“Bunch Of Lazy Babies!”, Warriors Head Coach Steve Kerr Demands NBA Players Man Up And Stop Missing So Many Games



“If olive oil is made of olives…then…baby oil is made of…”, by unknown, via winkgo.com. One of our all-time favorite jokes, but actually 'baby oil' is made from mineral oil (aka refined petroleum-based hydrocarbons), fragrance, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, tocopheryl acetate (vitamin E), water.
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For several years now, lazy NBA players have been using something they invented called “load management” to miss games and disappoint fans who paid to see them play. They don’t even give back pay for the missed games either! No, those entitled brats want to be paid whether they play or not.

Somebody has finally decided to stand up for those fans. Steve Kerr, the head coach of the Warriors, said “I feel terrible for fans who buy tickets who are expecting to see someone play and they don’t get to see that person play. It’s a brutal part of the business. It’s why I’m going to continue to advocate for fans to get their money’s worth.”

Actually the San Francisco head coach (seriously, what is a ‘Golden State’? We don’t have one in any other sports league!), said he wanted a shorter season (the last sentence of the ‘quote’ was not him). 72 games long to be specific, which is 10 shorter than today.

From the 1946-1947 season until 1952-1953, they played from 48 games (2nd season for the league, and 4 teams folded) to 71 games as the league settled in and swung from a low of 8 teams to a high of 17 teams.

Then they played: 72 from 1953-1954 to 1958-1959, AND 75 in 1959-1960, AND 79 in 1960-61, AND 80 from 1961-62 to 1965-66 (with either 8 or 9 teams per season playing in all of those years).

They played 81 in 1966-67 (with 10 teams), then 82 games a year from 1967-68 until this current 2022-2023 season (with a low of 12 teams, and a current high of 30), except when there was a lockout (2 times) and during two seasons with ‘the covid’.

‘…sticks…’, by unknown, via thriftyniftymommy.com. It is all downhill from there, kid.

So where did Kerr get 72 games from? Why not 67 games or 71.5 games? As with the $15 per hour minimum wage, it is just a number he pulled out of the air.

Kerr also hates President Trump, America and the MAGA (Make America Great Again) movement and is the same guy who loves the muslims who killed his father as much as he loves the communism he pushes every fucking time he opens his bile filled mouth.

Islam is a totalitarian political system disguised as a religion. You can prove it to yourself if you doubt it by finding Quran / Koran FREE online as an e-book and audiobook (not that Steve can be bothered to do so). It is NOT a “religion of peace”, but rather is a religion of pieces of you here and pieces of you way over there.

Did that joke bomb? Then you know what a victim of islam feels like.

And despite the cries from the left, Christianity has NEVER been like that. An occasional asshole claimed to be Christian, but that isn’t the entire faith. In islam those NOT being violent are the radicals since they aren’t following their ‘holy book’.

Also, since someone always brings it up, the Crusades were to DEFEND Christian pilgrims traveling to and from the Holy Land, period!

The Kerr quote, well most of it, actually came after a recent game played on the road against the Cavaliers in which Kerr rested his FOUR BEST PLAYERS (Stephen Curry, Draymond Green, Klay Thompson and Andrew Wiggins) and still won.

If that sounds okay to you, then you now know you are selfish, as the fans in Cleveland paid to see the defending champions and got their backups instead.

‘…habits…’, by unknown, via thriftyniftymommy.com. Obviously hungry.

The league has been trying for years to get teams to stop doing just that, and this proves they have no power, as it is as simple as listing the game as a forfeit by the offending team, which would end the practice forever immediately.

The reason for not cutting the number of games is obvious: loss of revenue. It also screws up statistical records.

Plus, since, for example, the Warriors only play in Cleveland once a year, you have now deprived the fans there of seeing your best players in their only opportunity…you selfish son of a bitch.

Kerr isn’t the only person pushing laziness. Cavs head coach J.B. Bickerstaff said, “It’s a trade off of five games a season and you get five more years of these guys playing.” (so he wants 77 games a season), which is a borderline retarded comment.

They could just end back-to-back games and space out games better instead.

This isn’t an isolated incident of NBA’ers being dicks either.

This is the same league that went after then Houston Rockets General Manager (and current Philadelphia 76ers president of basketball operations) Daryl Morey after he made Twitter comments supportive of the Hong Kong freedom seekers in October 2019.

We suggested at the time that the USA trade all BLM and ANTIFA for the Hong Kong’ers (who happily waved American flags).

The NBA as a whole reigned their own special brand of pro-China communism all over him. Morey left the team a year later. While there (from near the end of the 2006-2007 season until right before the 2020-2021 season began), the Rockets never had a losing season, made the playoffs 9 times and the Western Conference finals twice.

He was unemployed for 17 days, before taking the 76er’s job.

Author Michael Lewis, who famously wrote ‘Moneyball’ about the approach MLB’s Billy Beane took as General Manager of the Oakland* A’s (see, none of that Golden State bullshit from the other side of the bay!), later wrote a book on Morey as GM of the Rockets, ‘The Undoing Project’. It should have been called ‘Moreyball’!

‘…snack…’, by unknown, via thriftyniftymommy.com. It is a veritable epidemic!

NBA owners, general managers, head coaches, and players are notoriously pro-communist China. They also almost all wear shoes made by communist Chinese slaves, and preach diversity, but don’t know what it means.

LeBron James, who is about to become the NBA’s all-time leading scorer within the next month or so, passing a fellow communist buffoon, famously never says a negative word about China.

We have also detailed prior attacks on one legend, and another legend (almost) being recognized.

Meanwhile, Kerr is pro-illegal aliens and says stopping the invasion of the USA is like Nazi Germany, and has no issue having one of the dirtiest players in the game on his team.

Steve is also one of the many commie jackasses who got in his verbal digs at Robert Sarver, who is now selling the Phoenix Suns (HERE and HERE).

Kerr was drafted by the Phoenix Suns, then traded to the Cavs after one year before briefly going to the Orlando Magic. He then ended up with the Chicago Bulls (led by Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Horace Grant, Dennis Rodman, and coached by Phil Jackson) and then the San Antonio Spurs (led by Tim Duncan, Sean Elliot, David Robinson, and coached by Gregg Popovich…one of the biggest communists in the league).

He started just 30 games in his career, averaging 6.0 points in just under 18 minutes per game, and if he isn’t with THOSE Bulls and THOSE Spurs, nobody knows who he is. Right place, right time.

Speaking of which, let’s just all pretend that when Spurs player Josh Primo (a 2021 draft lottery pick) showed his dick to former team psychologist Dr. Hillary Cauthen on numerous occasions that when head coach Gregg said he knew nothing about it he also wasn’t the team president.

She is suing the team and player in civil court, and also filed a criminal complaint against Josh for indecent exposure.

The legal action was filed just 6 days after the Spurs cut the player and 10 months after he first exposed himself to her. She says she informed Brian Wright, the General Manager, shortly after the first incident.

Rather than do anything about it they continued to send him to her for sessions. When she kept reporting new incidents, they told her to stay away from team facilities and work from home. That didn’t stop him and he just exposed himself to a different woman. THEN they had enough. They also did not renew her contract.

Cauthen said at the time, “The organization I worked for has failed me. It took the Spurs 10 months to do the right thing. That’s too long.” She also stated that she had been told Gregg knew.

We see no scenario in which he could (as team president AND head coach) not have known. Certainly, the head coach would want to know why a player wasn’t available and then later was being released! And the team president would have to approve of the release!!

“12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life.”, by unknown via quickmeme.com, UL by unknown via winkgo.com. Speaking of labor, why are modern NBA players such pussies?

In addition to cutting the number of games played in the regular season, the idea has been floated to cut game time down too! Since 1946 games have been 48 minutes long (4 quarters of 12 minutes each, and usually take 2-2.5 hours of real time because of stoppages).

In 2014, they played a pre-season game with 11 minute quarters. The plumbers and firemen who started the league didn’t need ‘load management’ or shorter quarters!

The NBA in general and Kerr specifically need to stop encouraging laziness, clean up their own shit and do their own damn job. And Steve needs to shut up and coach!

*Yes, we know the Warriors played in Oakland before 2019. So what?!

‘Baby Eating GIF’, by unknown, via giphy.com. Here is some ‘green energy paste’. Now, get back in the game!

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