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Wipe With democRATs!, The Ultimate Solution To Stopping Deforestation AND ‘Deleavestation’ While Also Saving Money

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We really do listen to you and read your comments, and we always consider your suggestions…before dismissing them. Unfortunately for you, no, we won’t be starting an OnlyFans account. Also, shame on those of you who want to see a scantily clad “10-year-old cartoon boy” researching and typing. THAT is a new kink!

As for the headline, it was a tossup between ‘ultimate’ and ‘perfect’, but in the end ‘ultimate’ was more better-er. Speaking of the end, this article is all about some leftist ass-hat suggesting that we do away with toilet paper (TP) and instead begin using leaves to wipe our butts with when we take a poop.

Translation into vulgarian: “using leaves to wipe our asses with when we take a shit”. We just want everyone to be happy, and appreciate our vulgarian minority readers. To that end, this article contains both toilet humor AND humor about toilets.

“you’re a true vulgarian” — from ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ (1988, MGM). This scene features Kevin Kline (as Otto) and John Cleese (as Archie). What comes next in the movie is Otto hanging Archie out of a window upside down.

Are we actually taking one or leaving it? You don’t bring the crap with you when you exit the bathroom. Actually, since we are leaving it, then perhaps we should use leaves.

Back on topic, who are the dirtiest and most disgusting people on the planet?

democRATs. But you know that, even if you are one. And if you are one, what the fuck are you doing here? There is no hope for you. Any chance you had of saving your soul was lost when you stole the 2020 and 2022 elections.

Yes, you did.

The real question isn’t if we should continue to use TP, but rather what are we going to use when democRATs finish intentionally collapsing society?

This kind of nonsense from the alt-far-left isn’t new though. The globalists tried to create an artificial shortage of TP during the covid scamdemic of 2020 (aka that thing that enabled the first recent election theft).

This did get us thinking though. Perforated TP was patented in 1891, and we decided to learn about what people used before TP was invented.

‘public restroom usage’, by unknown, found online. Yet people still buy food at gas stations.

The first known reference to TP was in 589AD by the Chinese scholar and official Yan Zhitui, who said, “Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from the Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes.”

In islam they are not allowed to eat with their left hand…because they wipe with that hand after crapping (via rroij.com). THIS is the reason we shake hands with the right hand! According to wikipedia.com, male muslims “…must also not wear any scent, including deodorant.”

Well, that stinks.

Here are some other solutions to this common shared problem…

‘…literally…’, by unknown, via noguiltlife.com. Never did that ourselves, but most often it seemed to be aimed at government school indoctrinators (aka ‘teachers'[SIC]).

“How did Romans wipe their bottoms? The Romans cleaned their behinds with sea sponges attached to a stick, and the gutter supplied clean flowing water to dip the sponges in. This soft, gentle tool was called a tersorium, which literally meant “a wiping thing.” The Romans liked to move their bowels in comfort.” –smithsonianmag.com

“What did Vikings use as toilet paper? The waterlogged areas of the excavation at Whithorn uncovered preserved ‘sheets’ of moss, which had been discarded. Closer analysis revealed them to be studded with fragments of hazel nut shells, and blackberry pips.” –futuremuseum.co.uk

“What was toilet paper in China? In the 6th century CE toilet paper was widely used in China. Historically the first modern toilet paper was made in 1391, when it was created for the needs of the Chinese Emperor family. Each sheet of toilet paper was even perfumed. That was toilet paper as we have come to think of it.” –toiletpaperhistory.net

‘pre-2020 life’, by unknown, via noguiltlife.com. Those companies plant new trees too, because without them they’d run out of product eventually.

“What did people use instead of toilet paper in the Middle Ages? Before toilet paper was even a concept, people just used whatever was available to wipe. This included items such as hay, wood shavings, corn cobs, and even iron cables.” –bimbamboopaper.com

“What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper? Leaves, sticks, moss, sand and water were common choices, depending on early humans’ environment. Once we developed agriculture, we had options like hay and corn husks. People who lived on islands or on the coast used shells and a scraping technique.” –cottonelle.com

“What did pirates use for toilet paper? Sailors used something called a ‘tow rag’. A tow rag was a long piece of frayed rope that dangled in the water. The ropes were tied to the part of the ship that was used as a toilet. After wiping, they would drop the rope back into the water and let the ocean do the clean-up.” –cottonelle.com

‘…square’, by unknown, via digitalmomblog.com. The guy that sings the song this is based on is VERY left wing. Cute meme though.

“What did [American Indians] use before toilet paper? Corn cobs. Dried corn cobs were plentiful in rural agrarian societies throughout history. From colonial Americans to ancient Mayans — the corncob worked by turning on its axis to clean the region (you get the picture). According to our official internet sources, some outhouses in western US states still use this method” –whogivesacrap.org

“What did pioneers use to wipe their bum? One of the more popular early American wiping objects was the dried corn cob. A variety of other objects were also used, including leaves, handfuls of straw, and seashells. As paper became more prominent and expendable, early Americans began using newspapers, catalogs, and magazines to wipe.” –pristinesprays.com

“What did cowboys use for toilet paper? If the cowboys used the large velvety leaves of the mullein (Verbascum thapsus) plant while out on the range, then you can too! Mullein is a biennial plant available for use in almost every bioregion.” –hipcamp.com

‘…CVS…’, by unknown, via noguiltlife.com. CVS has nothing on Big Lots!

“What was used for toilet paper in the 1800’s? Before the availability of mass produced toilet paper in the mid-1800s, humans had to resort to using what was free and available, even if it didn’t provide the most effective (or comfortable) results. Options included rocks, leaves, grass, moss, animal fur, corn cobs, coconut husks, sticks, sand, and sea shells.” –nicencleanwipes.com

“What was toilet paper like in the 1860s? The first commercially packaged toilet paper was made in 1857 by Joseph Gayetty. The paper was wet with aloe and had his name printed on every sheet. It was sold as a medical product, and claimed to prevent hemorrhoids.” –reddiplumbingwichita.com

“What did civil war soldiers use for toilet paper? There was generally no toilet paper available. Soldiers used sheets of newspaper, pages from catalogs, or water from a canteen to clean themselves.” –civilwartalk.com

‘…wish…’, by unknown, via noguiltlife.com. We’ll pay with cash, thank you for asking.

Quite a lot of creative options there, but we will stick to TP and hope that it doesn’t stick to us.

But if push comes to shove, there is no shortage of leftists today, as colleges and government schools are designed to produce them, by taking perfectly normal human beings and brainwashing and gaslighting them into leftism.

‘crane’, by unknown, via digitalmomblog.com. Those things are SO rigged!

So our very reasonable and comprehensive solution to this problem is obviously the proper path to take. And anyway, who gives a shit if the left doesn’t like it, as they’ve been crapping on us for decades now.

What started this off was Robin Greenfield, an allegedly grown adult male of 36, who likes to refer to himself as an “environmental activist”. Actually, so-called environmentalists are not environmentalists, they are environmental EXTREMISTS pushing a Marxist agenda. Nobody normal hates the environment! NOBODY!!

‘…one carat…’, by unknown, via digitalmomblog.com. We came close once, and will likely visit this territory again.

We ALL like clean water, and clean air, and also radiation as low as possible (seriously, if you dislike radiation, then Earth is the last place you want to be, since we are bombarded by solar radiation 24/7/365, as even if you are on the side not facing the Sun, solar radiation goes right through the planet, through you and out into space).

Greenfield claims we have an “environmental crisis”, but we really have a crisis of environmentalist wackos wanting us to be regressive while claiming they are progressive. Wanting us to live in boxes, while doing away with normal cars for EVs (HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE), and eliminating gas stoves are just three more examples of the left’s regressivism.

‘…seeds…’, by unknown, via noguiltlife.com. Gives a new definition to grow your own.

The plant (blue spur flower) that he suggests we use instead of the plant we already use (aka trees, which provide the pulp for all forms of paper as we know it) grows in just 11 States, so the other 39 States worth of us would just be…wait for it…totally worth it…almost there…shit out of luck.

Told you so.

‘Here Goes Nothing’, by Dana Jean Taylor @danajeantaylor from pinterest.com, via memebase.cheezburger.com. It takes a while for it to sprout, so be patient.

Robin also failed to explain what would happen to Taco Bell in a TP-less society, as “mud-butt” is a real disease and they are a known cause.

We recently brought together a crack team of specialists, or was it a specialist team on crack, or even a team of crack specialists…anyway, we consulted with the best folks we could find: Hugh Jast, Richard Hertz, Nate Yuri and Irving Phillip Frehley (who claims to be a distant cousin of original ‘Kiss’ guitarist Paul Daniel ‘Ace’ Frehley, but we have our doubts).

“History Lessons – Chappelle’s Show”, the mud-butt part of the first 6:05 of this video. By somewhat reasonable and occasionally on our side despite being muslim, Dave Chappelle, and completely unreasonable communists Comedy Central [SIC]. RIP Charlie Murphy. You are still funnier than Eddie.

Their solution was to stuff TP down the throat of the guy who suggested we stop using it, then wrap him in TP and put him up in a tree with the other nuts. They didn’t specify if the TP was to be unused or not, and we have no preference either.

Our solution is to dump Robin and his lame-ass idea in the toilet bowl of history and flush. Also, crack is whack.

‘…take it’, by unknown, via digitalmomblog.com. Don’t Mess With Myass!

This is the crappiest article we will probably ever write, and we really just want the globalist left to leave us alone. There is a time and place for communism, and it is called China.

Next we will turn our attention to another top request, figuring out how to go fuck ourselves. Sounds like fun, AND also quite a challenge. Stay tuned.

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Caught In The Act!, Alt-Far-Left Both Celebrates AND Mocks Themselves Over Their Own Failed Attempt To Kill Trump

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Sometimes, this stuff really does write itself. The left are now vacillating between glee over their own actions, expressing regret over the fact that they didn’t succeed, and also trying to pin their attempt on us, even via memes.

Just as we predicted too, oh when was that again…wow it was way back on Saturday when we wrote it and Sunday morning when we published it and started working on this one.

Staunch-alt-far-left-communist-democRAT-groomer-extremist-grifter-indoctrinating-gaslighting-Alinskyite-fringe-election-theft-denying-globalist-stochastic-terrorist-hate-speecher-election-stealing-gun-grabbing-sun-deniers and the existential threat America faces today, are taking turns:

1) celebrating their attempted assassination of President Donald Trump, soon to be known as ’92’ (45 + 47), just 2 days before the Republican National Convention started in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
2) being bummed out that they failed to kill him.
3) trying to claim that the shooter was one of us, which to them makes us responsible for their actions.

‘The Blues Brothers (1980) – Nazis Take a Dive Scene (3/9) | Movieclips’. From what is no doubt the greatest movie ever made…that is set in Chicago and features a blues band led by two brothers. Notice how the ‘heroes’ instigate the entire situation. As far away as they were, they couldn’t even hear what was being said, as proven by them asking the cop what was going on. Also notice that Jake saying he hates Illinois Nazis implies that he likes other kinds of Nazis.

Let’s take the last one first, just to be semi-confusing. The claim is that Thomas Matthew Crooks, a grown man of 20, was both a registered Republican and a Nazi.

There is a picture of him wearing a ‘Demolitia’ t-shirt from the ‘Demolition Ranch’ channel on YouTube, and some on the left are claiming it is an indication Crooks is a Nazi, AND that this proves he is one of us (despite us not being Nazis).

As we have explained before, the view that the political spectrum goes from (L-R) communist to democRAT to so-called moderate (actually just unwilling to make a decision), then Republican followed by Nazi is a myth (not a mister).

Nazi is an abbreviation of National Socialist, and ALL socialists are left wing, PERIOD!

‘The Blues Brothers (1980) – The Bluesmobile Does a Backflip Scene (8/9) | Movieclips’. More from what is no doubt the greatest movie ever made…about two guys who wear black suits while singing and dancing, and also avoiding penguins. You can see the cars parked just below the stretch of highway under construction as Elwood slams on the brakes, but somehow when the Nazi car goes off the same area it is taller than the (then named) Sears Tower…

The only difference between a National Socialist and a Communist (aka Global Socialists) is the scope of their leftism (National vs Global). Those same two groups fought each other over Germany about 100 years ago, with the Nazis ‘winning’, and the rest is history (not her story).

So the actual political spectrum (this time R-L), is MAGA Conservative, Conservative, conservative (lower case c), Republican, RINO (Republican In Name Only), so-called moderate (seriously, get off the fence!), old-school blue dog Democrat (there might be one left somewhere), democRATs, socialists (including the national socialist aka Nazi kind), then communists, followed by dead communists (and the more of those, the better off we all are).

What does indicate some level of derangement is paying $37.45 for that t-shirt.

‘missed it’, by a random communist, using memes.com, via reddit.com. Using Maxwell ‘Agent 86’ Smart and The Chief (head of CONTROL) from the ‘Get Smart’ TV show (1965-1970). Yes, you missed a civil war and likely death by ‘that much’. Count your blessings.

We don’t believe ‘Demolition Ranch’, which we had never heard of until now, is Nazi, but even if they were and even if Crooks was, it would just make them leftists, which disproves the leftist attempt to conflate us with them.

One mental midget on Reddit (perhaps the most leftist jerkle-circ on the interwebs) said “So I’m Guessing Trump wasn’t enough of a nazi for him?”, with a reply of “Thats my guess”, and a reply to that of “In 2021 he [Crooks. –MG] was registered as a Republican. He voted in the fall of 2022 for the last time.”

And with that we move to the second part of that last one of 3 things, which is the left claiming to have found Crooks’ voter registration which lists him as a Republican.

It isn’t as if certain states, thanks to the democRAT-RINO (Republican In Name Only, aka not actual Republicans) alliance, don’t allow democRATs to register as Republicans so they can fuck with Republican Primary results by choosing candidates for us.

Listen, we could go tomorrow (we’d do it today, but it is Sunday, and they are closed) and change our voter registration to democRAT, but that would never EVER make us an actual democRAT, because we would never EVER vote for communists or push communism. And that is lost on those 3 pole-smokers on Reddit.

[See, we told you we started this Sunday. We left that because rewriting it would be brutal. –MG]

‘attempt on my life’, by a random communist, via reddit.com. Using Emperor Sheev Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, from the Star Wars prequel films because that really drives home Trump’s attempt to take over the universe with his mystical Sith powers…

Also, those documents, as well as pictures and now video (thanks to ‘deep fake’ technology) can be manipulated. We’ve seen video clips of actors in movies they weren’t in, complete with their real voice!

To further prove being a registered Republican means nothing, we have two words for you: Paul Ryan.

And we also have another two words for you: Mitch McConnell.

Plus, there is that old saying, “Actions speak louder than words.”, which in this case translates to an assassination attempt that…here it comes…wait for it…Morrisonesque ‘pregnant pause’ ending now…trumps a piece of paper (voter registration form). Or a picture.

So, when you hear someone discussing a “public-private partnership”, just realize that THAT is socialism.

Who did ‘not see’ that coming?

‘cool’ by 9gag, via pinterest.com. “The photo of Jim Morrison on the sofa with that background (but without Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Lee!) was taken in 1967 by Gloria Stavers in her flat in NYC. The Bruce Lee pic was taken in the Ocean Terminal in Hong Kong in 1972 (originally in colour of him alone). The origin of the Jimi Hendrix photo (also alone) is unknown but is frequently sold as autographed photos on memorabilia websites. (So the pic of the three of them together is clearly photoshopped. Also, it first surfaced in 2019)” by LouiseN85. Jim and Jimi did actually know each other, but yes, this is a fake photo, and a clear example of “Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.”, aka the best advice we ever got. So, in 2024, take voter registration forms and photographs and video, with a grain of salt.

Since we don’t have anyplace else to stick it, when we mentioned the difference between a Republic (us) and a democracy[SIC] yesterday, we gave the recent UK election as an example, and we forgot to mention the recent French election.

Almost every election in France follows the same formula: the Right wins the first round, then the alt-far-left-communists always have a second round so they can join up to prevent the Right from saving France. And as an added bonus, they get a minority government (based on vote %), just like the UK has now!

The left know they fucked up, and just made it more likely Trump will win, but they are still giddy over their failed attempt, with lots of jokes about ‘just missing’, as well as lots of happiness that the attempt was finally made.

‘did you hear the news’, by a random communist, via reddit.com. Trying to be hip and cool, this is a modified version of the Vincent van Gogh painting ‘Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear’, which appears to show Trump shot in the right ear. What the mental midget on reddit failed to grasp was that when Vincent painted himself he used a mirror, and the ear that he famously cut off before painting the original picture in 1889 was his left ear. Nice try dolt!

There is one more charge (#4) being leveled though, and honestly, we did think about it during the last article, but just like ‘using a sniper’, we figured the left would never go there. That allegation is that Trump set this all up for sympathy votes.

Here is one example, also from the most leftist place on earth (Reddit), the title of the comment being “AITAH to think it was a set up that Donald Trump was shot for sympathy vote?” and their illogical reasoning was “After watching the video, it seems like it was a way to get sympathy from voters. How far would he go to get votes?”

‘every democrat right now’, by a random communist, using mematic, via reddit.com. Showing ‘Homelander’ (aka evil Superman) from the TV show ‘The Boys’ (a crapfest where superheroes are evil, just like democRATs), and his sigh of resignation that he has to accept something that he can’t change.

YES! Let that sink in. They think Trump let himself be shot, and allowed a person behind him to be murdered, somehow knowing he would survive AND that it would just be one death, and all to win an election.

The reason they think that is because THEY would do it if they were him!

What the left fails to understand, and we have to make certain they eventually ‘get it’, is that they have awoken the sleeping giant. By attempting to assassinate the founder and current leader of the MAGA movement, they will attract people to MAGA, which isn’t what they wanted, but it is what they got.

And there is no more fence sitting allowed!!

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Another democRAT Failure, Leftists Can’t Even Manage To Assassinate Donald Trump Correctly During Butler PA Rally

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The alt-far-left-communist-democRATs have been trying to ‘bring him down’ since before Donald Trump was technically up. He rode down the golden escalator at Trump Tower in New York City on June 16, 2015, and, 2 days after his 70th birthday no less, announced that he was running for President of the United States of America.

The attacks began during the announcement, and never stopped. As of 2 days ago, they included false charges, fake prosecutions, home invasions, election theft committed against him and the people of the United States, and even attacks on many of his supporters. But until yesterday, a certain line hadn’t been crossed.

‘missed’, by Devin Dickerson (devin.dickerson.963) at facebook.com. Hillary is their best ‘wet work’ strategist.

No sooner had the July 13, 2024, rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, begun than, at about the 5-minute mark, what sounded like gunshots rang out…probably because that is exactly what they were, despite TV talking heads doing their best to say they were fireworks.

Eyewitnesses said they heard between 6 and 10 total shots, and now we know it was Thomas Matthew Crooks (at age 20 a grown man despite the lamestream media already attempting to call him a child), taking a few shots at Trump, hitting him on the right side of his head by his ear, as well as hitting and killing at least one person behind Trump, but then also government snipers killing the attempted assassin as he lay on a building rooftop to Trump’s right.

‘Trump Gets Assassinated! – Who’s President Now?’, by unknown using ‘Donald Trump Kissing’ meme, from makeameme.org. And the answer is, technically, the traitor Mike Pence, since Trump/Pence won the 2020 election before having it stolen from them…partially through the actions of Pence. RINOs lead complicated lives.

For their next trick, the leftstream urinalists will attempt to say that Crooks was one of us, a genuine MAGA (Make America Great Again; which is like silver to a werewolf or a cross to a vampire or Kryptonite to Superman, where leftists are concerned) through and through. Don’t fall for any of it.

Trump survived, and it is a good thing that he did as he has unfinished business. As do we, and they hate us almost as much as they despise Trump, and want us just as dead. Believe it!

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

After the 2020 election theft, Usurper-in-thief Joe Biden has done his best to damage our Republic. And thank God it is a Republic, because look at the complete mess that true minority party governments create. There is a long list, which will soon include, among other places, the recent elections in the United Kingdom (UK), aka Merely-Adequate Britain.

Or is it ‘Nearly-Adequate’…? It doesn’t really matter, it simply isn’t ‘Great’ anymore.

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

In the UK just under 60% of the people voted, which is 40% less than 100% for those who practice comm(unist)on core ‘math’, and with just 33.7% of the total votes cast, the Labour Party will now control 411 of the 650 seats in the House of Commons (or 63.231%) and the Prime Ministership.

THAT is a ‘democracy'[SIC], and no fucking thank you!

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

A one-third party controlling two-thirds of the government makes ZERO sense. In fact, it is quite an insane concept.

What makes less sense than that though, is those who have been calling Biden ‘president’ for the last 4 years. He is ‘resident’ at best. You do NOT steal the U.S. Presidency, you win it. He did NOT win it. democRATs invented brand-new ways of voting and used the communist-Chinese COVID virus to justify using them.

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

And what makes even less sense than that, is allowing the left to get away with attempting to kill Donald Trump.

To be VERY clear, we aren’t calling for violence! We are, however, accepting of the fact that the violence the left have long deserved is getting closer to becoming a reality for them.

‘Repercussions’, by us, using ‘assassination chain meme template’ from imgflip.com, with watermark via PicFont.com. Actions have consequences. Fuck around and find out.

We have suffered loss recently, and may again soon. That kept us from writing, but even before the events of yesterday, we were preparing to return. The site was renewed, and the country still needs saving, so…see you there!

‘Raylan vs Boon – Scene | Justified | FX’, “Raylan and Boon face off for one final showdown.” — ‘Justified’ (2010-2015) is an excellent show, and highly recommended. Boon was a character introduced with just 5 episodes left in the 6 year, 78 episode run. With his 5-man mercenary team wiped out, season 6 villain Avery Markham (Sam Elliott), a marijuana kingpin with his sites set on Harlan County, hires psychopathic marksman Boon (Jonathan Tucker), who in turn decides to make things personal with Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), resulting in a climactic gunfight on a stretch of highway just as Raylan attempted to take a criminal and her stolen millions back to Lexington. Leftists are like Boon, and MAGA is like Raylan.

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Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, MAGA Strives For Peace As Biden Touts Disunion

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People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.

So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.

‘Jesus In The Temple’, by satyricon, via imgflip.com. Attention leftists, our safe space is Earth.

During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.

Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).

‘would tell him’, by Catholic Memes @CatholicMemebase, via facebook.com. And you could never convince them otherwise either.

The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.

Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).

“Jesus Gets Angry | The Life of Jesus | #5”, by Jesus.net @ThelifeofJesus from youtube.com. This isn’t about coins or interest, it is about a general disrespect for, and refusal to abide by, proper behavior.

Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.

No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:

“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).

‘today’, by Hikmat Hanna from facebook.com, via pinterest.com. That love the sinner and hate the sin stuff got us ‘the trans’ and now many of our boys are dick-less and many of our girls are breast-less.

“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.

“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.

“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.

‘out of gum’, by unknown, via belovedspear.org. That site is run by someone who does not like what Jesus did. Jesus needs more gum or a smaller Temple. The inspiration for this meme is obviously the movie below…

Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?

Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!

“They Live (1988) – Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (4/10) | Movieclips”, by Universal, from Movieclips @MOVIECLIPS from youtube.com. One of the best movie scenes ever, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper improvised the best line in it!

Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.

Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.

In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).

‘cleansing’, by virago81, via imgflip.com. To be fair, only 2 of the 4 Gospels listed a whip being used.

Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).

The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.

“Hipster Jesus”, by unknown from memegenerator.net, UL by Z. via knowyourmeme.com. This is the image used in the movie ‘Dogma’. We need Jesus Vs. Satan in a TLC (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) match!

For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!

Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!

“Well, it surely took A LOT to make Jesus this angry…”, ‘WHEN SOMEONE MAKES YOU ANGRY, KEEP CALM AND THINK OF WHAT JESUS WOULD DO; BUT REMEMBER THAT THROWING TABLES UPSIDE DOWN AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS A POSSIBILITY’, by VespaDue, via imgflip.com. Speaking of being fair, at 50% you round up.

Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).

Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.

“Van Halen – Right Now (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]”, from For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991). Perhaps the reason that they all four go into the men’s room together at the end has something to do with the music video being exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long…? It is a good song though.

Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.

“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV

NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.

‘coexist?!’, by unknown, found online. As luck would have it we re-found this meme (found July of 2023) on our system about 13 hours after this article went live. Better late than never.

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