People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.

So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.

During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.

Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).

The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.

Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).

Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.

No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:

“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).

“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.

“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.

“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.

Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?

Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!

Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.

Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.

In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).

Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).

The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.

For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!

Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!

Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).

Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.

Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.

“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV

NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.

Yesterday, March 5th, 2024, a date which will live in infamy, ‘The Green Mountain State’ held an election. In a stunning electoral triumph that will be remembered for years…or is that beers?…President Trump, MAGA, and America were put in their place as Nikki Haley (R is for RINO, Republican In Name Only) won the presidency of Vermont, which famously has just 3 seasons: green, winter, and mud.

In a 6-person field, the former Governor of South Carolina, who along with Senators Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham, and then-Congressman Trey Gowdy, were original ‘Never Trumpers’ (they all supported Marco Rubio in 2016), received 36,030 votes out of 72,245 counted for 49.9%, while President Donald John Trump made it close with 45.9% (or 33,140 votes). The other four candidates received a total of 3,075 votes (or just 4.2%).

Since the state is NOT ‘winner take all’, by keeping Haley below the 50% threshold, she secures only 9 of the 17 delegates. Although the outcome is locked in, these numbers (from approximately 2pm on March 6th, around 95% reporting in) could still change since democRATs and RINOs love altering election results.

President Trump will now have to lick his wounds, soldier on, and settle for winning every other state on ‘Super Tuesday’ (14 out of 15), plus the remaining 8 delegates from Vermont (where you needed to reach 20% to receive any delegates). Oh, the tragedy!

Meanwhile, Indian (from India) anchor baby Nimarata Nikki Randhawa (AKA Nikki Haley, as detailed HERE), will further show her disdain for borders by opening Vermont to an influx of illegal aliens and ‘fellow travelers’ (literally) during her reign…possibly of terror…there.

Her fellow Indian (ditto) anchor baby Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy (as detailed HERE) had already withdrawn from the race following the January 15, 2024, Iowa Caucus.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: We here in the shed do NOT NOT NOT hate anyone…except communists, and the communist adjacent. But even if we lose friends, we WILL WILL WILL point out when something is amiss, including anchor babies running for President (or the U.S. Senate, which is also precluded by Law). This isn’t about being Indian (as they both are), it is about them not being American (which neither is) and still pretending to be American (which is sad and illegal)!

NOTE: Nimarata and Ganapathy, whose parents were not American when they were born here, are probably both VERY nice people, they just aren’t qualified in the proper (AKA strict, AKA actually legal) reading of the 13th and 14th Amendments. Briefly, as we’ve explained prior, two Smiths can’t have a baby in the Jones house and call it a Jones. Citizenship simply doesn’t work that way! It is about blood, not geography.

Well, it didn’t, and shouldn’t, and mustn’t! So Vermont can have them both, as it has already normalized Bernie Sanders and his (almost) open communism there.

Over on the alt-far-left-communist-democRAT side, Xoe Xiden (AKA Joe Biden AKA Resident In Thief of Amerika) won Soviet-style with 89.5% of the votes. He scored 56,906 out of 63,607, with his nearest of 5 competitors at just 2,883.

The sad part is realizing that out of 135,852 total votes cast, less than a quarter (just 24.3942%) voted against some level of communism (democRAT or RINO rule).

With Trump now at 1,004 delegates and needing just 1,215 to secure the Republican nomination for the Presidency in 2024, Haley quickly ran the math, which Indians are really good at, and decided to concede. Here is an exclusive video of that deliberation.

Keeping with ‘wrestling’ analogies, now comes the inevitable ‘face turn’, as Haley and other RINOs (some actually American citizens) try to make you forget that they are heels (AKA bad guys) by putting on a ‘babyface’ (AKA good guy) mask. In fact, U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (RINO, Kentucky) did soon follow Haley with an attempted face turn of his own.

President Trump will go on to face (hehe) Biden in a rematch of 2020, which last time saw the greatest election theft in the history of forever. Yes, it did!

Now, in all seriousness, if you can spare the time, please consider working the election to ensure that the theft of four years ago doesn’t occur again. The best way to do that is to call your local county Republican Party headquarters, and they will get you set up as an election monitor (or whatever it is called in your local area).

Don’t ever let democRATs try and kick you out of any step in the process, as by Law there is to be an equal number from both parties present to guarantee a fair voting process.

Yes, we are back, and better than ever, with all new exciting adventures. So stay tuned! Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel!

Just as when they attempt to pin the crimes of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and other democRATs or RINOs (Republicans IN NAME ONLY) on President Donald Trump, there is now a concerted effort on behalf of some leftists to claim that certain behavior is done by ‘both sides’.

It doesn’t matter what the two sides are, they claim, because they always do the same thing…so there.

One example is Bill O’Reilly, who is currently on the streaming channel ‘The First’, and who we stopped listening to before he was cut loose in April of 2017 by Faux Snewz (formerly Fox News Channel, before they assisted the 2020 election theft). As a point of reference, Roger Ailes resigned from FNC in July of 2016.

After happening to catch Bill for a few minutes recently, we firmly believe we made the right choice back then.

For a guy who claims to be a middle of the road populist (news flash, he is NOT, and has long favored open borders and baby murder as proof), Bill sure spends a lot of time throwing around the term “far right”. He even lumped Matt Gaetz into that group.

And to Bill’s fellow leftists over on reddit: those charges you keep throwing at Matt were investigated by law enforcement and he was NOT charged. But the guy, Stephen Alford (now 64), who was attempting to extort Matt and his family over those ‘sex-crimes’ accusations WAS indicted by a grand jury over 2 years ago now for his own actions! The Reddit and O’Reilly jerklecirc are busy in a closet somewhere right now.

So no, both sides do NOT ‘do it’, and there will never be middle ground to find with the communists who profit on the death of others, be those dead babies or recipients of ‘the vaxx‘. Being afraid to insult the left is just plain ignorant, and they must be confronted and stopped.

That brings us to the mess in Israel, which was minding it’s own business the other day when suddenly many there were dead, including MANY babies who had their throats cut.

Terror doesn’t fund itself, so briefly we will go back to September 11, 2023, when ‘Resident’ Joe of the Biden Usurpation released $6 BILLION on what just so happened to be the 22nd anniversary of the largest terror attack on United States soil…at least until the stolen elections (House, Senate and Presidency) of November 3, 2020.

Just to name two that we watched happen that night, John James for U.S. Senate in Michigan, and Donald Trump for President were both WAY ahead when suddenly the counting stopped, and when it resumed much MUCH later they were both magically WAY behind. That can only happen if 1) virtually every vote from then on went to the democRATs, or 2) fraud was committed.

Having worked in elections, and watched the returns of other elections, it was 100% option #2. Bank on it!

Back to Biden, the occupier in thief and his colluders are claiming that the $6 BILLION wasn’t ransom money for the 5 American hostages that Iran agreed to release (at the cost of $1.2 BILLION each!!!), AND they are also claiming that those funds are still in Qatar in restricted accounts AND that the money can only be used for “humanitarian” things like medicine.

Sounds great, right? What a relief! Who disagrees? Iran. They say it is their money and they will spend it on whatever they want to.

Why? Because money is almost always 100% fungible (“replaceable by another identical item; mutually interchangeable.”), meaning that they will just move money around and still fund terror and their nuclear ambitions. THAT is what the $6 BILLION will be spent on!

To put that money in perspective, LeBron James is about to play his 21st season in the NBA, and including this upcoming season’s salary, he (the all-time total points scored leader and massive jackhole) will have made approximately $480 MILLION just in salary over that time.

That doesn’t include his endorsement and investment deals. It should also be noted that since joining the Los Angeles Lakers 5 seasons ago he has never played a full game schedule and is averaging just 55.6 games a year over that span.

Rule one in negotiating with terrorists, which includes Iran, is that you don’t negotiate with terrorists. Biden didn’t even get a good deal, as we could have gotten approximately 52.5 years out of LeBron for that same $1.2 BILLION, or 262.5 years for that $6 BILLION!

Returning to terror…because according to MSM that is what sells commercial time…not even a month later, on October 9, 2023, the terrorist group Hamas (which has lorded itself over the so-called ‘palestinian people’ since 1987, and traces its roots back to the ‘Muslim Brotherhood’), has been busy.

Babies won’t kill themselves, which is where Hamas and ‘Planned Parenthood'[SIC] come in.

Our normal disclaimer: We in the shed don’t hate anyone, except for communists and the communist adjacent (which includes the repressive political system disguised as a religion called islam, much as leftism is a religion disguised as a repressive political system).

The alt-far-left-globalists have long had a love affair with islam and universally support muslims. You can’t even talk about muslims today without being attacked. They have the best ‘plot armor’ ever!

Leftists even actively import muslims into the West, which is ‘hijrah’ (jihad by immigration). That is where muslims move to an area and live peacefully UNTIL they get to a certain demographic percentage and THEN they start making demands (insisting that you change to suit them). If you don’t, violence follows (see grenade attacks and no-go zones in Swedenistan and France-istan).

They also aren’t even a race (and neither are ‘refugees’ or ‘migrants’), but boy will you be called a racist if you don’t kowtow to the ‘religion of peace'[SIC]. More like religion of pieces…of you here, and pieces of you WAY over there!

Fun fact: Just 1413 years ago, the Middle East used to be ZERO percent muslim!

Also of note is that nobody has ever explained where those 40 virgins for EVERY dead terrorist come from. It is a mystery. And if the terrorist is a woman, or even a gay man (yes, muslims can be ‘the gay’ too), do they get a male virgin?

SO many questions… Maybe there is a ’40 virgins’ factory somewhere, cranking them out 24/7/365.

“[Verse 2]
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire” — from ‘Money for Nothing’ by Dire Straits, Track 2 on ‘Brothers in Arms’, Produced by Mark Knopfler & Neil Dorfsman. Lyrics found at genius.com. Billionaire actually…thanks Joe!

As of our last check, the death toll in Israel stands at more than 1200, and some terrorist supporters on the other side are also dead. The left equates them, just as they include mass murderers in the death toll for shootings (almost always committed by other leftists) in the West.

If we ever want to truly solve the ‘middle east’ problem, we first need to acknowledge that it is 100% the fault of the British, who drew the ridiculous lines there and played musical countries with the various people (entire groups being moved around) since 1798.

As much as leftists like to rub our noses in things (such as ‘the vaxx’ being available mere months after ‘the covid‘ was released, despite true vaccines taking 10 years on average to develop, if we even can), the tricky left also sometimes enjoy hiding their intentions too.

Just remember that everything is connected, even if you can’t see the connections. No, especially if you can’t see the connections!