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Planet Chorizo, How the Left Uses ‘Trust the Science’ and Similar Phrases to Sneak Things by Us



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When a world famous physicist rushed to post groundbreaking pictures from the new James Webb Space Telescope of a distant planet, the first ever taken of it, people sat up and took notice. And by default anything such a person said is given great deference. You don’t expect someone like that to post something you later discover was a joke all along. But his approximately 92000 followers on Twitter learned that is exactly what it was.

In this case it wasn’t really harmful as after an hour of teasing them all about Spanish charcuterie not existing anywhere but Earth, and even some peoples coming to his defense thinking he himself had been tricked he decided to come clean. But this is just the tip of the disinformation iceberg, and usually it isn’t done for comedic purposes but rather to push a hard left agenda including medical procedures killing people daily now.

From the 1960’s on we’ve had overpopulation, new ice age*, acid rain, ozone hole, global warming and climate change. None of them real. All of them designed to give power to the left (who are all Sun deniers). The Sun is 99.86% of the mass of our Solar System and is responsible for all of our energy, climate and weather.

Then we have the lies about Covid, cloth masks, and ‘vaccines’, as well as other things now labeled health risks even if they are not (like exercising your Second Amendment Rights), which proves a clear pattern of deception which isn’t part of a joke. And we are to do as we are told, never questioning ‘scientists’.

At least one person chastised the physicist for his actions, calling it “quite inappropriate” while “coming from a scientific research director”. To say the least!

We’ll just have to wait to learn what Proxima Centauri (4.2 light years away from Earth) looks like. But it does NOT look like this:

Picture from the asshole who perpetrated the fraud (Etienne Klein of France).

*Check for this on YouTube as “In Search Of The Coming Ice Age … With Leonard Nimoy (1978).”, just 22:35 and worth the watch.

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democRAT ‘muh The Science’ Posts YUGE Win, It Only Took Less Than 200 Years To Determine That Gas Stoves Are Hazard



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Okay, 197 years to be specific. In 1826, James Sharp, a British inventor, patented the gas stove. In 1828, Smith & Philips marketed it for him, and he opened a factory in 1836 to manufacture gas stoves in Northampton, England. Now, in January 2023, we discover he was committing a ‘hate-crime’…or whatever.

Democrats aren’t real, which you can catch up on HERE if you missed it. Their replacements, democRATs, are gaslighting us over gas-lighting (aka actually lighting gas on fire to cook food with). The left are coming for our stoves, specifically gas stoves. Your electric stoves are just fine…until they turn off the electricity.

‘wanted’, “James Sharp; Dead or Alive; For gas(stove)-lighting”, by us using alleged silhouette of James Sharp and ‘Wanted’ template from

The same people who tell us that 18-year-old’s can graduate high school and go into the military but they shouldn’t be able to own a gun are also the people who tell us that new-born babies know they were born the wrong sex, and now they also tell us that gas stoves are deadly.

The left’s ‘the science’ is pretty much all over the place. Seemingly politically selective in its ‘scientific’ approach. Basically anti-science.

Sandy Ocasio (New York, D is for daft) aka Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez once she decided to run for office and put on glasses to make herself look smarter (yes, they are a prop), posted online that gas stoves led to “reduced cognitive performance”.

‘Designing Women meme Suzanne gas stove gaslight’, by Robert Sanchez, via MSM loves to gaslight us.

Congressman Ronny Jackson (Texas, R), who is also a retired United States Navy rear admiral, and is a medical doctor (unlike noted taco expert Jill Biden), AND was ‘Physician to the President of the United States’ from 2013 to 2018 (last 4 years of Obama, first 2 years of Trump). He replied to Sandy with a picture she had posted of herself using a gas stove in her own kitchen.

This came about because yet another government agency has been corrupted by communists to spew hate-speech, and WE define that as any language critical of Western civilization.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, with its easy to remember acronym of USCPSC, pronounced UsCpSc, alleges that gas-powered stoves are a “hidden health hazard” and emit “harmful pollutants”, while encouraging people to switch to electric stoves. It only took those commie fucks 197 years to discover that ‘danger’ too.

‘Try it its cool’, by Forever_a_red, via

We believe that old-school thinking needs to be set aside. Leftists are not normal people who are horrible at what they do and stupid to boot. Demeaning them might make some feel better but it doesn’t stop them. They are instead insidious and evil and know exactly what they are doing and laugh at you when you call them names as they destroy Western civilization.

After the democRAT politicians like Sandy touted that ridiculous and incorrect assessment of a known proven technology, of course their colluders in MSM jumped in and ran with it.

‘yeah, if you could stop trying to turn every knob of the gas stove on that’d be great’, by unknown, via

Bill Weir of CNN (Criminal News Network) said “The science is showing us having a gas stove, in a small apartment especially with bad ventilation, is like having a car idling there. If you have young kids, it can affect cognitive abilities, as well as asthma”. Where was Weir when masks were forced on kids (and adults)? Where was Bill for 197 years while we cooked in ‘ignorance’?!

Not to be outdone, Bloomberg (an alleged news organization, not the rich jackass who founded it) said “Natural gas stoves, which are used in about 40% of homes in the US, emit air pollutants such as nitrogen dioxide, carbon monoxide and fine particulate matter at levels the EPA and World Health Organization have said are unsafe and linked to respiratory illness, cardiovascular problems, cancer, and other health conditions, according to reports by groups such as the Institute for Policy Integrity and the American Chemical Society.”

‘Set your house on fire – wok adapter’, “NOVEL WAYS TO SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE; THE WOK GAS BURNER ADAPTER”, by Fred.Matherson, via THIS is a picture of an actual product (called ‘Wokmon’) and they made a meme from it!

The WHO (not the rock band, the World Health Organization, which is organized communism on a world-wide level to damage the health of us all) are known liars and are in bed with the communist Chinese, as they pushed ‘the covid’ and all of its associated lies and trappings…like those masks. Cloth STILL is not magical, and blocks NO viruses!

The EPA are land-grabbers, and even alt-far-left ‘The Shill’ AKA The Hill admitted same in June 2015 when they said “The EPA just finalized one of the biggest land grabs in American history. Under the Clean Water Rule, all “tributaries” will be categorically regulated by the federal government. Tributaries — which quite literally mean anything with a bed, banks and an “ordinary high water mark” — are now under federal control.”

‘supremacy’, by DaMusicGamer, via

This gas stove nonsense is evolving out of California, which voted for Reagan and Bush the father before being lost to anti-science pro-illegal alien leftists. Proving that, in September 2022 the ‘Air Resources Board’ there decided that by 2030 they would prohibit the sale of gas water heaters and furnaces, replacing them with electric devices.

That is a state where ‘rolling blackouts‘ are normal now. Soon, folks there won’t be able to heat their homes, or water, or cook food, or charge their over-priced, very expensive batteries with 4 tires and a steering wheel that children in Africa mined the cobalt for the lithium-ion batteries for at great risk to their own health.

‘Angel X’, by unknown, via Those look perfect!

Did you know that ongoing exposure to disinformation from democRATs is linked to reduced cognitive performance…such as voting democRAT? The cure is to not listen to democRATs or MSM. Instead do the things they abhor. Learn about that regularly here, where those who have shed their reality are taken to task (out behind the shed, by reality). The Reality Shed fact-checkers have fact-checked that statement and found it to be TRUE!

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Democrats Aren’t Real, What We Have Long Suspected Actually Turns Out To Be True And Here Is How It All Came About



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The greatest conspiracy theory in the history of forever has now finally been proven true and the fate of our entire planet depends on how we choose to deal with it.

Following the so-called ‘Russian Revolution’ of 1917-1923 (which wasn’t a real revolution, and is only said to have ended with the formation of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, aka USSR), the Soviet communists began a program of infiltration into the West, and specifically the United States, by replacing normal Democrats with communist lookalike drones (we call those democRATs to distinguish them).

‘democrats then and now Memes & GIFs — Democatsthenandnow’, “YOUR GRANDPARENT’S DEMOCRAT PARTY; YOUR DEMOCRAT PARTY”, by aquabach, via They just seems more reasonable before colors were invented.

The process sped up beginning in 1948 when Jack Kerouac (pronounced Smith) first used the phrase “Beat Generation” and then, following the Soviet launch of the Sputnik 1 satellite*, the two terms were merged by Herb Caen on April 2, 1958, in the San Francisco Chronicle, giving birth to the ‘beatnik’ movement. They were an anti-conformist underground movement, which by 1967 had morphed into the hippies.

‘Plague’, by Avidreader, via She didn’t say which God… Pretty sure hers is NOT ours.

Some ask what happened to all of the real Democrats when they were replaced with democRATs, but the answer is that nobody knows for sure. The most likely possibility is that they became pig food. Those fuckers will eat anything…even teeth, so don’t ever fall down in a group of hungry pigs.

Perhaps this is why bacon tastes so good now…hmm.

“important conversation by settleslugger” — OP labeled this wrong. Obviously this is a pair of patriots speaking privately about American food (burgers first, then Taco Bell which is NOT Mexican food and is basically the same 20 or so ingredients rearranged into a near endless variety of menu items), when a pair of enforcement drones came over to try to oppress them and they responded by freedom’ing all over them (ie continuing their conversation like the tools of the man weren’t there). And NO, we are NOT anti-police. Just this BS kind of ‘policing’. This was an AB conversation so C your way out of it!

Near the end of the Bill Clinton Presidency, he pushed CONgress to allow communist China (who had illegally funded he and Algore’s reelection campaign) into the World Trade Organization (WTO). From December 26, 1991, when the USSR ended, until communist China officially joined the WTO on December 11, 2001, there was a struggle for control over the democRAT drones.

After that became a reality, the replacement accelerated and control over them shifted almost exclusively to the communist Chinese.

‘Mostly false… psych!’, by Jackmorgan, via They didn’t even read what they wrote!

Over time, Democrats went through various stages on their journey left, starting with ‘liberals’, ‘social-liberalism’ and ‘center-left’, then to ‘moderate’, ‘new Democrat’, ‘centrism’, and ‘third way’, then on to ‘progressive’, ‘leftwing’, ‘leftwing populism’, and ‘Democrat-socialist’.

Along the way, they discarded ‘conservative Democrat’ and ‘Blue Dog’. The reality is they can call themselves whatever they want to, but what they really are now is alt-far-left-communist-democRAT-groomer-extremist-grifter-indoctrinating-gaslighting-Alinskyite-globalist-stochastic-terrorist-hate-speecher-election-stealing-gun-grabbing-sun-deniers.

‘pelosi on trump and biden’, by unknown, via Hypocritical bitch.

Unfortunately, this all happened with few noticing and despite President Ronald Reagan often using cryptic words in his speeches, which some now interpret as him trying to provide hints of it going on, real Democrats no longer exist in the USA as of January 2023.

The roots of today’s awareness campaign began in 1984 during Reagan’s reelection campaign, but didn’t do us a lot of good. No matter what anyone else tells you, Democrats are not real any longer. Never believe a democRAT truther.

“Highly Illogical”, by oudaveguy98, via They just want their reliably leftwing votes.

What are they trying to accomplish? Their risky scheme is to subvert the government of the United States. Their policies are real and intentionally painful, and they govern through terrorism. They are the existential threat we face today.

democRATs have even stolen two elections in a row now (House, Senate and Presidency in 2020, along with Senate and various offices in 2022 while also limiting their loss in the House). As if drones could win a real election!

‘Muchos Mexicanos’, by unknown via imgflip, UL by BigDaddyMoonpug via Pelosi did the same thing when Laura Loomer dropped off a load of illegals at one of her mansions.

To that end, they also have control of MSM who are aware of their status and collude with the drones to push their agenda via propaganda. That includes amazing double-standards, pushing bogus ‘the science’, and flooding America with illegal alien third world replacement citizens, just not to their cities or at their homes.

It also covers denying truth via ‘fact checking’, which is really reality denial in disguise, printing more fiat currency to give to those who launder their stolen money and make their bioweapons.

‘Dems being Dems’, by unknown via, UL by The_KlansMan via Got it, shitty ULer name. Good meme! Look, they are giving OUR 2A Rights to Ukrainians with no trace of irony!

How do you spot one? Easy, they wear masks to hide their drone-ness, get software upgrades via repeated shots, and need to be in or around Electric Vehicles (EVs) to recharge. They can also pull current from nearby electronics if needed, so if you must go near one, please make sure your devices are fully charged up first.

‘Thanks’, by unknown for Turning Point Action, UL by Alex_Sim via The right side of meme is sliced off, and we couldn’t find a better version but wanted to use it, so yes the ‘E’ at the end of the top line is missing.

We hear you saying, “Great, now I know what they look like, but how do I deal with them?” You don’t and can’t. Never negotiate with or acquiesce to a terrorist.

The damage they have done is very real. We went from energy independence to begging others to pump oil in less than 2 years. Bidenflation is squeezing everyone and some are even taking out loans to eat.

‘slavery, by defiantamerica, via We are the resistance now.

The government has been turned back on the citizens led by the corrupt IRS (beginning under Obama, with Lois Lerner against the Taxed Enough Already, or TEA, party), and the FBI (which isn’t a law enforcement agency any more).

democRATs (and their RINO** stooges) have pushed too far, and the walls are closing in on them. Their policies are for the birds and this is the beginning of the end for communism. We will see to that.

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*Which began orbiting Earth on October 4, 1957 but after 3 weeks its radio signal stopped as its batteries ran out. It continued in orbit for 3 months, then fell back to Earth on January 4, 1958.

**Republican In Name Only, not to be confused with real Republicans.

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Republicans Racist Against Teslas and Iguanas, According to democRATs Global Warming Causes Climate Change And Cold



'New for 2023, Tesla introduces Iguana-mode', meme by us FROM 'cat in Tesla', by unknown, via AND 'iguana', by unknown, via No more falling from trees in cold weather. Just leave your iguana inside your Tesla!
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Electric Vehicles (EVs) that won’t charge. Iguanas falling out of trees. All caused by Republican opposition to taxes that would somehow change weather patterns that have existed for billions of years due to our Solar System’s own Sun and its cyclical patterns of heating and cooling.

That is what leftists such as autistic Swede Greta Thunberg and governorship usurper Kathy Hochul (New York, D is for disreputable) claim. “It’s very clear to me that the effects of climate change are wreaking havoc everywhere.”, Hochul said, blaming that made up thing for record snowfall and cold. Read a fucking book we reply.

‘…existential threat…’, by unknown, found online. It is all about power.

Winter storms are NOT caused by “climate change” {sic}, they are caused by the Sun, which is 99.86% of the mass in our solar system and accounts for all of our energy AND weather AND climate. [Source: Wikipedia ‘The Sun’…a left-wing site]

“The helical model – our solar system is a vortex”

The Sun’s core is 29 million degrees Fahrenheit and spins 4x faster than the surface, which is ‘only’ 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, per UCLA research in 2017. It also travels through space at 448,000 miles per hour (MPH). Sound fast? At that speed it will take the Sun 230 MILLION years to travel once around the Milky Way galaxy, which itself turns at the rate of 1.3 MILLION MPH.

‘climate change…’, by @RacySicilian at Patriots Hub, found online. The left’s policies are meant to enslave us all.

Leftists want you to believe that what 8 billion of us do actually matters, but all of us together are just a TINY part of the remaining 0.14% (just over 1/8th of 1 percent) mass of the solar system. You can’t beat that math!

The alt-far-left-communist-democRATs are Sun Deniers, which, along with their DNA denying proves they are science deniers. They are also election fraud deniers AND election thieves. Leftists even claim math is racist, but it was invented in Sumer (where Iraq is now) about 7000 years ago. Their claim is actually racist!

‘climate crazies…’, by unknown, found online. Quick, boil some water and grab some buckets!

The left also tell us to ditch regular cars for EVs (which can be dangerous). Well, some EV owners are discovering something that many gasoline-powered car owners have known for years: during the Winter car batteries sometimes won’t hold a charge.

Only for those driving EVs (which are basically batteries attached to a steering wheel and tires) that doesn’t mean calling AAA for a jump-start (or new battery). In fact, if your EV battery needs replacing, it is roughly the same price as the entire car!

‘The power of the purse’, by BobboJenkins, via We are slaves to the left. They don’t want to work so they design policies they profit from at our expense.

The owner of a ‘Tesla S’, Domenick Nati of Lynchburg, Virginia, tried to charge his car for Christmas Eve events and due to freezing temperatures (19 degrees Fahrenheit), it would not do so. His battery was at just 40% when he plugged it in at a so-called ‘supercharger’ Tesla station on December 23.

‘Climitard…’, by unknown, found online. The only thing ‘climate policies’ solve are how to empty our wallets into leftist wallets.

After 2 hours, the battery percent had actually dropped with the outside temperature. He drove home and attempted to charge it there but it still would not. He then went to a different ‘supercharger’ station and after an hour the system said the battery was heating up and to keep the charge cable inserted, but no charging was taking place.

‘Inconvenient truth’, by BobboJenkins, via Algore has been wrong about everything he has ever said. And no, he did NOT invent the internet (it started as ‘ARPAnet’, U.S. Advanced Research Projects Agency Network, before he entered CONgress)!

Being gullible, he has no other vehicle, so as his Tesla said it only had “19 miles left to empty”, he left the car charging at the ‘supercharger’ station and got a ride home. He tried to reach Tesla but could not. FIFTEEN HOURS LATER, still no charge, so he canceled his Christmas plans.

He wasn’t the only one affected by the cold as 1.5 MILLION Americans and 125,000 homes were without power due to the ‘bomb cyclone‘ (formerly known as a Canadian cold spell). All the left cared about was their precious replacement citizen ‘migrants’. And if you happen to be in a place like Florida and an iguana falls from a tree, don’t worry, it isn’t dead, it is just stunned from the cold.

‘Where are the solar panels?’, by unknown, found online. If solar was the answer then those roofs would be full of solar panels.

That happens practically every year at least once per winter and hits even Florida and Texas. Being cold-blooded, iguanas require heat from an external source (aka the Sun) to stay warm. So they are going into a catatonic hibernation-like state due to the arctic cold.

Even in this condition, they can be dangerous, so they should be left alone. When they wake up, and they will, they can be very aggressive (scratching and biting), and they possess claws and sharp teeth, and will even use their tales as a weapon. Just like democRATs. Mostly peaceful indeed!

“In Search Of The Coming Ice Age … With Leonard Nimoy (1978).”

The left doesn’t want to solve real problems, they create fake problems so they can tax us and pretend to solve them. From the 1960’s on we’ve had overpopulation, new ice age, acid rain, ozone hole, global warming and climate change. None of them real. All of them designed to give power to the left.

‘…how much climate change do we have?’, by unknown from, found online. Nobody hated white people until Obama came along. Odd, that was when we last had 2 ‘genders’ too…

We will not join the left’s religious cult. The big yellow thing in the daytime sky prohibits our doing so. What will save the planet is ‘comprehensive leftist control’, which isn’t leftists being in control, but rather is control of leftists by we normal people.

democRATs are the existential threat to mankind, and to Earth. So-called scientists of the left lie all of the time. Their goal is to regress civilization, and when they eventually shut off the electricity, the EV owners can buy horses to pull their cars for them.

‘I take it all back…’, by unknown, found online. Communist says what? Witch’s tit, bitch!

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