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With A Little Help From My Friends, Clinton-Related Deaths Are Original ‘Died Of Suddenly’ But Putin Still In Game
A few months ago we detailed Vladimir Putin’s attempt to catch the Clintons in the ‘body count’ race. Their total is detailed there (including a link to the best ‘Clinton Body Count‘ list we’ve ever found), as are his then latest efforts. Check that all out HERE.
Not content to retire and, you know, let people survive, the Clintons are back at it…and so is Putin.
One fairly recent one we missed, but checking it WAS in the copy of the list we saved off, is Christopher Sign, who was found dead at 8:14am on Saturday, June 12, 2021, in his home. Hoover Alabama Police Captain Keith Czeskleba says they believe it was a suicide.
He was a news anchor in Alabama, who had published his book ‘Secret on the Tarmac’ in 2019, which detailed the clandestine meeting between then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch and former President Bill Clinton during the midst of Hillary Clinton’s email server scandal.
Sign’s former colleague from Phoenix, Arizona, Steve Irvin, an anchor for ABC News at the affiliate there, described him as “completely devoted to his faith, his country, and his beautiful family”. That sounds just like the kind of person who kill themselves…NOT!
Sign had played football at the University of Alabama, was a local reporter then anchor for news in Birmingham, Alabama, then spent 13 years in Phoenix, Arizona, anchoring there. That is when he broke the Phoenix Sky Harbor tarmac secret meeting story in 2005, before coming back home in 2017 to anchor in Alabama again.
Sign, 45, is reported to have turned down a national news offer to be able to spend more time with his wife, Laura (who he met in college when she played volleyball for the University of Alabama), and their three sons.
Then jump to this week, and the Clinton’s wetwork team got really busy.
Former special advisor to Bill Clinton, Mark Middleton, was found hanging from a tree 30 miles from his ranch in Arkansas with an extension cord wrapped around his neck. Last May, Mark had verified Bill knew pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Perry County Sheriff’s department ruled Mark’s death a suicide.
Sounds plausible, you say. Well, 59-year-old Mark also had a shotgun blast to his chest and there was no shotgun anywhere to be found. And it just took 9 months after his death for those details in this paragraph to be revealed.
It also turns out that the Perryville farm he was discovered dead at belongs to another associate of Bill Clinton. That discovery led to Mark’s investigation being reopened. This is just as miraculous as Vince Foster’s ‘suicide’ (detailed HERE).
Deputy Jeremy Lawson wrote the report, detailing how ranch worker Samantha McElroy had called him because she found a black BMW SUV abandoned. It turned out to be Mark’s, and contained a gun case and 3 boxes of buckshot shells, but no shotgun. While walking the property near the vehicle they found Mark in a tree near a cottage.
Allegedly, Mark’s family is upset about “unsubstantiated conspiracy theories” going around, and not at all bothered that their relative was murdered by someone working for the Clinton’s. Let us explain it so even a democRAT can understand, SHOTGUNS DON’T JUST VANISH. We REALLY wanted to curse there, but it’s Lent and we are trying to cut back. Not stop altogether, mind you, just cut back.
Next, five people, including the pilot, who all worked for ‘The Center for Toxicology and Environmental Health’, were killed when their small twin propeller-engine Beech BE20 plane heading from Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas, to Columbus, Ohio, crashed Wednesday, February 22, 2023.
Four of the 5 were ‘environmental consultants’. They were going to investigate the deadly explosion at the I. Schumann & Co metal manufacturing plant in Bedford, Ohio, just south of Cleveland, on Monday, February 20, 2023. At least 13 people were injured and one died.
The crash occurred about a mile away from the airport. Local reports do show 40 miles per hour wind gusts and thunderstorms in the area around the time of the crash.
Dennis Gordon was standing nearby and claimed to hear a large explosion followed by several smaller explosions, then he saw smoke filling the sky after the crash, as well as a fire.
As we believe these explosions going off all over the country, including February 3, 2023, in East Palestine, Ohio, are intentional, we will NOT rule out foul play, regardless of what authorities claim, especially since it happened so close to Middleton’s death. Taken as a whole, this all smells to high heaven.
Before we get into this next part, our normal disclaimer. We are not pro-Russia OR pro-Ukraine. They are #7 and #4 on the most corrupt country list, and the lesser of two evils is still evil. WE are proudly America First, Last and Always. If you don’t like it, that makes you racist…against MAGA!
Not to be outdone, on Thursday, February 16, 2023, Marina Yankina was discovered on the ground outside of a high-rise apartment building in St. Petersburg, Russia. The 58-year-old worked for the Ministry of Defense for the Western Military District of Russia, in the financial support department, which makes sure the war in Ukraine is funded.
Allegedly, Marina, a high-ranking Russian defense official, committed suicide by leaping from a window 160 feet (approximately 16 stories) to her death, and they claim she had health issues.
Their story is that she called her ex-husband and told him when she was about to do, and asked him to send the police to HIS address, which indicates she died there. The claim is that documents and personal items belonging to her were found on a balcony there.
She had a long government career, having been the St. Petersburg Property Relations Committee deputy chairman, and prior service for the Federal Tax Service.
We have already detailed several Russian business people and officials who died in strange situations, and several more have joined the list since the start of the war in Ukraine.
On Wednesday, September 14, 2022, Vladimir Nikolayevich Sungorkin, a top ally of Putin, suggested the group he was with “find a beautiful place somewhere…for lunch.” Minutes later, he was dead.
He suddenly started to ‘suffocate’, so they took him outside for fresh air, but Sungorkin, 68, was already unconscious and could not be revived. One person there said, “It happened absolutely suddenly.”
That sounds similar to the way Herneitha Rochelle ‘Silk’ Hardaway described her sister Ineitha Lynnette ‘Diamond’ Hardaway’s death.
The first doctor to examine him claimed it was a stroke, but as we know that could have been natural, ‘the covid’ related from vaxx shots, or…let’s just say there are other ways to ‘induce’ or simulate a ‘stroke’. Russia does it. The CIA does it. Others do it. It happens.
Putin had praised Sungorkin in 2020, on the 95th anniversary of the Russian state newspaper, Komsomolskaya Pravda, of which he was editor-in-chief. But Putin has praised others too right before their sudden deaths.
Russia’s Far East and Arctic Development Corporation aviation director, Ivan Pechorin, died Saturday, September 12, 2022, from “falling from a boat” in Vladivostok…allegedly.
On Wednesday, November 16, 2022, deputy head of the Makarov Pacific Higher Naval School in Vladivostok, Colonel Vadim Boiko, 44, died from gunshots to the chest in what is now claimed as a suicide. That sounds like Mark Middleton in Arkansas.
Boiko’s widow claims this happened in his commander’s office, and that this was because he was being set up to take the fall for Ukraine war issues.
On Saturday, December 24, 2022, Pavel Antov, a Russian lawmaker and sausage tycoon, was found dead in front of a luxury hotel in India in a pool of blood. THREE DAYS EARLIER, one of his 3 companions, Vladimir Bidenov, was found dead in the same hotel surrounded by empty wine bottles. Merry Christmas…?! For Putin, perhaps.
The claim is that Antov, a member of Putin’s United Russia party but a critic of the Ukraine war, fell from his terrace. Possible, but we need to point out that pictures of the building show it was 3 stories tall.
On Monday, February 13, 2023, Vladimir Makarov, former Russian Ministry of the Interior Major General, who Putin fired in January, allegedly died of suicide after suffering “deep depression”.
We’d like to come up with an amusing ending, but the chief message this sends is don’t befriend Putin or the Clintons. Eventually, you will fall out of favor, and when that happens you are ‘suddenly’ expendable.
Even Elon Musk is concerned over revelations being made from his ownership of Twitter. Meanwhile…President Trump hasn’t had anyone investigating him killed.
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Trump Does Only Beat Women, democRATs Proven Correct As Donald Pummels Kamala Harris Just As He Did Hillary Clinton
As of right now, President Donald John Trump (aka 92, because 45 + 47) appears to have the Electoral College votes (EV since it isn’t an actual college) needed to secure the 2024 Presidential election. After a much needed but entirely too brief nap, Wisconsin has been called by a reliable source, which puts Trump over the 270 needed (of 538 total).
This is after they tried to steal his businesses and property, throw him in prison and even (TWICE, that we know of…so far) kill him.
The unfinished earlier version of this story mentioned how some sources had already called the race, such as the completely unreliable and totally gutless Faux Snews (with Paul RINO Ryan running things, rather than the more than 7 years deceased Roger Ailes who would still do a better job), but at the time of that writing, Trump had just 248 of the 270 needed (and the 312 we predict he will end up winning).
The New York Times (aka New York Slimes) are alt-far-left-communists, but they have the absolute best election coverage, never calling too early or too late (and you know we like things ‘Just Right’ here), so we always have their auto-reloading page open on election night and into the wee hours of the next morning, while watching the “Real America’s Voice” streaming channel. At least until emergency nap time.
In addition, Trump was then ahead in: Michigan (15 EV) by 294,976 with 19% left to count, Wisconsin (10 EV) by 122,835 with 10% left, Nevada (6 EV) by 54,401 with 26% left, Arizona (11 EV) by 31,223 with 42% left, and Alaska (3 EV) by 27,994 with 45% to be counted, so he needed any ONE of those to put him past 270, and Alaska hasn’t voted democRAT for POTUS in 6 decades, which even their NEW ‘ranked-choice’ communism shouldn’t prevent, although that IS what it is intended to do.
Fun Fact: Any time democRATs alter how we vote, it is to make it more difficult or confusing, even if that isn’t how it appears at the time of introduction.
One person, one vote, on paper, in person, with valid state-issued ID AND signature matched. How hard is that?! And if we aren’t going to match signatures, as we didn’t during the 2020 election theft (yes, it was, stop being an election-theft denier), then why do the local board of elections (aka bored of elections) keep them on file…? Gotcha, leftists!
Anyway, Kamala (pronounced like Camel with an A at the end, because fuck her, figuratively) was ahead in only ONE state left to be called: Maine with a 51,099 lead and 29% left to be counted…for the 2 at-large EV left to be decided (Maine and Nebraska each have 2 at-large EV, plus 2 district EVs for Maine and 3 for Nebraska). So, basically, she had to win every EV left, while being very behind in almost all of them.
And since she was refusing to concede, by her own definition, that makes her an election denier. Gotcha again, leftists!
Just as President Trump came out to claim victory, pre-nap, they (NYT) finally called Pennsylvania, which added 19 Electoral College votes to his total, giving him 267 of the needed 270. That is when, despite coffee, we decided it was safe for some quick shut-eye.
Besides napping, just where have we been? Grieving. But we are back now. And they would have been SO happy with this outcome!
As good as the results are, democRATs and lamestream media (aka leftstream media, aka mainstream media[SIC]) have repeatedly told us, none of that matters. Most of all the nap.
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No, what actually matters is the ‘popular vote’, which is why the United States has NEVER, not even once, elected a President that way, EVER! And Trump is SO unpopular that he is leading that by 5,091,811 votes there…so suck on that, bitches.
Jokes aside, Trump would have done this to Usurper in Thief (aka ‘Resident’) Joe Biden too. You can partially thank non-White patriots for this result, as 15% of blacks, 40% of hispanics and 39% of other non-White races voted for Trump, which are all higher than Republicans running for POTUS normally get. And to those folks we say, welcome home!
There is other good news for America too. Republicans have won the U.S. Senate, as with 7 seats left to be decided in the 100 seat chamber, they had already won 51 and lead in 5 others (2 by slim margins).
Also, with 70 U.S. House seats left to be decided (out of 435), Republicans need just 25 to control that chamber. Plus, we also still control 27 of 50 state Governor seats.
Now, if we can just keep the RINO’s from fucking things up like they did in 2017 when they blocked the MAGA agenda in the House, then Paul Ryan handed the House over to Nancy Pelosi (she of the perverted husband) by running an intentionally bad campaign!
To save America, we in MAGA (Make America Great Again) need to adopt the Cobra Kai motto: Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
That is NOT a call to violence! We start by prosecuting all those involved in the 2020 election theft AND in the cover-up of same, then move on to the vetting, hiring and training of actual Americans to locate and remove illegal aliens from the USA.
Oh, and we finish the border wall. Combined, those would be the greatest job creation program in history. Make it so!
And to Drat Smudge of the Smudge Abort…we are enjoying every bit of your mental pain you twisted evil piece of leftist shit.
Politics
Build Back Biden-less, democRATs Succeed In Assassinating Joe’s 2024 Campaign After Failing To Kill President Trump
This afternoon, Sunday, July 21, 2024, to the surprise of everyone who had been saying he wouldn’t do it…and ONLY to them…, Joe Biden (and his body double) announced he (they) will not run for his (their) first term as U.S. President, after successfully stealing the 2020 election from Donald Trump (yes, they did), who is now seeking his 3rd term (second served).
President Trump was leading on the evening of Tuesday, November 3, 2020, when the DC Uniparty (aka original DCU, made up of democRATs and RINOs; Republicans In Name Only) realized they were going to lose and stopped counting in states, counties, cities and districts that they controlled. Then, magically, when they restarted counting hours to days later, Trump was suddenly losing. Ditto MAGA candidates for U.S. Senate (one was John James in Michigan), U.S. House, and others too.
Just four years earlier, on Tuesday, November 8, 2016, they tried to prevent Trump from becoming President by delaying the announcement of election results in Pennsylvania. Then after 90 minutes or so, when they couldn’t figure out how to steal it and with even the New York Times election website showing fewer votes to count than Trump was leading Hillary Clinton by, they finally declared him the winner of PA, and therefore the Presidency.
Fast-forward to 2020 and, thanks to communist Chinese ‘the covid’ and the newly invented ‘mail-in ballots’ (where they just sent them to every address, including vacant lots, and to everyone, including dead people and illegal aliens), rather than ‘absentee voting’, that requires a request, proper ID (including date or birth, last 4 of SS#, and a signature which is verified upon receipt at the Board of Elections), and a chain on custody, PLUS electronic voting machine fraud, the election was quite easy to steal.
Effectively, the alt-far-left-communist-democRATs got their assassination after all, only 8 days late. It just ended up being the Joe Biden presidential candidacy instead of his opponent.
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Thomas Matthew Crooks, a full-fledged adult at age 20 despite what some others are claiming, was the one with the gun, but let’s not pretend he was the mastermind behind trying to kill President Trump on July 13, 2024, in Butler, Pennsylvania, at a MAGA (Make America Great Again) rally after their lawfare attempts to get rid of him failed. The DCU may want to sweep Crooks and the entire event under the rug via rigged ‘investigations’, but we won’t let them.
In another blow against democracy[SIC], which is actually two wolves and a sheep voting on what is for lunch, as opposed to our Republic (where sheep have 2A rights), with the democRAT Primary having ended June 8, 2024, with Joe Biden being the winner, the so-called elite will now introduce the illusion of a modified selection process and then select the democRAT candidate.
democRATs really are the least ‘democRATic’ party ever.
This is all a result of Barack Obama grabbing control of the democRAT party from the Clinton’s in 2008 and never letting go, ever. He was even the first president to leave office and purchase a home in the Washington, DC, area. He then installed Biden to continue his own planned destruction of the United States by orchestrating the 2020 election theft, and now he has decided it was time for Joe to go.
Some supporters are trying to shift to the cackling shrew Kamala ‘heels up’ Harris, who in 2020 stole the Vice Presidency (yes, she did). But others are scrambling to join the race, and the first of those is current U.S. Senator Joe Manchin (D is for dip-shit, West Virginia), but he won’t be the last.
The bottom line is that leftists will do anything to stop the MAGA movement and to take out the founder and current leader, President Donald Trump, and complete their destruction of the USA. We can’t let them do that either.
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