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Candy And An Agenda, Wrong ‘Suddenlys’ Die But Big Pharma Execs Along With Elected democRATs And RINOs Communist On

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'Totally Safe!', by Anticommunist70, via memedroid.com. A spoof of the picture of Ronald Reagan, George Bush and others that gets used for memes a LOT! No links allowed on first picture used, so link to original picture is in LAST paragraph of article.
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Sometimes we start an article and think we know where it will go, then get thrown a curve-ball…or even an ‘Eephus pitch’. Sometimes, when that sometimes happens, we sometimes back-burner it and other sometimes we just go with the flow and let it lead us to where it wants to end up.

‘LaRoche strikes out Thomas on eephus pitch’ — our dad used to mix those in when throwing to us. Despite what other videos claim, it isn’t just about speed. The pitch HAS to be HIGH too!

This one started off as a straight-up ‘died of suddenly’ featuring new corpses…we mean people. But in verifying events, as we do​, we discovered it wasn’t that simple or easy, so the article after this one will act like the part II we never saw coming.

Like every other week now, we notice seemingly endless stories about people dying of suddenly. This never happened before 2020, unless something like THIS occurred.

‘The Warriors Vs The Police HD (English)’ — that is ‘Fox’ who was the Warriors ‘scout’ fighting with a police officer and being thrown in front of a subway train. Thomas G. Waites who played that character had a disagreement with writer and director Walter Hill who after 8 weeks of butting heads decided to kill off the character despite it being intended to survive AND end up with ‘Mercy’ the girl in that scene. He ordered his stunt coordinator to take care of it and he used a member of the production crew who looked enough like Waites to do that entire scene. From the time they run down the stairs until Fox dies except for briefly as he flies onto the tracks the replacement is hiding his face. Thomas did some other work and runs an acting school too, but Hill originally saw him as the next James Dean, which never happened. By the way, the movie is based on a novel, which is based on a true story where ancient Greek soldiers were trapped 1000 miles (not 30) behind enemy lines.

But we will start off with some good news first though, and other than Rapinoe, we haven’t had much lately. On Sunday, November 20, 2022, Rachel Milless collapsed in her Sherburne County, Minnesota kitchen ‘suddenly’, but her 4-year-old son Asher helped save her life.

Asher called his grandmother, who then called his father, Tyler, who was working out of town. Tyler then called 911 and told Asher to watch for paramedics and unlock the door for them.

Wouldn’t it have just been quicker to teach Asher how to dial 911?

Asher also hooked up his mom’s nebulizer, and took his two younger siblings out of the kitchen so they didn’t see their mother going through that. Sturdy kid!

It turns out that Rachel recently had influenza, which ‘the covid’ seemingly cured given that nobody…except Rachel…ever gets it now, and she also had pneumonia too. The combination caused septic shock, which led to her collapsing.

Anyway, the Sherburne County (Minnesota) Sheriff’s Office presented a very brave Asher with its ‘Life Saving Award’. Bravo.

‘Risk myocarditis (permanent heart damage) and death? Or risk virus with 99.999% survival rate.’, by JustAProle, via imgflip.com. Driving also is not a Constitutional right…but living is.

Now on to the horrible news. On Wednesday, January 4, 2023, Jackson Ball of Durham, North Carolina, died of a “catastrophic brain event” at 6. He was the middle of 3 kids, with two sisters, and from the obituary, sounds like a great kid.

To hear his father, Billy Ball, @Billy_K_Ball on Twitter, tell it Jackson’s death is normal and fuck us for saying it is not.

To hear us tell it, Billy is a demonic rat fucking bastard who killed his own kid using the promise of candy…CANDY…if he got a shot he did not need for a virus he was not at risk from, and just so Billy could make a partisan political point. He deserves to be in prison, not attacking people for speaking truth to power on Twitter.

Only going to say this as many times as it takes. ‘the covid’ vaxx kills. Go elsewhere if you can’t accept that fact.

With all of the parents blissfully leading their own children to death, this actually feels like blood sacrifice.

‘Jackson Ball, only 6 years old, died after suffering a catastrophic brain event on Jan. 4, 2023’, by unknown, found online. THIS picture was the inspiration for this article.

We’ve also recently seen an analysis of “SARS-CoV-2” and its “spike protein” acting as a Progeria drug. That is the progressive genetic disorder also known as Hutchinson-Gilford syndrome that makes children age rapidly. You’ve seen them, and they look very similar to the house-elves in the Harry Potter movies, just with shorter ears.

We’ve said that the vaxx is meant to destroy the natural immune system, and studies have shown it cripples your natural immune system at the rate of 3-6% per month and it never recovers. That new analysis is further proof that it isn’t just causing heart attacks and cardiac arrests.

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Q: What’s the difference between a heart attack and cardiac arrest?
A: A cardiac arrest involves handcuffs.

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‘PEOPLE VISITED BY THE ANGEL OF DEATH THEN THEY DIE OF SPINNING SADS SYNDROME’ — finally tracked down this video we had seen over a year ago. Some say it is not covid related. Never saw it until vaxx was being given out. Regardless, if you see videos like this one save them off as they get deleted often!

Expect to see an increase in a LOT of different medical ailments and problems in the coming years. One will be this aging thing, where the insides of younger people will be more like someone decades older than they really are.

The problem is that most just report on these things and move on. The left do it to keep us from knowing the truth, and unfortunately, many on our side are lazy and don’t want to do any research, so they claim something is a fact, then just move on. That is what slowed us up here, verifying info or finding out it was bullshit.

What is happening is not normal, and no matter how much the alt-far-left push it as normal, that still won’t ever make it normal. Healthy people simply don’t just drop dead of ‘suddenly’. Well, they didn’t before 2020.

‘Climate Sally’, by JimBob via unknown, UL by HuguesMongus via memedroid.com. So how does a stethoscope pick that up? Do ‘climate scientists’ know about it?

Hmm? What happened in 2020 and after that, which could have caused this…? Again, according to the alt-far-left, not a thing. They can’t find any reason why people going about their lives should just stop existing…suddenly.

Of course, in the real world we know what happened. The communist Chinese sent ‘the covid’ from Wuhan, just as they previously sent ‘the SARS’ and ‘the H1N1’, and likely many other viruses and diseases.

Then, although it wasn’t deadly, we were told that it was which created the demand for a vaccine, but they gave us ‘vaxx’ instead and here we are. Now on to more deaths!

‘Spicy Memes is Best Memes…’, by oudaveguy98, via memedroid.com. Didn’t do any of those, and didn’t need to do #3 of 3.

Another recent death seemingly too early is Jeremy Ruehlemann, a model, who died at 27 on January 21, 2023. Initial reports were they didn’t know what killed him, so it was easy for some to jump to dying of ‘suddenly’. His father, Achim Ruehlemann, 59, says that although toxicology tests aren’t complete yet, that he believes his son died of an accidental drug overdose.

Achim said that Jeremy had struggled with addictions to prescription drugs, including painkillers. “He did rehab and had tried to get off prescription medication. Obviously, he was not successful.”

‘AJ Styles Better Watch Out for the Undertaker…..’, by oudaveguy98, via memedroid.com. We are old enough to remember that never happening to athletes of any kind. We are 4 years old.

On January 28, 2023, a 23-year-old police officer for the Cairo Police Department in Georgia, Clarence Williams, died of suddenly. He had pulled over a vehicle for what we are certain he assumed was a routine traffic stop.

Suddenly, the driver took off running and Williams along with another unnamed officer gave chase before Clarence collapsed and died from what is considered “routine physical activity”.

His own department and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation are looking into the death, but honestly, the officers were likely required to get shots for ‘the covid’ so we know the cause…running while vaxxed. Clarence joined the department in 2020.

‘Devil in Disguise’, “THE PEOPLE AREN’T TAKING THE COVID-19 CLOT SHOT ANYMORE . . . THEN NOW CALL IT THE FLU SHOT !”, by equestrian, via imgflip.com. Not 100% true but we used the meme to make a point. They are trying to push a joint ‘vaxx’ for both things, so if you do choose to trust them on flu (we will NOT) then please make certain you don’t get the dual shot that includes ‘the covid’ vaxx too.

On January 30, 2023, Sariah Saibu, a model and actress from Perth, Australia, died suddenly. Nobody seems to know how old she was. The closest we could get was “late 20’s”, so we’ll say pushing 30…if not already there. Not sure what that is a secret. Whatever!

She is known for a 2021 movie about two lesbian surfers called ‘Beautiful They’. That conflicts with the left not being able to define what a woman is. Whatever, again!

Originally, reports said nobody knew why she died, so some jumped to ‘suddenly’, but we in the shed did some more digging and found two reports it is from a car crash. Of course, that crash could actually have been from suddenly, either her or another party.

She was the second fairly recent young actress to die. The other was Emily Chesterton, 30 and British, who, according to the alt-far-left died of “unexpected natural causes” shortly before Thursday, November 10, 2022, which is when her family announced it. MSM immediately claimed that it was in no way connected to her getting vaxx shots for ‘the covid’.

‘”It’s Not a Lie If You Believe It” -George Constanza’, by oudaveguy98, via memedroid.com. And when other countries have election theft we call it that, at least before 2022 and Brazil.

Those demonic motherfuckers are so brainwashed and gaslighted than no sooner does someone die that should not be dead and from something they should not be dead from and at an age they should not die at, then they go off on rants about “anti-vaccine” people spreading lies. YOU need to look in a mirror you assholes! If anyone is spreading disinformation, and for partisan globalist political reasons, it is you. Also, fuck you!

On Sunday, February 5, 2023, Lilly Kimbell died at 31 of suddenly. She was a former tennis player for the University of Georgia. She had 88 singles wins, and 109 doubles wins, among her individual achievements.

The team did well with her there too, going 24-5 and winning the 2014 SEC Tournament Championship, and in 2013 they were 24-4 and won the regular season. They advanced to the NCAA Quarterfinals all four of her years there (2011-2014) as well.

Lilly was from Texas, and had returned there after college to work.

‘PROUD UNVAXXED & safe from VAIDS’, by AlexHimself, via memedroid.com. Our pronouns are still “fuck you communist”.

Going back in time a little bit, Fay Adderley’s mother, Shirley, thought she was joking around the morning of Monday, November 21, 2020, as Fay, 18 of Liverpool, UK, couldn’t be woken up. The claim is that she died suddenly of the “silent killer”, which they say is a seizure from epilepsy.

She had just been diagnosed with epilepsy 2 weeks prior! Researchers estimate that 1 in every 1000 people with epilepsy will die from ‘Sudden Unexpected Death in Epilepsy’ or SUDEP every year.

Shirley has a condition called ‘neuronal migration disorder’ herself, and one form is epilepsy which her daughter inherited, and they only learned that after Fay’s death. No mention of her vaxx status, so that can’t be ruled out as the cause of the seizure.

‘No suddenly here’, by unknown via imgflip.com, UL by Anticommunist70, via memedroid.com. Nor will he! Ditto Kyrie Irving, whatever else you may think about him.

Remember when the left says we can’t prove any of these are vaxx connected, that they insisted people get the vaxx in order to live a normal life and that, unfortunately, most people complied and took at least one shot.

Now illnesses your natural immune system would handle, with or without help (like radiation treatments or drugs), it can’t handle after being vaxxed, so you’ll remain sick or die, possibly of suddenly.

Therefore, the left can’t prove that these illnesses and deaths are not caused by their beloved vaxx, and we don’t need to prove anything because their own government numbers (aka ‘the math’) prove that it is more possible these people took a shot than that they did not.

The parts we had to remove from this article (as it quickly grew out of control) dealt with MSM, and that 2nd article will be up soon. So tune in tomorrow, “same bat time, same bat channel”! And since we can’t put a link on the first article picture, HERE is the one to the original ‘non-lizard’ photo.

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“I’d Walk A Mile For A Calomel”, ‘the vaxx’ Is Just The Latest Time That ‘the science’ Has Pushed Harmful Solutions

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"Mercury-Man", by unknown, via boredpanda.com. The famous Spider-Man meme redone with Mercury, almost as if they knew we would need this. Thank you unknown!
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For those hoping we had run out of ways to insert Marx Brothers references into articles, you are out of luck. You should also know that they made THIRTEEN (13) movies. Okay, 12 and a half.

The last one, ‘Love Happy’ (1949), was originally supposed to be a solo project for Harpo, but the unscrupulous producer first tricked him into adding Chico for a few scenes, and then suspecting he wouldn’t say no if both older brothers were involved, he finally got his real prize…Groucho, and the use of the team name.

The movie bombed, but had a few good gags. The three are never in a scene together (hence the half), and during the rooftop chase at the end, Chico was actually doubled by Harpo in disguise, since Chico had already left for a tour of Europe with his band when re-shoots were needed.

The lead singer of the ‘Chico Marx Orchestra’ was a then 17-year-old Mel Tormé, who of course went on to great fame playing an exaggerated version of himself on the TV show ‘Night Court’ (1984–1992).

“Ah yes, most onomatopoeia”, by unknown, found online. This is what using a dictionary is meant to prevent.

Get to the point already!

Okay. But check out this scene first, since it inspired this article.

It is from ‘Horse Feathers’ (1932, movie #4) and involves ‘Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff’ (Groucho), who has just been named the new president of Huxley College, trying to enter a speakeasy near the end of Prohibition, the door of which is guarded by ‘Baravelli’ (Chico), in order to recruit two football players for the big game.

He ends up getting two ice delivery men instead, the other of whom, ‘Pinky’ (Harpo), is also a part-time dog catcher.

‘Marx Brothers – Horse Feathers (1932): Speakeasy Clip’. “Marx Brothers are considered one of the Greatest Comedians of all time. It was pure comedy, not like todays comedy which is filled in with vulgar language, nudity, immoral views! Acting stupid is not comedy!”–rob2049 on YouTube. We agree, including not needing vulgarity for comedic effect. Instead, we reserve our use of that to show utter disdain, and if a cow is involved, udder disdain.

While attempting to guess the password to enter (Wagstaff is given the hint that it is the name of a fish), his third and final attempt goes thusly…

“Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea Calomel.
Wagstaff: Say, I’d walk a mile for a Calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate Calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it.” — from marx-brothers.org.

The Marx Brothers (who loved to adlib), and their many talented writers, thrived on wordplay. We kind of have an affinity for it too.

‘finally’, by unknown, kapwing.com. He wasted SO much time getting there. We just mixed 2% milk with 4% milk, in equal parts. Where is our Nobel Prize?!

This was also the last of two movies that Thelma Todd did with the Marx Brothers (following ‘Monkey Business’ in 1931). She also worked with Laurel and Hardy, and Buster Keaton, and starred in the original 1931 version of ‘The Maltese Falcon’ with Ricardo Cortez as Sam Spade.

Nicknamed ‘Hot Toddy’ (which we endorse) and ‘The Ice Cream Blonde’, Thelma was found dead at 29 in a parked car in a garage in 1935. She was briefly married to a man with mob connections, but the death was ruled “accidental with possible suicide tendencies” (despite no suicide note). She owned a restaurant and was still acting at the time too.

So, what is Calomel and why would you take it for a headache (or a haddock)?

‘cupboard’, by unknown from funnykey.com, found online. Similarly, when we have an article done but not published, it both exists and doesn’t exist.

What would later be known as Calomel was first discovered in Persia (where Iran is today) around 850 AD. It became known to Western medicine in 1608, and gained the name Calomel in 1655.

Soon it was being prescribed for virtually every ailment, including influenza, syphilis, cancer, gout, bronchitis, and even headaches.

Around 1840 a researcher named Benjamin Rush coined the term “heroic dose” and, with support from Dr. Samuel Cartwright, Calomel began being prescribed in larger doses than before.

Calomel even came in flavors, such as wintergreen. Surely something wintergreen flavored can’t be harmful to you!

At least some thought that was true until ‘wintergreen communism’ came along…

“h2o2 is hydrogen peroxide”, by unknown, via liveabout.com. In the bartenders defense, too and two (and to) do all sound alike.

Eventually, though, it was realized Calomel was doing more harm than good for the various maladies it was being taken for.

The problem is that it is made with Mercury (MERCURY!!!). Yes, that stuff they put in thermometers, not the closest planet to the Sun in our solar system, nor the original and now deceased lead singer of the rock group ‘Queen’.

We now accept that ingestion of Mercury is bad. In fact, all mercury is toxic to humans. Exposure can harm your kidneys, liver, immune system and nervous system.

With pregnant women, it can not only harm them, but also the child they are carrying. Even children under 14 are more sensitive to exposure as their nervous systems and brains are still developing.

In fact, the only thing more harmful to kids under 14 is adults who insist DNA isn’t real and surgery can alter the sex you were born as.

‘censor’, by unknown, found online. Science used to be about questioning, and proving or disproving. Now science is about blindly and obediently conforming to a staunch alt-far-left-communist-democRAT doctrine…or else!

Using Calomel led to the death of the brother of Joseph Smith (the Mormon founder). It was also used by Charles Darwin and likely led to his insanity, including the THEORY of evolution (pushed by leftists as the ‘proven fact’ of evolution, ignoring the Piltdown Man fraud earlier used as proof).

It seems nonsensical today that anyone would ever think that mercury was healthy for us to ingest. But at one point, ‘the science‘ told us that it was actually okay…and even that larger doses were healthier!

Just because something is old, that doesn’t mean that it is still not useful. Look at leeches. No, not democRATs and RINOs, the kind of leeches that look like worms, rather than looking like people and just acting like worms.

‘brainwashed’, by unknown, found online. A part of us thinks they know, but it is just easier to live that way.

People scoff today, but leeches have been used in medical treatments for over 3000 years now. Today they are used after plastic surgery to promote quicker healing of the wound.

The 1800’s also had its own version of the Beatles, but for medicine. This Fab Four consists of Morphine (1827), Nitroglycerin (1867), Insulin (1869) and Aspirin (1899).

Morphine is used for pain, and is basically the original Oxycodone or Fentanyl. Nitroglycerin relaxes the veins and arteries leading to the heart, which relieves chest pain. Although Insulin wasn’t used to treat diabetes in humans until 1920, its discovery occurred 52 years earlier. And Aspirin can relieve pain, reduce inflammation, and also reduce the odds of developing blood clots.

‘cult’, by unknown, found online. Join our ‘cult’, embrace Reality!

The point is that the same type of people now pushing cloth as blocking a virus (it does NOT) and ‘the vaxx‘ as being safe (it is NOT), once pushed Calomel!

When they claim that there is a medical consensus, there is NOT. When they claim that there is a scientific consensus, there is NOT. There was never a vote on either, and they only achieve those through censorship and intimidation tactics. What they are pushing is the particular agenda of so-called leaders of an ill-purposed group.

There is a LOT of money to be made from cutting off breasts and penises, as well as injections of God knows what, and from setting us on a course back to the 1800’s for travel and devices. The left already want poison in our bodies, so Mercury might just make a comeback yet. Reality is now a cult. Swordfish!

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Just Why Do We Need So Much Insurance Anyway?, Reality Shed Explores The Age Old Question Of Benefit Versus Risk

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'i see...', by unknown from memegenerator.net, via leadsurance.com. Maybe they are uninsured because they are dead...?
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The reality is that everything comes with a risk. You are ‘at risk’ as soon as you get out of bed in the morning, but also ‘at risk’ if you remain in bed all day.

Nobody promised life would be easy, and everywhere you turn someone is trying to sell you on the idea that some form of insurance is necessary.

‘…pretty fast…’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Luckily great agents do exist (see end of THIS article).

The most famous example is the Kenyan Messiah, but Killary Klinton (aka Hillary Clinton) pushed the government takeover of health insurance long before Barack Obama did. She is also the ‘original birther’, having gone after him on that issue during their 2008 democRAT Primary battle, which is LONG before anyone else ever did.

So, when aren’t you at risk? Easy! Before you are born, and after you die. Other than that, you are always at risk, even if you don’t believe you are.

‘…HIPAA who?…’, by unknown from someecards, via leadsurance.com. Remember when democRATs said the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (1996) would protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed? ‘the covid’ hit and that all went out the window!

Which brings us back to insurance. There are all kinds, but the main types are expensive and cheap. What they cover doesn’t really matter, so much as the cost of the coverage does.

And that is where the old ‘cost-benefit analysis’ comes into play. Boring but necessary. Actuarial tables aren’t going to write and read themselves after all. Someone has to do it, and they are destined to both live and die alone.

‘searching…’, by unknown from imgflip.com, via leadsurance.com. The endless and fruitless search!

Basically, the cost-benefit analysis simply compares the costs to the benefits of any action (or inaction) when both are expressed as monetary units.

Not to be confused with the risk-benefit ratio, which examines the risk of a given action compared to the potential benefits of that same action. In that case, the human factor weighs heavily on the potential risk.

For those completely out of the loop, and congratulations, actuarial tables can involve things like mortality or life expectancy, and are simply statistical methods used by someone interested to predict how, when and why a person will croak…we mean die.

Which leads us to an interesting example of insurance in action. We wanted to use poker professional Phil Hellmuth (who won the World Series of Poker Main Event in 1989) constantly asking to buy insurance to protect his hand when he is a favorite, but couldn’t find ANY footage of that online, and linking to an article about it would be boring (see this very one as an example), so we had to settle for jewelry theft.

‘…robbed…’, by unknown from funnypicsonly.com (their website is gone now, but they can be found on facebook.com), via psmbrokerage.com. The truth is nobody knows how that worked out except Kim and the insurance company.

Back in 2016, Kim KarTRASHian (aka Kardashian), was in Paris, France, for some whoring or something, and a group of masked men (likely practicing for ‘the covid’) took ALLEGEDLY $10 million worth of her jewelry from her and may have had a gun and knife. We don’t know, as we weren’t there.

Supposedly, Kim was bound and gagged, which for her is foreplay. The men had used her own internet posts to track her down, which points out the obvious flaw in detailing every minute of your day on socialIST media.

‘…that was a lie’, by unknown from memecenter.com, via leadsurance.com. They will claim they are offering more and better coverage for that price increase.

According to various reports, she either recovered NONE of the jewelry, or 1-2 pieces of it. Originally, 5 men were accused, but in the end 12 men went to trial over it. One of the accused, Yunis Abbas, said that Kim actually called 911 in the USA…from Paris…during the incident.

Despite what Kim had claimed the jewelry was worth, the insurance company paid her $6.1 million, then sued her for the same amount. The lawsuit was settled 2 years later, and the terms are undisclosed.

‘good news…, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Killer whales don’t carry insurance, but luckily we had some for our X-Wing Starfighter.

So, given THIS example, why is insurance a thing? Confusing, isn’t it? And if you think that is bad, look up the poker insurance thing. Even the people involved in that, on both sides, don’t understand it. They just like the action.

Hopefully you are all enjoying our site format change (announced HERE) as much as we are in bringing it to you. We are having so much fun learning about insurance that we are now considering becoming an insurance agent ourselves. Jamison, take a letter…

“Animal Crackers – Take a Letter (Restored and Uncensored)”. We all need a Horatio Jamison of our own! As for what was restored…the scratching Elsie lines were deemed too risque at the time. LOL!

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The People Have Spoken, Reality Shed Officially Announces Site Commentary Format Change From Political To Insurance

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'love insurance', by unknown, via leadsurance.com. We don't love it now, but we are willing to learn.
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We wrote the other day about our experiences with ‘Great Harm’ insurance, AKA State Farm. Wow! That quickly became our 3rd most popular article ever. We heard you loud and clear, and are immediately switching gears site-wise.

‘cover that’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Obviously he doesn’t work for Great Harm.

We have long been interested in politics, and after being ‘sent to moderation’ over and over again for comments on Breitbart (for using words like ‘black’ as in “licorice is black” or “the sky is black at night” or “that baseball hit us in the face and gave us a black eye”, or ‘monkey’ during covid when they were injecting zoo animals with ‘the vaxx’, or back in the day ‘Soros’ although you can say that there now) we decided to start our own site so we could speak truthfully and freely.

Plus, be free to curse if we felt we needed to do so. Basically like John Nolte articles on Breitbart. For those who don’t go there, he is the one who is on our side, except on ‘the vaxx’ and masking (he has repeatedly attacked MAGA folks for resisting that tyranny).

‘weakness’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. What doesn’t kill you, insurance won’t cover.

John, who likes to sprinkle his articles with ‘F bombs’, also ignored AT&T ownership of CNN for the five years covering their purchase and sale of that propaganda channel. We emailed he and the site (along with posting comments about it) asking why. No answer. FOR 5 YEARS!

We checked beforehand with the hosting provider we ended up choosing to go with, and they assured us that as long as what we said was legal in the United States, we were good to go.

Speaking of cursing, we heard from a new reader to our site the other day. A woman we won’t name directly, but who goes by the alias of ‘mom’, who read that insurance article (her first visit since the site went live in late July 2022), said we are good at writing but need to stop cursing.

‘owe me’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. This is how democRATs run the government.

Her objection was in regards to our comments on ‘Runaround Sue’. We reminded her that Sue called us a liar first, which ended that conversation. And yes, even 10-year-old cartoon boys have mothers.

One thing we do not do is lie. You might disagree with us, but that isn’t lying. We might even make a mistake occasionally, and we strongly encourage those expecting that to happen to begin holding their breath now. But intentionally misleading someone isn’t in our repertoire, which ‘aka mom’ should know.

That said, steal from us or lie about us and the game is on. Served hot or cold, revenge is still tasty.

‘no way’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. Trust us, you don’t want to date her.

Anyway, we had long had this unique format in mind, mixing sarcasm and MAGA commentary with memes (found or created), which nobody else was doing. We don’t do ‘photoshop’ like one well known site, although we dabbled in that (see one example HERE, and two others HERE) and might do so again.

We also try to make our commentary timeless, as in not tied only to one event on a certain day. At one point, we were producing 3-4 articles a day, but anyone who writes knows that was a pace that couldn’t last. Plus, we feel that we need a unique take on any subject we tackle. You can go anywhere for “Democrats bad!”

And apparently you do.

‘reverse’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. Committing a crime (leaving the scene of an accident) is only funny if you get away with it.

So, along with real life getting in the way, production slipped. We felt badly about that, but call it writer’s block or whatever, repeating the same thing others are saying isn’t a great way to spend time.

Then the X-Wing Starfighter vs Killer Whale thing happened and, thanks to Sue, we had a hit.

‘peanut allergy’, by unknown, via psmbrokerage.com. The old murder for profit scheme is extremely difficult to get away with.

For those curious, here are our top 5 all-time articles by views:

1) You Can’t Unvaxx II, At Least Three More Victims Get Thrown Onto The Top Of Covid Sacrificial Pile By Alt-Far-Left

2) Like Mike, Barack Obama’s ‘Wife’ Unveils White House Portrait Of Self As ‘First Lady’ Entitled “Battle Of The Bulge”

3) Like A Bad Neighbor ‘Great Harm’ Don’t Care!, Pro-Trans Leftist Insurance Company Partially Denies First Ever Claim

4) Collusion In Real Time, Left Denies It But Twitter Spam Attack On Elon Musk Obviously Coordinated By Vindman Group

5) Left’s Favorite Target, Store Chain Embraced Woke And Felt Wrath Ever Since As Hundreds Of Millions Of Losses Mount

The article at the top of that list is odd since the first part (“You Can’t Unvaxx, So Far Three Republican Governors Move To Save Children As Adults Continue To Make Stupid Decisions“), written just the day before, isn’t even close (sitting at #98 as of today).

‘forgot’, by unknown, via leadsurance.com. This is what ObamaDONTcare dentistry looks like.

Since all 42 of you loved that State Farm article so much, we will now make the necessary adjustments in order to keep the site going and you happy. We vow to produce only the finest in insurance commentary and memes (discovered or made from scratch).

And it won’t just be automobile insurance as we discussed prior. No, we will be deep-diving into health insurance and any other type of insurance we can find, because that appears to be what you want.

Our new motto is, “You asked for it, you got it, coverage…of insurance!” That is our promise to you.

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