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Nonsensical Solution To An Imaginary Problem, Reality Shed’s Answer To ‘climate change’ [SIC] Is Stop-Drop-And-Roll

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There is no room for debate. Climate change is real, and a threat to mankind…3 months at a time. They are called seasons, and we have experienced them since man first appeared on Earth.

One season is really hot, another is really cold, while one season goes from hot to warm to chilly, and the last one goes from cold to chilly to warm.

This is denied by the alt-far-left, just as they deny the Sun and DNA (see ‘the trans‘).

Let’s go over some points of “settled science”. Some of these questions we asked, and others were suggested by the search:

‘…made up…’, by unknown, found online. Other than spelling ‘instill’ wrong, great meme!

‘how old is the sun?’
“The sun was born about 4.603 billion years ago. Many scientists think the sun and the rest of the solar system formed from a giant, rotating cloud of gas and dust known as the solar nebula.” –from “Earth’s sun: Facts about the sun’s age, size and history” via space.com

‘how long will the sun last?’
“Stars like our Sun burn for about nine or 10 billion years. So our Sun is about halfway through its life. But don’t worry. It still has about 5,000,000,000—five billion—years to go.” from “How Old Is the Sun?” via spaceplace.nasa.gov

‘how old is earth?’
“Earth is estimated to be 4.543 billion years old, plus or minus about 50 million years. Scientists have scoured the Earth searching for the oldest rocks to radiometrically date. In northwestern Canada, they discovered rocks about 4.03 billion years old.” –from “Age of Earth Collection” via nationalgeographic.org

‘Ultimate Temperature Conversion Guide’, by unknown from BoredPanda.com, found online. Best to not get those three confused.

‘how hot is the sun?’
“The temperature at the surface of the Sun is about 10,000 Fahrenheit (5,600 Celsius). The temperature rises from the surface of the Sun inward towards the very hot center of the Sun where it reaches about 27,000,000 Fahrenheit (15,000,000 Celsius).” –from “How hot is the Sun?” via coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu

‘what is the farthest earth gets from the sun?’
“Planet Earth reaches aphelion – when Earth is farthest from the sun – at 94,506,364 miles (152,093,251 km) from the sun.” –from “Earth farthest from sun – or aphelion” via earthsky.org

‘Algore is the ultimate grifter’, by unknown from AmericasBestPics.com, found online. ManBearPig is a liar, liar, pants on fire.

‘what is the closest earth gets to the sun?’
“Astronomers call this point perihelion, and at this time Earth is about 91.4 million miles (147.1 million km) away from the sun, according to NASA.” –from “How far is Earth from the sun?” via space.com, which also adds “Keep in mind that Earth’s distance from the sun does not determine the seasons we experience; the seasons are determined by the tilt of the planet’s axis.”

‘How much longer will the Sun sustain Earth?’
“Finally, the most probable fate of the planet is absorption by the Sun in about 7.5 billion years, after the star has entered the red giant phase and expanded beyond the planet’s current orbit.” –from “Future of Earth” via wikipedia.org

‘Buffalo, NY, 1977 vs 2022’, by @BenCalypso, found online. Lost on the left, that a lot of snow is perfectly normal for that part of New York during the winter.

We will take a quick break to quote our old favorite, the article about The Sun from wikipedia, which is a left-wing site (just try and post anything non-leftist there and see how quickly it is edited to be leftist!), which states that our Sun is 99.86% of the mass of our solar system (that includes EVERYTHING like planets and moons and space dust and the Sun itself).

That article also states that the Sun is responsible for all of Earth’s energy, weather and climate, either directly or indirectly, with Earth being just a tiny part of that 0.14% mass (and man being an even more minuscule part of that tiny part of 0.14% mass) that is not the Sun. The left gives us WAY too much credit…uhm, no, blame.

Originally, this article was going to focus on Senator Mazie Hirono (D is for Delusional, Hawaii), after some ridiculous comments she made about the Hawaii ‘wild fires’, such as “I think that we need to very much acknowledge climate change is upon us.” and “Clearly, wildfires is an occurrence in Hawaii.”

‘The Truth Outs Itself’, “NOW IT’S OUT OF THE BAG; “BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE AS THOUGH IT’S A RELIGION, IT’S NOT A SCIENCE.””, by scribe1969, via imgflip.com. This is a verified quote, reported by the Washington Times. She claims it was a slip up, and we believe she accidentally told the truth when she said it and now wants to backtrack.

But the truth is that democRATs and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, so basically democRATs) will say and do whatever gives them more control over you, so that wasn’t really news.

Both of those groups are Sun deniers, and from the 1960’s on the combined left have pushed overpopulation, new ice age, acid rain, ozone hole, global warming and now climate change. But none of those is a real thing, and they were all designed to give the left more power over you.

Winter storms, summer heat and fires (no matter when they occur) are NOT caused by ‘climate’. In fact, the Hawaii fire was caused by democRAT neglect. They have controlled that state for DECADES! They are also the ones who didn’t put water in the fire hydrants and who didn’t set off the warning system they had just tested shortly before the fire. EVERY death in Hawaii (certainly more than the 100 or so admitted to so far, with some estimates being easily over 1000) is the fault of democRATs!

“”Democrats have a difficult time connecting with voters because of how smart we are… because we know so: much.” ~ SEN. “The trouble with our Liberal friends _ is not that they’re ignorant; it’s that they know so much that isn’t so.” ~ PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN”, by f0rwardsfr0mgrandma, via americasbestpics.com. Reagan is as underrated as Mazie is overrated.

Now back to the last few searches, starting with those that back up that Sun article on wikipedia:

‘How does the Sun cause our weather?’
“The Sun plays a key role in the hydrological cycle, constantly evaporating water into the atmosphere. Some of that water is returned as rain, snow and dew. Part of this precipitation is rapidly evaporated back into the atmosphere. Some drains into lakes and rivers to commence a journey back to the sea.” –from “The Sun’s impact on the Earth” via public.wmo.int (World Meteorological Organization)

‘Does the sun produce all the energy on Earth?’
“The Sun is the major source of energy for Earth’s oceans, atmosphere, land, and biosphere. Averaged over an entire year, approximately 342 watts of solar energy fall upon every square meter of Earth. This is a tremendous amount of energy—44 quadrillion (4.4 x 1016) watts of power to be exact.” –from “The Balance of Power in the Earth-Sun System” via nasa.gov

There are two for ‘climate’…
‘Does the sun control earth climate?’
“For decades some scientists have noted that certain climate phenomena—warmer seas, increased tropical rainfall, fewer clouds in the subtropics, stronger trade winds—seem to be connected to the sun’s roughly 11-year cycle, which causes ebbs and flows in sunspots that result in variations in solar output.” –from “How Sunlight Controls Climate” via scientificamerican.com

AND “The Earth’s climate system depends entirely on the Sun for its energy. Solar radiation warms the atmosphere and is fundamental to atmospheric composition, while the distribution of solar heating across the planet produces global wind patterns and contributes to the formation of clouds, storms, and rainfall.” –from “The Sun’s Influence on Climate” via press.princeton.edu (Princeton University Press)

‘…magic machine…’, by unknown, found online. If only there was a way to mass produce those marvelous machines!

Then this one was definitely suggested…
‘What would happen if the Earth was 1 mile closer to the Sun?’
“The closer you are to the sun, the hotter the climate. Even a small move closer to the sun could have a huge impact. That’s because warming would cause glaciers to melt, raising sea levels and flooding most of the planet. Without land to absorb some of the sun’s heat, temperatures on Earth would continue to rise.” –from “What if Earth changed its orbit?” via science.howstuffworks.com

Last two…
‘what was the Highest temperature recorded on Earth?’
“According to the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the highest registered air temperature on Earth was 56.7 °C (134.1 °F) in Furnace Creek Ranch, …recorded on 10 July 1913…” –from wikipedia.org although it adds that “several meteorological experts asserting that there were similar irregularities.”

‘what was the Lowest temperature recorded on Earth?’
“The lowest natural temperature ever directly recorded at ground level on Earth is −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F; 184.0 K) at the then-Soviet Vostok Station in Antarctica on 21 July 1983 by ground measurements.” from wikipedia.org.

‘lung vs. tree’, by unknown, found online. The resemblance is amazing. Intelligent design is real, as that can’t be the result of random chance. Thank you God!

Using the left’s own ‘logic’, and despite those being recorded in two different places, Earth is getting colder since the coldest temperate ever recorded occurred more recently than the hottest temperature.

Please also be aware that the left pushes temperature readings from large cities or airports that are taken on or surrounded by CONCRETE or ASPHALT. They don’t take temperatures in a corn field in Nebraska! Why? Because they have an agenda, and the truth be damned.

They have even proposed in the recent past that we pump CO2 (carbon dioxide) into space via a pipe, or freeze CO2 and send it into space in a rocket (which would cost more than the CO2’s weight in gold PLUS use more carbon doing all of that).

Then the Biden usurpation just announced a risky scheme to develop two facilities that capture carbon which they will store underground, and that will ‘only’ cost $1.2 BILLION in borrowed money at high interest rates.

They once again prove their science denial by claiming CO2 is dangerous, when trees and other plants use it along with sunlight and water to produce energy AND oxygen! Less CO2 means less oxygen!! Why do leftists hate plants…and us?!

‘…agree…’, by unknown, found online. It is easy to get them all to agree if you threaten them or silence those the threats don’t work on.

The Chinese communist party is actually very small but controls 1.412 BILLION people through terrorism. They are now spreading that to Western countries. In that vein, the globalist left in the West want you to believe that they can prevent something natural and non-dangerous by blaming you for it so they can shame you into paying them protection money.

Logic no longer has any effect on the alt-far-left. They march in lockstep pushing their communist agenda, and anyone who disagrees is demonized, persecuted or (now) indicted.

So, in conclusion, since ‘Stop-Drop-And-Roll’ works for being on fire, we will take a page out of the late Rush Limbaugh’s playbook and demonstrate absurdity by being absurd and propose that we try it for the alt-far-left climate hoax too…it might even work!

This article was approved by top scientists at the RealityShed Institute for Climate Optimization (RICO). Now we need to use RICO against all democRATs and RINOs.

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Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, MAGA Strives For Peace As Biden Touts Disunion

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People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.

So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.

‘Jesus In The Temple’, by satyricon, via imgflip.com. Attention leftists, our safe space is Earth.

During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.

Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).

‘would tell him’, by Catholic Memes @CatholicMemebase, via facebook.com. And you could never convince them otherwise either.

The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.

Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).

“Jesus Gets Angry | The Life of Jesus | #5”, by Jesus.net @ThelifeofJesus from youtube.com. This isn’t about coins or interest, it is about a general disrespect for, and refusal to abide by, proper behavior.

Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.

No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:

“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).

‘today’, by Hikmat Hanna from facebook.com, via pinterest.com. That love the sinner and hate the sin stuff got us ‘the trans’ and now many of our boys are dick-less and many of our girls are breast-less.

“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.

“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.

“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.

‘out of gum’, by unknown, via belovedspear.org. That site is run by someone who does not like what Jesus did. Jesus needs more gum or a smaller Temple. The inspiration for this meme is obviously the movie below…

Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?

Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!

“They Live (1988) – Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (4/10) | Movieclips”, by Universal, from Movieclips @MOVIECLIPS from youtube.com. One of the best movie scenes ever, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper improvised the best line in it!

Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.

Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.

In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).

‘cleansing’, by virago81, via imgflip.com. To be fair, only 2 of the 4 Gospels listed a whip being used.

Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).

The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.

“Hipster Jesus”, by unknown from memegenerator.net, UL by Z. via knowyourmeme.com. This is the image used in the movie ‘Dogma’. We need Jesus Vs. Satan in a TLC (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) match!

For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!

Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!

“Well, it surely took A LOT to make Jesus this angry…”, ‘WHEN SOMEONE MAKES YOU ANGRY, KEEP CALM AND THINK OF WHAT JESUS WOULD DO; BUT REMEMBER THAT THROWING TABLES UPSIDE DOWN AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS A POSSIBILITY’, by VespaDue, via imgflip.com. Speaking of being fair, at 50% you round up.

Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).

Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.

“Van Halen – Right Now (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]”, from For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991). Perhaps the reason that they all four go into the men’s room together at the end has something to do with the music video being exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long…? It is a good song though.

Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.

“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV

NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.

‘coexist?!’, by unknown, found online. As luck would have it we re-found this meme (found July of 2023) on our system about 13 hours after this article went live. Better late than never.

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Nikki Haley Elected President Of Vermont, Congratulations Are In Order As Another State Inevitably Loses Its Border

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Yesterday, March 5th, 2024, a date which will live in infamy, ‘The Green Mountain State’ held an election. In a stunning electoral triumph that will be remembered for years…or is that beers?…President Trump, MAGA, and America were put in their place as Nikki Haley (R is for RINO, Republican In Name Only) won the presidency of Vermont, which famously has just 3 seasons: green, winter, and mud.

“It is a sIlly place”, by Monty Python, via Gerry Porter on youtube.com. From ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ (1975), by 20th Century Fox (now owned by Disney…yuck).

In a 6-person field, the former Governor of South Carolina, who along with Senators Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham, and then-Congressman Trey Gowdy, were original ‘Never Trumpers’ (they all supported Marco Rubio in 2016), received 36,030 votes out of 72,245 counted for 49.9%, while President Donald John Trump made it close with 45.9% (or 33,140 votes). The other four candidates received a total of 3,075 votes (or just 4.2%).

‘vermont meme’, by unknown from diylol.com via pinterest.com. There is ‘crazy, ha ha’, and there is ‘crazy drag us all down into the leftist muck.

Since the state is NOT ‘winner take all’, by keeping Haley below the 50% threshold, she secures only 9 of the 17 delegates. Although the outcome is locked in, these numbers (from approximately 2pm on March 6th, around 95% reporting in) could still change since democRATs and RINOs love altering election results.

‘state drink’, by unknown from meme.com, via vermontmemes @802memes on facebook.com. It is quite delicious.
“Super Troopers (1/5) Movie CLIP – Chugging Syrup (2001) HD”. The finest officers Spurbury, Vermont, can produce.

President Trump will now have to lick his wounds, soldier on, and settle for winning every other state on ‘Super Tuesday’ (14 out of 15), plus the remaining 8 delegates from Vermont (where you needed to reach 20% to receive any delegates). Oh, the tragedy!

‘mow before snow’, by unknown via vermontmemes @802memes via facebook.com. It’s a northern thing.

Meanwhile, Indian (from India) anchor baby Nimarata Nikki Randhawa (AKA Nikki Haley, as detailed HERE), will further show her disdain for borders by opening Vermont to an influx of illegal aliens and ‘fellow travelers’ (literally) during her reign…possibly of terror…there.

Her fellow Indian (ditto) anchor baby Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy (as detailed HERE) had already withdrawn from the race following the January 15, 2024, Iowa Caucus.

‘current weather’, by therealvermont, via instagram.com (although ‘Facebook Fuckerberg’ won’t let you save a picture so we had to save it from the search…boo Mark!).

FRIENDLY REMINDER: We here in the shed do NOT NOT NOT hate anyone…except communists, and the communist adjacent. But even if we lose friends, we WILL WILL WILL point out when something is amiss, including anchor babies running for President (or the U.S. Senate, which is also precluded by Law). This isn’t about being Indian (as they both are), it is about them not being American (which neither is) and still pretending to be American (which is sad and illegal)!

‘Stay…’, by unknown from memegenerator.net, via Vermont Department of Memes @VTDepartment of Memes at facebook.com. That is one way to prevent people from leaving.

NOTE: Nimarata and Ganapathy, whose parents were not American when they were born here, are probably both VERY nice people, they just aren’t qualified in the proper (AKA strict, AKA actually legal) reading of the 13th and 14th Amendments. Briefly, as we’ve explained prior, two Smiths can’t have a baby in the Jones house and call it a Jones. Citizenship simply doesn’t work that way! It is about blood, not geography.

‘…don’t like…’, by unknown, via The Real Vermont @therealvermont on facebook.com. The fine folks of Cleveland, Ohio, have a similar saying due to ‘lake effect’: “If you don’t like the weather in Cleveland, just wait five minutes and it will change.”

Well, it didn’t, and shouldn’t, and mustn’t! So Vermont can have them both, as it has already normalized Bernie Sanders and his (almost) open communism there.

Over on the alt-far-left-communist-democRAT side, Xoe Xiden (AKA Joe Biden AKA Resident In Thief of Amerika) won Soviet-style with 89.5% of the votes. He scored 56,906 out of 63,607, with his nearest of 5 competitors at just 2,883.

‘Vermont in April’, by MissDeeMeanor via imgur.com. Vermont is desperate to add that fourth season!

The sad part is realizing that out of 135,852 total votes cast, less than a quarter (just 24.3942%) voted against some level of communism (democRAT or RINO rule).

With Trump now at 1,004 delegates and needing just 1,215 to secure the Republican nomination for the Presidency in 2024, Haley quickly ran the math, which Indians are really good at, and decided to concede. Here is an exclusive video of that deliberation.

“Scott Steiner’s Math Promo Sacrifice 2008 ACTUAL FOOTAGE”, from TNA Impact Wrestling. Just checked, and despite his 141.67% chance of winning, Scott lost that PPV match, although an injury saw Kurt Angle replaced in the 3-way match by Kaz. Nikki Haley’s math worked out just as well as this did.

Keeping with ‘wrestling’ analogies, now comes the inevitable ‘face turn’, as Haley and other RINOs (some actually American citizens) try to make you forget that they are heels (AKA bad guys) by putting on a ‘babyface’ (AKA good guy) mask. In fact, U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (RINO, Kentucky) did soon follow Haley with an attempted face turn of his own.

“VERMONT MUB SEASON Te GOLULY WHERE SHOULOVE EVER GONE”, by PassionsBite from memegenerator.net, via ifunny.co. Having lived there in the past we are certain that Cleveland, Ohio does NOT have that!

President Trump will go on to face (hehe) Biden in a rematch of 2020, which last time saw the greatest election theft in the history of forever. Yes, it did!

Now, in all seriousness, if you can spare the time, please consider working the election to ensure that the theft of four years ago doesn’t occur again. The best way to do that is to call your local county Republican Party headquarters, and they will get you set up as an election monitor (or whatever it is called in your local area).

‘VT and NH, sitting in a tree…’, by vermontmemes @802memes, via facebook.com. What happens in New England stays in New England.

Don’t ever let democRATs try and kick you out of any step in the process, as by Law there is to be an equal number from both parties present to guarantee a fair voting process.

Yes, we are back, and better than ever, with all new exciting adventures. So stay tuned! Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!

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Money For Nothing And 40 Virgins For Free, Joe Biden Funds Hamas Terrorist Attacks On Israel Via $6 BILLION To Iran

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'Money For Nothing And 40 Virgins For Free', image from Dire Straits' music video for "Money for Nothing", with red words of truth by us. Other kids today are surprised to find out that back in 1985 MTV was still playing actual music videos rather than horrible so-called 'reality shows'[SIC]. Trust us, WE know reality, and their shows are NOT it! Reality can't be tied up in a neat little bow after 30-60 minutes, especially not while erect. That's what she said. Does anyone read these captions? They should, as some of the best material ends up in them.
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Just as when they attempt to pin the crimes of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and other democRATs or RINOs (Republicans IN NAME ONLY) on President Donald Trump, there is now a concerted effort on behalf of some leftists to claim that certain behavior is done by ‘both sides’.

It doesn’t matter what the two sides are, they claim, because they always do the same thing…so there.

One example is Bill O’Reilly, who is currently on the streaming channel ‘The First’, and who we stopped listening to before he was cut loose in April of 2017 by Faux Snewz (formerly Fox News Channel, before they assisted the 2020 election theft). As a point of reference, Roger Ailes resigned from FNC in July of 2016.

After happening to catch Bill for a few minutes recently, we firmly believe we made the right choice back then.

For a guy who claims to be a middle of the road populist (news flash, he is NOT, and has long favored open borders and baby murder as proof), Bill sure spends a lot of time throwing around the term “far right”. He even lumped Matt Gaetz into that group.

And to Bill’s fellow leftists over on reddit: those charges you keep throwing at Matt were investigated by law enforcement and he was NOT charged. But the guy, Stephen Alford (now 64), who was attempting to extort Matt and his family over those ‘sex-crimes’ accusations WAS indicted by a grand jury over 2 years ago now for his own actions! The Reddit and O’Reilly jerklecirc are busy in a closet somewhere right now.

‘Dire Straits – Money For Nothing (Official Music Video)’, “The Official Music Video. Taken from Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms.”, [from genius.com: “The music video for the song was one of the first examples of CGI human characters. It won Video of the Year at the 1986 MTV Video Awards, one of the few prizes it managed to take from a-ha’s “Take on Me”, by the same director.”]. — Released in 1985, this is the song that this article title alludes to (and spoofs). The song is solid, and the animation (despite being state of the art at the time) has a nice retro feel to it now. We recommend turning your device volume WAY up before clicking play.

So no, both sides do NOT ‘do it’, and there will never be middle ground to find with the communists who profit on the death of others, be those dead babies or recipients of ‘the vaxx‘. Being afraid to insult the left is just plain ignorant, and they must be confronted and stopped.

That brings us to the mess in Israel, which was minding it’s own business the other day when suddenly many there were dead, including MANY babies who had their throats cut.

Terror doesn’t fund itself, so briefly we will go back to September 11, 2023, when ‘Resident’ Joe of the Biden Usurpation released $6 BILLION on what just so happened to be the 22nd anniversary of the largest terror attack on United States soil…at least until the stolen elections (House, Senate and Presidency) of November 3, 2020.

Just to name two that we watched happen that night, John James for U.S. Senate in Michigan, and Donald Trump for President were both WAY ahead when suddenly the counting stopped, and when it resumed much MUCH later they were both magically WAY behind. That can only happen if 1) virtually every vote from then on went to the democRATs, or 2) fraud was committed.

Having worked in elections, and watched the returns of other elections, it was 100% option #2. Bank on it!

‘Lester Holt Reports On The Six Billion Dollar Iran Deal’, by EyewitlessNews, via imgflip.com. When leftist urinalist Holt asked the iranian islamic extremist answered honestly, saying it is there money and they will do with it as they like.

Back to Biden, the occupier in thief and his colluders are claiming that the $6 BILLION wasn’t ransom money for the 5 American hostages that Iran agreed to release (at the cost of $1.2 BILLION each!!!), AND they are also claiming that those funds are still in Qatar in restricted accounts AND that the money can only be used for “humanitarian” things like medicine.

Sounds great, right? What a relief! Who disagrees? Iran. They say it is their money and they will spend it on whatever they want to.

Why? Because money is almost always 100% fungible (“replaceable by another identical item; mutually interchangeable.”), meaning that they will just move money around and still fund terror and their nuclear ambitions. THAT is what the $6 BILLION will be spent on!

To put that money in perspective, LeBron James is about to play his 21st season in the NBA, and including this upcoming season’s salary, he (the all-time total points scored leader and massive jackhole) will have made approximately $480 MILLION just in salary over that time.

That doesn’t include his endorsement and investment deals. It should also be noted that since joining the Los Angeles Lakers 5 seasons ago he has never played a full game schedule and is averaging just 55.6 games a year over that span.

Rule one in negotiating with terrorists, which includes Iran, is that you don’t negotiate with terrorists. Biden didn’t even get a good deal, as we could have gotten approximately 52.5 years out of LeBron for that same $1.2 BILLION, or 262.5 years for that $6 BILLION!

‘6 Billion Dollars.’, “XI JINPING: THANKS FOR LEAVING THE WEAPONS IN AFGHANISTAN, I AM GOING TO SELL THEM TO IRAN. JOE BIDEN: NO PROBLEM, I’LL SEND THEM 6 BILLION DOLLARS TO PAY FOR THEM!”, by EagleEye747, via imgflip.com. Somebody had to fill that power vaccum that we created when leaving Afghanistan. More on that in the next article!

Returning to terror…because according to MSM that is what sells commercial time…not even a month later, on October 9, 2023, the terrorist group Hamas (which has lorded itself over the so-called ‘palestinian people’ since 1987, and traces its roots back to the ‘Muslim Brotherhood’), has been busy.

Babies won’t kill themselves, which is where Hamas and ‘Planned Parenthood'[SIC] come in.

Our normal disclaimer: We in the shed don’t hate anyone, except for communists and the communist adjacent (which includes the repressive political system disguised as a religion called islam, much as leftism is a religion disguised as a repressive political system).

The alt-far-left-globalists have long had a love affair with islam and universally support muslims. You can’t even talk about muslims today without being attacked. They have the best ‘plot armor’ ever!

‘Just Say “NO” To Joe Biden’, “Just Say”, by EyewitlessNews, via imgflip.com. We can say no all we want to, but democRATs and RINOs will still try and steal the 2024 election, just as they already stole the entire 2020 election and enough of the 2022 election to keep themselves safe.

Leftists even actively import muslims into the West, which is ‘hijrah’ (jihad by immigration). That is where muslims move to an area and live peacefully UNTIL they get to a certain demographic percentage and THEN they start making demands (insisting that you change to suit them). If you don’t, violence follows (see grenade attacks and no-go zones in Swedenistan and France-istan).

They also aren’t even a race (and neither are ‘refugees’ or ‘migrants’), but boy will you be called a racist if you don’t kowtow to the ‘religion of peace'[SIC]. More like religion of pieces…of you here, and pieces of you WAY over there!

Fun fact: Just 1413 years ago, the Middle East used to be ZERO percent muslim!

Also of note is that nobody has ever explained where those 40 virgins for EVERY dead terrorist come from. It is a mystery. And if the terrorist is a woman, or even a gay man (yes, muslims can be ‘the gay’ too), do they get a male virgin?

“As a #gay #Muslim I believe that it’s time to #EndLGBTracism via inaccurate #religious indoctrination #Islam #NoH8”, by Omar Kuddus @OmarKuddus, via twitter.com. In the middle east, muslims throw guys like this off of buildings just to see if they can fly…so this picture had to have been taken somewhere in the West.

SO many questions… Maybe there is a ’40 virgins’ factory somewhere, cranking them out 24/7/365.

“[Verse 2]
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire” — from ‘Money for Nothing’ by Dire Straits, Track 2 on ‘Brothers in Arms’, Produced by Mark Knopfler & Neil Dorfsman. Lyrics found at genius.com.
Billionaire actually…thanks Joe!

As of our last check, the death toll in Israel stands at more than 1200, and some terrorist supporters on the other side are also dead. The left equates them, just as they include mass murderers in the death toll for shootings (almost always committed by other leftists) in the West.

‘Smilin Biden’, “When people say there’s nothing to show for the billions of dollars I’ve handed out; I say look at the bodies of dead Israelis being dragged through the streets!”, by bbbadboy, via imgflip.com. They. Are. Beheading. Babies. YOU built that Joe!

If we ever want to truly solve the ‘middle east’ problem, we first need to acknowledge that it is 100% the fault of the British, who drew the ridiculous lines there and played musical countries with the various people (entire groups being moved around) since 1798.

As much as leftists like to rub our noses in things (such as ‘the vaxx’ being available mere months after ‘the covid‘ was released, despite true vaccines taking 10 years on average to develop, if we even can), the tricky left also sometimes enjoy hiding their intentions too.

Just remember that everything is connected, even if you can’t see the connections. No, especially if you can’t see the connections!

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