, but he was clearly successful, and for a very long time. We only know of Carlson what we saw on TV, and we used to leave FNC on 24-7 when we were awake, as we owned our own business and you can do things like that when you do. We also worked a lot, so we saw her a lot. She is NOT a genuine person. And her hatred of our God-given right to self-defense proves her disdain for our country and the Constitution.

Her behavior since leaving the network has been straight leftist. Wait, there are no straight leftists. They all believe men and women share the Earth with a near infinite number of other “genders”.

Ailes hired sometimes leftist FNC guest and also lawyer Susan Estrich, who had been Massachusetts Governor (D is for diminutive) Michael Dukakis’ 1988 campaign manager when he ran for POTUS, to defend him. Unsurprisingly, she was attacked by leftists for taking his case.

Estrich, who we nicknamed ‘Estrichrogen’ back in the day (she also has one of the most gravelly voices we’ve even heard, and we confirmed she used to be a heavy smoker but quit, which might explain it), stated that “It has become obvious that Ms. Carlson and her lawyer are desperately attempting to litigate this in the press because they have no legal case to argue.”

As Susan knows well, THAT is how the left operates. And her defense of her client quickly failed as, on Thursday, July 21, 2016, Ailes resigned. Estrich actually now writes articles for NewsMax (which is NOT a conservative or Conservative site or channel), and we see that in the past week she has defended Fetterman (D) and attacked MTG (R), so nothing has changed.

It is no accident that the allegations against Ailes, a long-time friend of talk-radio legend Rush Limbaugh, came out so soon after Donald Trump, as they were designed to remove a support mechanism for the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement.

Rupert Murdoch was and is the owner of News Corp, which in turn owns FNC. His sons, Lachlan and James, are two VERY spoiled and privileged globalists who had long wanted Ailes out and to push the network left. THIS was their opening.

They paid Ailes the $40 million (or $65 million according to another report) left on his contract that was to run into 2018, although he had to sign a standard non-compete clause, although at 76 it wasn’t likely he would pursue another job in the field.
Ailes, who had hemophilia from childhood, died Thursday, May 18, 2017, from a subdural hematoma at 77.

Okay, we did not forget. Here is the Paul Ryan and ‘trans’ part!

After Donald Trump won the 2016 POTUS election, yes he did even after they tried for more than 90 minutes to steal Pennsylvania before declaring it, it was assumed that Republicans would rally around him, but in fact, their leaders, Mitch McConnell in the Senate and Paul RINO Ryan in the House, did everything they could to stop MAGA.

Ryan, long known to be pro-open border and pro-amnesty and anti-border wall, blocked Trump at every turn, then announced he wouldn’t seek reelection in 2018 and refused to step down OR run a House retention campaign, which effectively handed the gavel to Nancy Pelosi (California, D is for devious) who then proceeded to block Trump’s last two years then help with ‘the covid’ fraud and 2020 election theft.

Paul, meanwhile, was hired by…wait for it…FNC, and specifically the Murdoch boys, to sit on the Board of Directors and guide the channel towards the leftism only RINOs and globalists are capable of. It is telling that he hides his position at FNC when delivering his political opinions, because his ‘work’ there is certainly influenced by his leftism and hatred of Trump and MAGA.

Recently, Paul has taken to insisting that President Trump, who was the first to announce he was running for POTUS in 2024, would not be the nominee. He also states that he will skip the Republican National Convention if Trump does win. We aren’t sure he would be welcome there anyway.

The latest poll shows 52% for Trump, 24% for DeSantis, and 15% for ‘anchor-baby RINO and former never-trumper’ Nikki Haley, with 9% leaving us wondering who holds it for them when they go.

Another part of the left’s risky scheme is pushing anti-science. Things like alleged alternate energy, and EV’s, and vaxx, which is NOT a vaccine but they insist it is, and also the grooming of our kids, which includes ‘the trans’, which we’ve detailed HERE sterilizes our kids so they can’t reproduce, which leads the left to say we need to import foreign replacements for a dropping population base.

And that brings us to a few days ago when FNC, via their web site anyway (as we haven’t watched the TV channel since the early morning hours of Wednesday, November 4, 2020, when they helped democRATs steal the 2020 election; House, Senate AND Presidency), referred to former NBA star Dwayne Wade’s 15-year-old SON as his “transgender daughter” regarding a recent name change.

We actually started to write about this once before, with the headline “Cuck to Leftism, Former NBA Star Dwayne Wade continues to Abuse Own Son Rather Than Get Him the Help He Needs for Dysmorphism”, but never completed it. We did mention him and his SON HERE and HERE.

His SON, born Zion Malachi Airamis Wade, but has been using the name ‘Zaya’ [SIC] and living as a girl since HE was 12 despite HIS birth mother Siohvaughn Funches-Wade’s objection. Dwayne, a horrible father and human being, even went to court with his new bitch wife (Gabriel Union) to fight Siohvaughn, and now California courts have declared Zion a ‘female’.

And FNC is supporting that, even referring to Zion as Dwayne’s “daughter”. Fuck you FNC!

Siohvaughn alleges this is all being done because of endorsement deals and the money those will bring in, saying Dwayne “is positioned to profit from the minor child’s name and gender change with various companies through contacts and marketing opportunities including but not limited to deals with Disney”, and that Dwayne did in fact admit as much to her.

She added that he “told me that he intended to make our child very famous due to the name and gender issue and also informed me that there would be endorsements/contracts associated therewith”.

Meanwhile, Dwayne and Union paint the biological mother as a nut for caring that her SON isn’t castrated, while they shout their support of the “LGBTQ+ community”.

Why did Dwayne Wade’s SON decide to be his daughter? HE wanted to be just as big of a pussy as HIS dad is.

This is Wade wanting, on some sick fucking level, to end his own bloodline. This isn’t about loving your child. This is about loving leftism at all costs. Ditto Paul Ryan’s actions.

This is also NOT about supporting someone’s healthy decisions. Mutilating human beings is NOT health-related. Children can’t enter into contracts for a reason. They also aren’t mentally able to make these decisions.

The ‘trans’ movement is Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSBP), as we’ve said too many times already. It is all about hatred. The left hates anything normal and always seeks to pervert or destroy it. This was obvious for decades, but we never thought they would turn on our children, and then they did.