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Like A Bad Neighbor ‘Great Harm’ Don’t Care!, Pro-Trans Leftist Insurance Company Partially Denies First Ever Claim

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Yes, we know about the travesty the alt-far-left-communist-democRATs pulled today (March 30, 2023) by indicting President Donald Trump in solid blue New York state. We were already working on this article, and stopped to post our initial thoughts HERE and HERE (for those that hate that site, the same comments were posted on other sites too). Then we resumed this because it was almost done…

‘Insurance companies be like’, by narkarrupesh, via reddit.com. They couldn’t build their giant headquarters buildings and run endless ads unless they were taking money in and not paying it back out as they should (after a REASONABLE profit).

For those living under a rock or in a foreign country…or under a rock IN a foreign country…State Farm is a well-known insurance company in the United States. In fact, they are either #1 or #2 (to Progressive), depending on the source, with about 13.5% market-share.

They are famous for a long-running ad campaign: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”, and our article title is a play on that. We even wrote that before we found that cat meme below. Thank you sub-conscious!

“The Sanity Clause – A Night at the Opera” by The Marx Brothers — always read contracts, unless it is online because those are massive, so you can just skip it. You don’t really need your first born child anyway.

Despite being a 10-year-old cartoon boy, we are a LONG-time customer, with a perfectly clean driving record, and have paid them a LOT of money in insurance premiums over the years, plus this was our first claim ever.

So imagine our surprise when our perfectly functioning ‘thing’ was hit by ‘another thing’ and suddenly our ‘doohickey’ starts acting up and they decide to cover cosmetic damage and not fix the CLEAR safety issue.

‘Luckiest…’, “Insurance Memes and Trolls”, by unknown, via memestimes.com. This is NOT us. We also like the meme but think the car backed up to the tree after the tree had fallen.

Yes, that is vague on purpose.

What did NOT happen to us is that we were flying our X-wing Starfighter down the beach at night and a Killer Whale visiting relatives in the city started running next to us, then as we slowed down it decided to continue on to the ocean on our right and hit the front left area while also causing our ‘flight system’ (starting and stopping) to suddenly not function properly.

But that is close to what happened.

“Louis Armstrong – What A Wonderful World (Original Spoken Intro Version) ABC Records 1967, 1970” — normal life, no worries…you don’t take risks AND you’ve got insurance!

It could have been much worse, as other space craft were traveling towards us and also flying a little too close behind us. If we came to a sudden stop or veered left or right there would have been blood and some of it might have been ours.

We contacted our local insurance agent who told us to call a toll-free number and that in turn said to get an estimate. The local X-wing Starfighter repair center said there was a part that was bad that would fix everything but the dent (which would be dealt with at an X-wing Starfighter body shop).

‘Insurance is Actually Gambling. Do you really want to win big?’, “BUYING INSURANCE IS A FORM OF GAMBLING; WHERE YOU BET SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU”, by the_tristacle, via imgflip.com. Occam’s razor says yes.

We then spoke with many people at State Farm, all women (not that it means anything, we just happened to notice it as we wrote down each name…always write down the date, time and name of who you speak with), as we reported our claim and it worked its way through their system.

They were all supportive and friendly. We just wanted our X-wing Starfighter fixed before the next rebel uprising.

‘Dion – Runaround Sue (1961) 4K’, and no her name was NOT Sue. It was a name that isn’t super popular, but it is a character from a movie we like so that made it all feel rather odd.

The last person we spoke with denied the aspect of the claim that we felt was most important (being able to stop and go). She felt the dent was the key issue. We’ll refer to her as ‘Runaround Sue’, because we suspect she is a whore AND we’d sure like to sue her, but it isn’t worth it.

What we will do instead is write this, spread the word, and punish them that way. For years and years. Bank on it. We are bitter and we hold a grudge. You also already know how we feel about scammers.

‘Brilliant!’, “ALL MEN SHOULD CHANGE THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION TO FEMALE; AND DEMAND EQUAL CAR INSURANCE RATES!!”, by endlessninth, via imgflip.com. Since the insurance companies are already pushing a leftist agenda they need to be taught a lesson and THIS makes sense.

In a past life, we were a gate-keeper for a large company, and we had great powers. We used them for good, didn’t throw money at people, and only denied help to those who obviously did not deserve it.

Her gate-keeping radar was way off. Probably from the whoring.

‘Why Pay More?’, “YOUNG DRIVER? POOR DRIVING RECORD? GUYS, IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN AND WE CAN SAVE YOU UP TO 25% ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE. CALL 1 800 GUY-LESS.”, by YaYaYa, via imgflip.com. Studies show that although women do pay less at certain points, over an entire lifetime it is still fairly even. We still think it is worth a try.

So now our X-wing Starfighter will look pretty and be unusable without the repair, or we get the honor of not only paying our insurance premium (less than a week before the Killer Whale) but also for the repair to make the X-wing Starfighter usable again.

Runaround Sue kept using a certain phrase (NOT ‘denied’ and NOT ‘covered’, another one, that isn’t a synonym for those) over and over again, as if she could hypnotize us with it.

“Carpenters – Hurting Each Other” — reality setting in, as you realize insurance doesn’t care about you AND can’t be reasoned with.

Our stance was, is and will always remain, that the X-Wing Starfighter was flying normally before the Killer Whale hit it, and it was not afterwards, so sure fix the dent, but we also need the stop and go ability functioning too.

The bitch just kept repeating “it isn’t”, then that one word.

‘…be like…’, by @attorneyproblems from unknown, via leadsurance.com. Pretty much what was said to us. If the damage were greater in the pictures it would have been better for us, forgetting the X-wing Starfighter still wasn’t entirely safe to fly now and it was RIGHT before the Killer Whale hit us.

Her stance is that there should have been more damage, and the pictures we took right after of the piece of Killer Whale skin with hair on it (bet you didn’t know they had that, but they do), and other Killer Whale hair stuck to that area of our X-wing Starfighter didn’t matter.

One of her male colleagues even told the X-wing Starfighter repair shop boss they didn’t think a Killer Whale hit us. She admitted it before denying it later.

“The Allman Brothers Band – Whipping Post (Lyric Video)” — lamenting the fact that insurance used you and cast you aside.

To quote the late great Sam Kinison on an ex, “You lying whore! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! Die! Die! Die!”. He always was a romantic.

This is the same company that last year tried to put books from “GenderCool” praising ‘the trans’ into schools for kids as young as 5-years-old. There was both a customer AND agent backlash over that announcement, and State Farm backed down.

We have a long memory though. Attempted sexual abuse is still a bad thing, and that is what ‘the trans’ is, and we’ve discussed it many times so far (HERE).

‘…petty…’, by us via imgflip.com AND picfont.com, based on “Insurance companies waiting to deny your claim – When you donâ€&tra… use exclusive PIA”, ‘Anthony Adams in Yellow Suit Rubbing Hands’ template, by unknown from memegenerator.net, via makeameme.org. Their meme was too specific and we needed a general insurance meme, so we designed our own based on their opening line.

Just think, Runaround Sue comes off as SO righteous yet she works for a company pushing to surgically mutilate children, cutting off little girl breasts and little boy penises. She is the Josef Mengele of the insurance industry.

We almost quit State Farm then, but our own local agent is great and said the company would not make that mistake again. They had made at least one earlier though.

‘…not there’, by unknown from imgflip.com, via michiganautolaw.com. Lesson learned. Longstanding relationships and a clean record don’t matter.

In 2014, they denied benefits to a paralyzed man because he did not insure his motorized wheelchair, despite not even offering such coverage themselves (in fact, no insurance company did). Read about that HERE.

Today they have a new ad campaign, having joined the ranks of the companies who, post 2020 and the RIOTS by blmantifa, decided that they MUST have a black person in every damn ad, AND if a white person is in the ad, the white person has to be goofy or stupid.

“Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know (Official 4K Music Video)” — coming to the conclusion that you can hurt insurance just as badly, if not worse, than they hurt you.

So, for a few years now, State Farm’s current ad campaign is ‘Jake from State Farm’, featuring a probably very nice young black male actor, and assorted white people who appear retarded. And for just a FRACTION of what they pay ‘Jake’ for ONE ad appearance our X-wing Starfighter would be usable and this article doesn’t ever get written.

Actions have consequences, so while we write this article in a blatant effort to monetarily hurt those who hurt us monetarily, and do so anonymously, we are fully prepared to defend ourselves if need be. After all, the truth is a perfect defense.

‘Waiting on an insurance claim? #meme #insurance #workerscomp #riskfinance’, by Risk Finance @RiskFinanceWMC, via twitter.com. Supposedly the check is in the mail. We all know how that goes.

If you have State Farm, please just know that this could happen to you at any time, just as it did to us. But there are alternatives, including a Conservative one (HERE). And please forgive us for our vagueness, but the point comes across anyway.

Fuck you, State Farm. Like Neo did for Agent Smith in the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies (the crappy ones; we don’t count the recent 4th one as the 2nd Wachowski BROTHER did not return to write/direct), you have given us “purpose”.

“Drowning Pool – Bodies” — deciding to lay waste to insurance (monetarily, since that is all that they really care about and they can’t miss it if you do it the other way, so deny them of as much money as you can). After all, fair is fair, and tit for tat!

But we are NOT going to insert our digital hand into your chest while our eyes glow, converting you into a clone of us. No, what we are out to do is to cost you AT LEAST 10x what you screwed us over for, if not 100x or more. Purpose!

Please post your insurance horror stories, or positive experiences, in the comment section below.

Adding: There is a hero in this story…besides us. When we contacted our local agent to inform them about what happened they made some comments about gate-keepers and the importance of taking care of customers. They decided to cover the cost of that one part for us themselves. There are good people in the world. But evil must still be punished, so the game is still on.

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Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, MAGA Strives For Peace As Biden Touts Disunion

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People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.

So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.

‘Jesus In The Temple’, by satyricon, via imgflip.com. Attention leftists, our safe space is Earth.

During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.

Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).

‘would tell him’, by Catholic Memes @CatholicMemebase, via facebook.com. And you could never convince them otherwise either.

The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.

Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).

“Jesus Gets Angry | The Life of Jesus | #5”, by Jesus.net @ThelifeofJesus from youtube.com. This isn’t about coins or interest, it is about a general disrespect for, and refusal to abide by, proper behavior.

Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.

No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:

“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).

‘today’, by Hikmat Hanna from facebook.com, via pinterest.com. That love the sinner and hate the sin stuff got us ‘the trans’ and now many of our boys are dick-less and many of our girls are breast-less.

“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.

“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.

“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.

‘out of gum’, by unknown, via belovedspear.org. That site is run by someone who does not like what Jesus did. Jesus needs more gum or a smaller Temple. The inspiration for this meme is obviously the movie below…

Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?

Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!

“They Live (1988) – Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (4/10) | Movieclips”, by Universal, from Movieclips @MOVIECLIPS from youtube.com. One of the best movie scenes ever, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper improvised the best line in it!

Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.

Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.

In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).

‘cleansing’, by virago81, via imgflip.com. To be fair, only 2 of the 4 Gospels listed a whip being used.

Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).

The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.

“Hipster Jesus”, by unknown from memegenerator.net, UL by Z. via knowyourmeme.com. This is the image used in the movie ‘Dogma’. We need Jesus Vs. Satan in a TLC (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) match!

For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!

Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!

“Well, it surely took A LOT to make Jesus this angry…”, ‘WHEN SOMEONE MAKES YOU ANGRY, KEEP CALM AND THINK OF WHAT JESUS WOULD DO; BUT REMEMBER THAT THROWING TABLES UPSIDE DOWN AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS A POSSIBILITY’, by VespaDue, via imgflip.com. Speaking of being fair, at 50% you round up.

Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).

Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.

“Van Halen – Right Now (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]”, from For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991). Perhaps the reason that they all four go into the men’s room together at the end has something to do with the music video being exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long…? It is a good song though.

Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.

“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV

NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.

‘coexist?!’, by unknown, found online. As luck would have it we re-found this meme (found July of 2023) on our system about 13 hours after this article went live. Better late than never.

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Nikki Haley Elected President Of Vermont, Congratulations Are In Order As Another State Inevitably Loses Its Border

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Yesterday, March 5th, 2024, a date which will live in infamy, ‘The Green Mountain State’ held an election. In a stunning electoral triumph that will be remembered for years…or is that beers?…President Trump, MAGA, and America were put in their place as Nikki Haley (R is for RINO, Republican In Name Only) won the presidency of Vermont, which famously has just 3 seasons: green, winter, and mud.

“It is a sIlly place”, by Monty Python, via Gerry Porter on youtube.com. From ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ (1975), by 20th Century Fox (now owned by Disney…yuck).

In a 6-person field, the former Governor of South Carolina, who along with Senators Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham, and then-Congressman Trey Gowdy, were original ‘Never Trumpers’ (they all supported Marco Rubio in 2016), received 36,030 votes out of 72,245 counted for 49.9%, while President Donald John Trump made it close with 45.9% (or 33,140 votes). The other four candidates received a total of 3,075 votes (or just 4.2%).

‘vermont meme’, by unknown from diylol.com via pinterest.com. There is ‘crazy, ha ha’, and there is ‘crazy drag us all down into the leftist muck.

Since the state is NOT ‘winner take all’, by keeping Haley below the 50% threshold, she secures only 9 of the 17 delegates. Although the outcome is locked in, these numbers (from approximately 2pm on March 6th, around 95% reporting in) could still change since democRATs and RINOs love altering election results.

‘state drink’, by unknown from meme.com, via vermontmemes @802memes on facebook.com. It is quite delicious.
“Super Troopers (1/5) Movie CLIP – Chugging Syrup (2001) HD”. The finest officers Spurbury, Vermont, can produce.

President Trump will now have to lick his wounds, soldier on, and settle for winning every other state on ‘Super Tuesday’ (14 out of 15), plus the remaining 8 delegates from Vermont (where you needed to reach 20% to receive any delegates). Oh, the tragedy!

‘mow before snow’, by unknown via vermontmemes @802memes via facebook.com. It’s a northern thing.

Meanwhile, Indian (from India) anchor baby Nimarata Nikki Randhawa (AKA Nikki Haley, as detailed HERE), will further show her disdain for borders by opening Vermont to an influx of illegal aliens and ‘fellow travelers’ (literally) during her reign…possibly of terror…there.

Her fellow Indian (ditto) anchor baby Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy (as detailed HERE) had already withdrawn from the race following the January 15, 2024, Iowa Caucus.

‘current weather’, by therealvermont, via instagram.com (although ‘Facebook Fuckerberg’ won’t let you save a picture so we had to save it from the search…boo Mark!).

FRIENDLY REMINDER: We here in the shed do NOT NOT NOT hate anyone…except communists, and the communist adjacent. But even if we lose friends, we WILL WILL WILL point out when something is amiss, including anchor babies running for President (or the U.S. Senate, which is also precluded by Law). This isn’t about being Indian (as they both are), it is about them not being American (which neither is) and still pretending to be American (which is sad and illegal)!

‘Stay…’, by unknown from memegenerator.net, via Vermont Department of Memes @VTDepartment of Memes at facebook.com. That is one way to prevent people from leaving.

NOTE: Nimarata and Ganapathy, whose parents were not American when they were born here, are probably both VERY nice people, they just aren’t qualified in the proper (AKA strict, AKA actually legal) reading of the 13th and 14th Amendments. Briefly, as we’ve explained prior, two Smiths can’t have a baby in the Jones house and call it a Jones. Citizenship simply doesn’t work that way! It is about blood, not geography.

‘…don’t like…’, by unknown, via The Real Vermont @therealvermont on facebook.com. The fine folks of Cleveland, Ohio, have a similar saying due to ‘lake effect’: “If you don’t like the weather in Cleveland, just wait five minutes and it will change.”

Well, it didn’t, and shouldn’t, and mustn’t! So Vermont can have them both, as it has already normalized Bernie Sanders and his (almost) open communism there.

Over on the alt-far-left-communist-democRAT side, Xoe Xiden (AKA Joe Biden AKA Resident In Thief of Amerika) won Soviet-style with 89.5% of the votes. He scored 56,906 out of 63,607, with his nearest of 5 competitors at just 2,883.

‘Vermont in April’, by MissDeeMeanor via imgur.com. Vermont is desperate to add that fourth season!

The sad part is realizing that out of 135,852 total votes cast, less than a quarter (just 24.3942%) voted against some level of communism (democRAT or RINO rule).

With Trump now at 1,004 delegates and needing just 1,215 to secure the Republican nomination for the Presidency in 2024, Haley quickly ran the math, which Indians are really good at, and decided to concede. Here is an exclusive video of that deliberation.

“Scott Steiner’s Math Promo Sacrifice 2008 ACTUAL FOOTAGE”, from TNA Impact Wrestling. Just checked, and despite his 141.67% chance of winning, Scott lost that PPV match, although an injury saw Kurt Angle replaced in the 3-way match by Kaz. Nikki Haley’s math worked out just as well as this did.

Keeping with ‘wrestling’ analogies, now comes the inevitable ‘face turn’, as Haley and other RINOs (some actually American citizens) try to make you forget that they are heels (AKA bad guys) by putting on a ‘babyface’ (AKA good guy) mask. In fact, U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (RINO, Kentucky) did soon follow Haley with an attempted face turn of his own.

“VERMONT MUB SEASON Te GOLULY WHERE SHOULOVE EVER GONE”, by PassionsBite from memegenerator.net, via ifunny.co. Having lived there in the past we are certain that Cleveland, Ohio does NOT have that!

President Trump will go on to face (hehe) Biden in a rematch of 2020, which last time saw the greatest election theft in the history of forever. Yes, it did!

Now, in all seriousness, if you can spare the time, please consider working the election to ensure that the theft of four years ago doesn’t occur again. The best way to do that is to call your local county Republican Party headquarters, and they will get you set up as an election monitor (or whatever it is called in your local area).

‘VT and NH, sitting in a tree…’, by vermontmemes @802memes, via facebook.com. What happens in New England stays in New England.

Don’t ever let democRATs try and kick you out of any step in the process, as by Law there is to be an equal number from both parties present to guarantee a fair voting process.

Yes, we are back, and better than ever, with all new exciting adventures. So stay tuned! Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!

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Money For Nothing And 40 Virgins For Free, Joe Biden Funds Hamas Terrorist Attacks On Israel Via $6 BILLION To Iran

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'Money For Nothing And 40 Virgins For Free', image from Dire Straits' music video for "Money for Nothing", with red words of truth by us. Other kids today are surprised to find out that back in 1985 MTV was still playing actual music videos rather than horrible so-called 'reality shows'[SIC]. Trust us, WE know reality, and their shows are NOT it! Reality can't be tied up in a neat little bow after 30-60 minutes, especially not while erect. That's what she said. Does anyone read these captions? They should, as some of the best material ends up in them.
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Just as when they attempt to pin the crimes of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and other democRATs or RINOs (Republicans IN NAME ONLY) on President Donald Trump, there is now a concerted effort on behalf of some leftists to claim that certain behavior is done by ‘both sides’.

It doesn’t matter what the two sides are, they claim, because they always do the same thing…so there.

One example is Bill O’Reilly, who is currently on the streaming channel ‘The First’, and who we stopped listening to before he was cut loose in April of 2017 by Faux Snewz (formerly Fox News Channel, before they assisted the 2020 election theft). As a point of reference, Roger Ailes resigned from FNC in July of 2016.

After happening to catch Bill for a few minutes recently, we firmly believe we made the right choice back then.

For a guy who claims to be a middle of the road populist (news flash, he is NOT, and has long favored open borders and baby murder as proof), Bill sure spends a lot of time throwing around the term “far right”. He even lumped Matt Gaetz into that group.

And to Bill’s fellow leftists over on reddit: those charges you keep throwing at Matt were investigated by law enforcement and he was NOT charged. But the guy, Stephen Alford (now 64), who was attempting to extort Matt and his family over those ‘sex-crimes’ accusations WAS indicted by a grand jury over 2 years ago now for his own actions! The Reddit and O’Reilly jerklecirc are busy in a closet somewhere right now.

‘Dire Straits – Money For Nothing (Official Music Video)’, “The Official Music Video. Taken from Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms.”, [from genius.com: “The music video for the song was one of the first examples of CGI human characters. It won Video of the Year at the 1986 MTV Video Awards, one of the few prizes it managed to take from a-ha’s “Take on Me”, by the same director.”]. — Released in 1985, this is the song that this article title alludes to (and spoofs). The song is solid, and the animation (despite being state of the art at the time) has a nice retro feel to it now. We recommend turning your device volume WAY up before clicking play.

So no, both sides do NOT ‘do it’, and there will never be middle ground to find with the communists who profit on the death of others, be those dead babies or recipients of ‘the vaxx‘. Being afraid to insult the left is just plain ignorant, and they must be confronted and stopped.

That brings us to the mess in Israel, which was minding it’s own business the other day when suddenly many there were dead, including MANY babies who had their throats cut.

Terror doesn’t fund itself, so briefly we will go back to September 11, 2023, when ‘Resident’ Joe of the Biden Usurpation released $6 BILLION on what just so happened to be the 22nd anniversary of the largest terror attack on United States soil…at least until the stolen elections (House, Senate and Presidency) of November 3, 2020.

Just to name two that we watched happen that night, John James for U.S. Senate in Michigan, and Donald Trump for President were both WAY ahead when suddenly the counting stopped, and when it resumed much MUCH later they were both magically WAY behind. That can only happen if 1) virtually every vote from then on went to the democRATs, or 2) fraud was committed.

Having worked in elections, and watched the returns of other elections, it was 100% option #2. Bank on it!

‘Lester Holt Reports On The Six Billion Dollar Iran Deal’, by EyewitlessNews, via imgflip.com. When leftist urinalist Holt asked the iranian islamic extremist answered honestly, saying it is there money and they will do with it as they like.

Back to Biden, the occupier in thief and his colluders are claiming that the $6 BILLION wasn’t ransom money for the 5 American hostages that Iran agreed to release (at the cost of $1.2 BILLION each!!!), AND they are also claiming that those funds are still in Qatar in restricted accounts AND that the money can only be used for “humanitarian” things like medicine.

Sounds great, right? What a relief! Who disagrees? Iran. They say it is their money and they will spend it on whatever they want to.

Why? Because money is almost always 100% fungible (“replaceable by another identical item; mutually interchangeable.”), meaning that they will just move money around and still fund terror and their nuclear ambitions. THAT is what the $6 BILLION will be spent on!

To put that money in perspective, LeBron James is about to play his 21st season in the NBA, and including this upcoming season’s salary, he (the all-time total points scored leader and massive jackhole) will have made approximately $480 MILLION just in salary over that time.

That doesn’t include his endorsement and investment deals. It should also be noted that since joining the Los Angeles Lakers 5 seasons ago he has never played a full game schedule and is averaging just 55.6 games a year over that span.

Rule one in negotiating with terrorists, which includes Iran, is that you don’t negotiate with terrorists. Biden didn’t even get a good deal, as we could have gotten approximately 52.5 years out of LeBron for that same $1.2 BILLION, or 262.5 years for that $6 BILLION!

‘6 Billion Dollars.’, “XI JINPING: THANKS FOR LEAVING THE WEAPONS IN AFGHANISTAN, I AM GOING TO SELL THEM TO IRAN. JOE BIDEN: NO PROBLEM, I’LL SEND THEM 6 BILLION DOLLARS TO PAY FOR THEM!”, by EagleEye747, via imgflip.com. Somebody had to fill that power vaccum that we created when leaving Afghanistan. More on that in the next article!

Returning to terror…because according to MSM that is what sells commercial time…not even a month later, on October 9, 2023, the terrorist group Hamas (which has lorded itself over the so-called ‘palestinian people’ since 1987, and traces its roots back to the ‘Muslim Brotherhood’), has been busy.

Babies won’t kill themselves, which is where Hamas and ‘Planned Parenthood'[SIC] come in.

Our normal disclaimer: We in the shed don’t hate anyone, except for communists and the communist adjacent (which includes the repressive political system disguised as a religion called islam, much as leftism is a religion disguised as a repressive political system).

The alt-far-left-globalists have long had a love affair with islam and universally support muslims. You can’t even talk about muslims today without being attacked. They have the best ‘plot armor’ ever!

‘Just Say “NO” To Joe Biden’, “Just Say”, by EyewitlessNews, via imgflip.com. We can say no all we want to, but democRATs and RINOs will still try and steal the 2024 election, just as they already stole the entire 2020 election and enough of the 2022 election to keep themselves safe.

Leftists even actively import muslims into the West, which is ‘hijrah’ (jihad by immigration). That is where muslims move to an area and live peacefully UNTIL they get to a certain demographic percentage and THEN they start making demands (insisting that you change to suit them). If you don’t, violence follows (see grenade attacks and no-go zones in Swedenistan and France-istan).

They also aren’t even a race (and neither are ‘refugees’ or ‘migrants’), but boy will you be called a racist if you don’t kowtow to the ‘religion of peace'[SIC]. More like religion of pieces…of you here, and pieces of you WAY over there!

Fun fact: Just 1413 years ago, the Middle East used to be ZERO percent muslim!

Also of note is that nobody has ever explained where those 40 virgins for EVERY dead terrorist come from. It is a mystery. And if the terrorist is a woman, or even a gay man (yes, muslims can be ‘the gay’ too), do they get a male virgin?

“As a #gay #Muslim I believe that it’s time to #EndLGBTracism via inaccurate #religious indoctrination #Islam #NoH8”, by Omar Kuddus @OmarKuddus, via twitter.com. In the middle east, muslims throw guys like this off of buildings just to see if they can fly…so this picture had to have been taken somewhere in the West.

SO many questions… Maybe there is a ’40 virgins’ factory somewhere, cranking them out 24/7/365.

“[Verse 2]
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire” — from ‘Money for Nothing’ by Dire Straits, Track 2 on ‘Brothers in Arms’, Produced by Mark Knopfler & Neil Dorfsman. Lyrics found at genius.com.
Billionaire actually…thanks Joe!

As of our last check, the death toll in Israel stands at more than 1200, and some terrorist supporters on the other side are also dead. The left equates them, just as they include mass murderers in the death toll for shootings (almost always committed by other leftists) in the West.

‘Smilin Biden’, “When people say there’s nothing to show for the billions of dollars I’ve handed out; I say look at the bodies of dead Israelis being dragged through the streets!”, by bbbadboy, via imgflip.com. They. Are. Beheading. Babies. YOU built that Joe!

If we ever want to truly solve the ‘middle east’ problem, we first need to acknowledge that it is 100% the fault of the British, who drew the ridiculous lines there and played musical countries with the various people (entire groups being moved around) since 1798.

As much as leftists like to rub our noses in things (such as ‘the vaxx’ being available mere months after ‘the covid‘ was released, despite true vaccines taking 10 years on average to develop, if we even can), the tricky left also sometimes enjoy hiding their intentions too.

Just remember that everything is connected, even if you can’t see the connections. No, especially if you can’t see the connections!

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