Nonsensical Solution To An Imaginary Problem, Reality Shed’s Answer To ‘climate change’ [SIC] Is Stop-Drop-And-Roll

There is no room for debate. Climate change is real, and a threat to mankind…3 months at a time. They are called seasons, and we have experienced them since man first appeared on Earth.

One season is really hot, another is really cold, while one season goes from hot to warm to chilly, and the last one goes from cold to chilly to warm.

This is denied by the alt-far-left, just as they deny the Sun and DNA (see ‘the trans‘).

Let’s go over some points of “settled science”. Some of these questions we asked, and others were suggested by the search:

‘how old is the sun?’
“The sun was born about 4.603 billion years ago. Many scientists think the sun and the rest of the solar system formed from a giant, rotating cloud of gas and dust known as the solar nebula.” –from “Earth’s sun: Facts about the sun’s age, size and history” via space.com

‘how long will the sun last?’
“Stars like our Sun burn for about nine or 10 billion years. So our Sun is about halfway through its life. But don’t worry. It still has about 5,000,000,000—five billion—years to go.” from “How Old Is the Sun?” via spaceplace.nasa.gov

‘how old is earth?’
“Earth is estimated to be 4.543 billion years old, plus or minus about 50 million years. Scientists have scoured the Earth searching for the oldest rocks to radiometrically date. In northwestern Canada, they discovered rocks about 4.03 billion years old.” –from “Age of Earth Collection” via nationalgeographic.org

‘how hot is the sun?’
“The temperature at the surface of the Sun is about 10,000 Fahrenheit (5,600 Celsius). The temperature rises from the surface of the Sun inward towards the very hot center of the Sun where it reaches about 27,000,000 Fahrenheit (15,000,000 Celsius).” –from “How hot is the Sun?” via coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu

‘what is the farthest earth gets from the sun?’
“Planet Earth reaches aphelion – when Earth is farthest from the sun – at 94,506,364 miles (152,093,251 km) from the sun.” –from “Earth farthest from sun – or aphelion” via earthsky.org

‘what is the closest earth gets to the sun?’
“Astronomers call this point perihelion, and at this time Earth is about 91.4 million miles (147.1 million km) away from the sun, according to NASA.” –from “How far is Earth from the sun?” via space.com, which also adds “Keep in mind that Earth’s distance from the sun does not determine the seasons we experience; the seasons are determined by the tilt of the planet’s axis.”

‘How much longer will the Sun sustain Earth?’
“Finally, the most probable fate of the planet is absorption by the Sun in about 7.5 billion years, after the star has entered the red giant phase and expanded beyond the planet’s current orbit.” –from “Future of Earth” via wikipedia.org

We will take a quick break to quote our old favorite, the article about The Sun from wikipedia, which is a left-wing site (just try and post anything non-leftist there and see how quickly it is edited to be leftist!), which states that our Sun is 99.86% of the mass of our solar system (that includes EVERYTHING like planets and moons and space dust and the Sun itself).

That article also states that the Sun is responsible for all of Earth’s energy, weather and climate, either directly or indirectly, with Earth being just a tiny part of that 0.14% mass (and man being an even more minuscule part of that tiny part of 0.14% mass) that is not the Sun. The left gives us WAY too much credit…uhm, no, blame.

Originally, this article was going to focus on Senator Mazie Hirono (D is for Delusional, Hawaii), after some ridiculous comments she made about the Hawaii ‘wild fires’, such as “I think that we need to very much acknowledge climate change is upon us.” and “Clearly, wildfires is an occurrence in Hawaii.”

But the truth is that democRATs and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, so basically democRATs) will say and do whatever gives them more control over you, so that wasn’t really news.

Both of those groups are Sun deniers, and from the 1960’s on the combined left have pushed overpopulation, new ice age, acid rain, ozone hole, global warming and now climate change. But none of those is a real thing, and they were all designed to give the left more power over you.

Winter storms, summer heat and fires (no matter when they occur) are NOT caused by ‘climate’. In fact, the Hawaii fire was caused by democRAT neglect. They have controlled that state for DECADES! They are also the ones who didn’t put water in the fire hydrants and who didn’t set off the warning system they had just tested shortly before the fire. EVERY death in Hawaii (certainly more than the 100 or so admitted to so far, with some estimates being easily over 1000) is the fault of democRATs!

Now back to the last few searches, starting with those that back up that Sun article on wikipedia:

‘How does the Sun cause our weather?’
“The Sun plays a key role in the hydrological cycle, constantly evaporating water into the atmosphere. Some of that water is returned as rain, snow and dew. Part of this precipitation is rapidly evaporated back into the atmosphere. Some drains into lakes and rivers to commence a journey back to the sea.” –from “The Sun’s impact on the Earth” via public.wmo.int (World Meteorological Organization)

‘Does the sun produce all the energy on Earth?’
“The Sun is the major source of energy for Earth’s oceans, atmosphere, land, and biosphere. Averaged over an entire year, approximately 342 watts of solar energy fall upon every square meter of Earth. This is a tremendous amount of energy—44 quadrillion (4.4 x 1016) watts of power to be exact.” –from “The Balance of Power in the Earth-Sun System” via nasa.gov

There are two for ‘climate’…
‘Does the sun control earth climate?’
“For decades some scientists have noted that certain climate phenomena—warmer seas, increased tropical rainfall, fewer clouds in the subtropics, stronger trade winds—seem to be connected to the sun’s roughly 11-year cycle, which causes ebbs and flows in sunspots that result in variations in solar output.” –from “How Sunlight Controls Climate” via scientificamerican.com

AND “The Earth’s climate system depends entirely on the Sun for its energy. Solar radiation warms the atmosphere and is fundamental to atmospheric composition, while the distribution of solar heating across the planet produces global wind patterns and contributes to the formation of clouds, storms, and rainfall.” –from “The Sun’s Influence on Climate” via press.princeton.edu (Princeton University Press)

Then this one was definitely suggested…
‘What would happen if the Earth was 1 mile closer to the Sun?’
“The closer you are to the sun, the hotter the climate. Even a small move closer to the sun could have a huge impact. That’s because warming would cause glaciers to melt, raising sea levels and flooding most of the planet. Without land to absorb some of the sun’s heat, temperatures on Earth would continue to rise.” –from “What if Earth changed its orbit?” via science.howstuffworks.com

Last two…
‘what was the Highest temperature recorded on Earth?’
“According to the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the highest registered air temperature on Earth was 56.7 °C (134.1 °F) in Furnace Creek Ranch, …recorded on 10 July 1913…” –from wikipedia.org although it adds that “several meteorological experts asserting that there were similar irregularities.”

‘what was the Lowest temperature recorded on Earth?’
“The lowest natural temperature ever directly recorded at ground level on Earth is −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F; 184.0 K) at the then-Soviet Vostok Station in Antarctica on 21 July 1983 by ground measurements.” from wikipedia.org.

Using the left’s own ‘logic’, and despite those being recorded in two different places, Earth is getting colder since the coldest temperate ever recorded occurred more recently than the hottest temperature.

Please also be aware that the left pushes temperature readings from large cities or airports that are taken on or surrounded by CONCRETE or ASPHALT. They don’t take temperatures in a corn field in Nebraska! Why? Because they have an agenda, and the truth be damned.

They have even proposed in the recent past that we pump CO2 (carbon dioxide) into space via a pipe, or freeze CO2 and send it into space in a rocket (which would cost more than the CO2’s weight in gold PLUS use more carbon doing all of that).

Then the Biden usurpation just announced a risky scheme to develop two facilities that capture carbon which they will store underground, and that will ‘only’ cost $1.2 BILLION in borrowed money at high interest rates.

They once again prove their science denial by claiming CO2 is dangerous, when trees and other plants use it along with sunlight and water to produce energy AND oxygen! Less CO2 means less oxygen!! Why do leftists hate plants…and us?!

The Chinese communist party is actually very small but controls 1.412 BILLION people through terrorism. They are now spreading that to Western countries. In that vein, the globalist left in the West want you to believe that they can prevent something natural and non-dangerous by blaming you for it so they can shame you into paying them protection money.

Logic no longer has any effect on the alt-far-left. They march in lockstep pushing their communist agenda, and anyone who disagrees is demonized, persecuted or (now) indicted.

So, in conclusion, since ‘Stop-Drop-And-Roll’ works for being on fire, we will take a page out of the late Rush Limbaugh’s playbook and demonstrate absurdity by being absurd and propose that we try it for the alt-far-left climate hoax too…it might even work!

This article was approved by top scientists at the RealityShed Institute for Climate Optimization (RICO). Now we need to use RICO against all democRATs and RINOs.