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J.R.R. is ‘Right Out’, Rings of Power is Perfect For Those Who Always Felt There Was Too Much Tolkien in Lord of the Rings

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Nope, nope. Rings of Power by Amazon via thedigitalfix.com
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People with ZERO talent long had no options for expressing themselves, and since most of them were democRATs they finally used their Borg hive mind to come up with a scheme to steal the work of others (usually a book) and after changing it to suit their world view (communism) pass it off as the original work in a movie or on TV then gaslight so few people notice. This has nothing to do with black vs white, and everything to do with leftists intentionally ruining things they did not create AND also it only ever going in one direction on the race swapping. Black people are just (usually) their weapon of choice and one has to wonder why they insult non-whites with personalized knockoffs of white culture anyway and why that is readily accepted.

Which brings us to the upcoming Amazon streaming series ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’[SIC] a prequel which has little to do with LotR and they know it. “It felt only natural to us that an adaptation of Tolkien’s work would reflect what the world actually looks like” said one asshat (Lindsey Weber) involved in this crapfest. The only problem is Tolkien (a white British male philologist; expert on and inventor of languages) described HIS world, and you want to set the story in YOUR world.

Some online are rightly pointing out that this…thing…is only “vaguely connected” to Tolkien and that struck a chord with the fucknuts responsible as complete lying asshole Patrick McKay said “We don’t feel that way. We feel like deep roots of this show are in the books and in Tolkien. And if we didn’t feel that way, we’d all be terrified to sit up here.” And that is utter bullshit. You have a left wing agenda to push and money to make, not a legacy to honor. McKay further lied by saying “We feel that this story isn’t ours. It’s a story we’re stewarding that was here before us and was waiting in those books to be on Earth…” Damn right it isn’t yours and if you REALLY felt that way you wouldn’t have changed TOLKIEN’s story you jerk. The show is D&D fan-fiction pretending to be Tolkien.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Rings of Power by Amazon via blackgirlnerds.com

This isn’t a new thing, although the race swaps weren’t always for partisan political reasons as they are today. Other famous examples include ‘About Last Night…’ (1986) (which was originally a 1974 play ‘Sexual Perversity in Chicago’ about four Jewish people) then changed from an all-white movie cast to an all-black movie cast for ‘About Last Night’ (2014) the true horror of which is the casting of unfunny and always overly loud dwarf Kevin Hart that makes it so obscene (his CC commercials make us want to tear our hair out).

‘About Last Night…’ (1986) TriStar Pictures via amazon.com -AND- ‘About Last Night’ (2014) Screen Gems via oldies.com, resize and merge by me

They had also already done ‘The Odd Couple’ (a 1965 play, then 1968 movie, then 1970-1975 TV show) about two white male friends forced to live together after divorces, changing it into ‘The New Odd Couple’ (1982-1983) with a black cast. Ironically that show starred Demond Wilson who became famous as Lamont Sanford (the son of Fred G. Sanford) on ‘Sanford and Son’ (1972-1977) which itself was a race-swap remake of a British show called ‘Steptoe and Son’ (1962-1965 in B&W, and 1970-1974 in color).

Steptor and Son, BBC via wikipedia.org -AND- Sanford and Son NBC via mercurie.blogspot.com, resize and merge by me

It even creeped into comic books where some real brainiacs decided to marginalize Peter Parker as Spider-Man at Marvel and bring in an afro-hispanic named Miles Morales as Spider-Man. We in the Shed would have NO issue with such a character being introduced with a unique powerset (say any other radioactive bug) and NOT named Spider-Man. Just admit you have no ability to create instead of stealing and ruining. Then they took a further dump and made the “Spiderverse” which includes an endless array of spider enhanced beings so that nobody is special since everyone is special. The ultimate example of participation trophy level writing.

And just a few days ago it was announced that another Wizard of Oz race swap was coming from the maker of ‘Black-ish’, as if ‘The Wiz’ (1978, which starred Dianna Ross and Michael Jackson) wasn’t enough. And don’t get us started on Annie (2014) which ripped off the 1982 film based on the 1905 comic strip. We also already talked about the ‘black superman’ in the works at WB (from a known no talent black racist).

Lost on the MSM and other sites promoting this Amazon clusterfuck is that what the show tells us, obviously, is that after this PREQUEL there was a genocide in Middle Earth as by the time of the Lord of the Rings there were no black hobbits or elves or other such things. But for now pre-LotR FICTIONAL ‘Middle Earth’ is ‘diverse'[SIC] and REAL communist China still is not. Well done leftists! Nobody objects to non-whites in movies OR being lead actors in same, just come up with your own stuff. How difficult is that? Obviously very difficult since you can’t do it. Yet when it goes the other way (say early Rock ‘N Roll) it is labeled as cultural appropriation. If only you had something good for us to ruin…

Galadriel is a warrior now. Rings of Power, Amazon via nerdist.com

We wish this was the only problem with Rings of Power. Just as Peter Jackson did in LotR by changing Arwen Undómiel (Liv Tyler) into a warrior, needlessly stealing Frodo’s masculinity at the Ford of Bruinen (AKA the Ford of Rivendell) when HE defied the ‘Black Riders’, RoP is turning Galadriel into a warrior. Ugh. For ‘Rings of Power’ we blame Tolkien’s family as when they sold the rights they could have put in stipulations preventing this travesty, but they went the money grab route instead. And to them we quote in Orcish “Ugluk u bagronk sha pushdug Saruman-glob bubhosh skai”, and so is your mother.

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NBA Sarver Rage, Millionaire Players And Billionaire Owners Attack Phoenix Suns Boss But Give Communist China A Pass

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Lebron never met communist Chinese money he didn't want. 'Mao ZeBron' by scottallen541 via imgur.com
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From what we have read about Phoenix Suns majority owner Robert Sarver, he isn’t a nice guy, but he has still never killed even a single person, let alone enslaved anyone. On a scale of ZERO to 10, communist China’s crimes ‘go to 11’ while Robert’s slide in at around 1.5 or 2.0. The Marxist nba types (players, owners, others) will talk about Trump all day long, or about Sarver, but won’t touch the demonic communist Chinese government.

Chris Paul, two-time president of the National Basketball Players Association (NBPA) and current player for the Suns, said “I was and am horrified and disappointed by what I read” and that “the sanctions fell short in truly addressing what we can all agree was atrocious behavior”. That would mean more if he was talking about the communist Chinese abusing people rather than one guy being an ass.

Even LeBron James stuck his nose into this, saying “our league definitely got this wrong. I don’t need to explain why.” which obviously distracts from the reality of him making his money NOT playing basketball ($790 million, versus $370 for playing) with the bulk coming from selling shoes that Chinese slaves made. He went on to say “There is no place for misogyny, sexism, and racism in any work place.” but failed to mention that HE and other leftists would decide what those things meant. And of course, cultural Marxism IS being pushed by the NBA.

One of Sarver’s crimes is that “on at least five occasions, he repeated the N-word when recounting the statements of others.” This is exactly how the left stole Papa John’s from founder John Schnatter. Then, a few years later, an investigation by former FBI Director and former federal judge Louis Freeh proved John was REPEATING a statement by someone else and not saying it himself (as John claimed during the initial uproar).

In his spare time Steve despises MAGA, President Trump and America. “Butters his bread” by kingtiger via imgflip.com -AND- “Balls back” was “Bad Photoshop Sunday presents: All you need is money” by btbeeston via imgflip.com

Although some on the left are conflating the two, Sarver is vastly different than Donald Sterling as Sterling actually made racist statements (recorded). Verizon owned Yahoo had an article from known racist Vincent Goodwill[SIC] saying they deserved the same punishment (Sterling was forced to sell the Los Angeles Clippers to Microsoft billionaire Steve Balmer). Not the same issue asshat. Then Vinny even called Daryl Morey’s PRO HONG KONG statements a “billion-dollar China gaffe”, proving HE shills for communist China himself.

Another racist, Tamika Tremaglio (executive director of NBPA, and who, despite her last name, is actually black), said “Sarver should never hold a managerial position within our league again.” and later outright called for a lifetime ban for him. Good thing it ain’t your call, you commie bitch!

PayPal has also said they will end sponsorship of the Phoenix Suns and two other professional sports teams Sarver owns if the NBA allows him to return. Coming on the heels of Visa, Mastercard and American Express creating a code to track gun purchases for the government, this proves payment system companies have grown too big for their britches and need to be taken down a peg or three.

Meanwhile, NBA commissioner Adam Silver correctly pointed out that he did not “have the right to take away his team even if Sarver were racist and misogynist, which is news to Donald Sterling. Sarver does face a one-year suspension from running his team and a $10 million fine after a 10-month independent investigation by an outside law firm.

‘Boycott NBA’ by unknown, via imgflip.com. Boycott ALL pro sports until cultural Marxism is banned from those leagues!

Lost on the left is how racist the NBA and NFL are. Blacks are just 13% of the U.S. Population but make up 81.1% of the NBA and 68% of the NFL. So much for ‘diversity’ (which is leftist code for anti-white). If those leagues followed actual diversity, there would be TWO black NBA players (of 15) and SEVEN black NFL players (of 53) per team, plus a lot more hispanics and asians than now.

So, while the NBA won’t comment negatively on communist China, they WILL go low against American Patriots, President Donald Trump and MAGA (Make America Great Again). The ‘president and head coach’ of the San Antonio Spurs Gregg Popovich (which sounds like a muh Russian last name…) never met a communist he didn’t like, or a MAGA patriot he didn’t hate.

The left love piling on, just as Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors did when suggesting that Donald Trump “has a tone of divisiveness that doesn’t have a place in our country” when asked about Trump running again in 2024. Yes, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is so ‘muh racist’ and whatnot.

Curry continued that “As serious and loud as the threat is of him or whoever else is running for office” then claimed to be above it all, saying his beliefs were about “equality”, but that included supporting grown men pretending to be women invading bathrooms used by little girls as Curry opposed the 2016 North Carolina bathroom bill preventing that.

‘Quill pen’ by unknown found online.

No surprise when you have a communist for a head coach, which describes Steve Kerr (who played and assistant coached for Popovich), and now coaches the Warriors. Kerr only ever got his coaching shot because he was lucky enough to win championships while playing with Michael Jordan on the Chicago Bulls and Tim Duncan on the San Antonio Spurs. Birds of a communist feather…commune together.

Kerr also loves the Middle East, despite his father being murdered* there by islamic terrorists. He then dismisses the terrorism aspect and claims it is “gun violence” and says because of THAT, Americans then must give up their Constitutional rights. As anti-gun as Steve claims to be, he has never gone to Chicago and spoken to gang members about not killing each other every weekend there in record numbers. To quote Sgt. Hulka with the big toe, “Gutless…punk.”

Do you paw your boss like this?! “Dennis Rodman says he slept with & dated Lakers team owner & President Jeanie Buss for 6 months back in the 1990s 😳🏆” by NBA Buzz via facebook.com -AND- “Any clues? 😏” by NBA Memes, found online.

When asked for a comment on the NBA relationship with communist China, Jeanie Buss of the Los Angeles Lakers (LeBron’s team) drifted off saying the NBA is “one of the most popular sports all over the world.” When looking for a picture of her for this story we found TWO which suggest she has some things of her own to explain, and why nobody is asking her tough questions is a mystery.

Jeanie Buss, Dennis Rodman and Kyle Kuzma are all adults, but how does a female owner get to do that with players and get a pass? Same as female teachers molesting or grooming kids in schools. They get a pass and a male doing the same gets outrage…when BOTH deserve outrage. Buss also dated Phil Jackson (and they later became engaged) when he was the Head Coach of the Lakers and her father, Doctor Jerry Buss, was still alive and the team owner.

Which brings us to Enes Kanter Freedom, born in Switzerland to Turkish parents, who is only 30 years old, and at 6’10” has 11 years experience and a career average of 11.2 points per game, can’t find work since wearing shoes with anti-CCP slogans during games. Why? He is outspoken against communist China and their oppression of Uyghurs, Kazakhs, and Kyrgyz.

‘Grateful’ by unknown found online.

MLB is pushing trans surgery, while the NFL and NBA push social(IST) justice issues and cultural Marxism. The NBA is truly a league by, of and for communists. And the NCAA is where the NBA communists are organically grown…don’t forget that. Also never forget communist China has unleashed at least THREE viruses on us (SARS, H1N1 Swine Flu, and Covid which came with a lot of other ‘gifts’ attached) and the pro sports leagues are silent on that.

*Malcolm Hooper Kerr was a visiting professor at the American University of Cairo who was serving as president of the American University of Beirut when assassinated in Beirut, Lebanon in a 1984 attack by a single terrorist who shot his father twice in the head in the hallway outside his office. So, rather than blame ‘Islamic Jihad’, the group that did it, Kerr blames 330 million Americans. And Malcolm’s predecessor (David Dodge) was even kidnapped by pro-Iranian terrorists 2 years earlier.

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Soul Of The Valley, With Season 5 Cobra Kai Proves Old Dogs Have Plenty Of New Tricks To Learn — None Of Them Woke

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Scene from 'Cobra Kai', Season 5 (featuring Daniel, Chozen, Amanda and Johnny) from Netflix via nerdist.com
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We prefer to always be completely honest, and when we first heard in 2017 that someone was going to make a TV show continuing the ‘Karate Kid’ movies called ‘Cobra Kai’, we thought it would suck…big time. We have never been so pleased to have been wrong. The show steers well clear of politics, although it seems as if those doing it are at least not leftists, if not actually right of center.

‘Cobra Kai’ (2018-2022, so far) was created by Josh Heald (known for the ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ movies, along with Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg (known for the ‘Harold & Kumar’ movies), who said that the four Karate Kid movies comprise the ‘Miyagi-verse’. The movies are: ‘The Karate Kid’ (1984), ‘The Karate Kid Part II’ (1986), ‘The Karate Kid Part III’ (1989), which all starred Ralph Macchio, and ‘The Next Karate Kid’ (1994), which starred Hillary Swank and is connected only via the Mr. Miyagi character (played by Pat Morita) also appearing.

We have never seen ‘The K̶a̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ Kung Fu Kid'[SIC] remake from 2010 that ripped off the name Karate Kid but changed the martial art AND also the location (to China from California). That was Will Smith buying it to star his now daughter (then son). Zero interest ever. ‘Nuff said!

Enhanced logo, by Hiptoro from Netflix via pinterest.com

Ralph Macchio (Daniel LaRusso in the first three movies) and William Zabka (Johnny Lawrence in the first movie) reprise their roles as well as serving as 2 of the 9 Executive Producers. After filming three Seasons at YouTube Red (two of which aired there), production moved to Netflix (where that 3rd season finally aired) and the show just keeps finding ways to create great stories based in the world of the movies.

Other than deceased actors from the movies (whose characters have NOT been recast, and are only shown in flashbacks via scenes from the original movies), they have brought back the obvious characters, as well as original actors portraying less obvious characters again*, plus added an entire world of interconnected new characters that keep storylines deep and interesting. Chad McQueen (son of actor Steve McQueen), who played ‘Dutch’ in the first movie, is the only surviving actor you can probably count out as he retired from acting and has said he will not be reprising his role, with characters in the show stating Dutch is in prison.

From left to right: William Zabka as Johnny Lawrence, Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso, Yuji Okumoto as Chozen Toguchi in ‘Cobra Kai’. by Curtis Bonds Baker, from Netflix via npr.org

Family and friendship drive this show, which revolves around Daniel, his wife, son and daughter, along with Johnny, his son and ex-wife (rarely seen, but she does pop up when needed) and various friends and enemies made along the way. Unlike a 90-120 minute movie, there is plenty of room for character growth and you get that in spades! The show is multi-ethnic (we won’t use the OVERUSED word ‘diverse’ which is leftist code for anti-white) but NOT in a forced way a la the new ALLEGED ‘Lord of the Rings’ show on Amazon.

‘Cobra Kai’, which just released its 5th season of 10 episodes each yesterday, isn’t political, but that is a good thing given how woke Hollywood has become. And at the first sign of wokeness**, we will dump it and enjoy any prior episodes for what they are. There are fights, but they aren’t forced and there are plenty of scenes involving proper parenting, lighthearted moments and even comedic situations to make this something families can watch together, although there is occasional cursing (with Season 5 adding the word fuck) so parents can check it out first and determine what is appropriate.

One of the main lessons we’ve seen over and over so far is that you can’t back down from a bully, which is very applicable to 2022 and the Biden Usurpation sending FBI after MAGA and both hiring and arming 87,000 new IRS agents. Without giving much away, a chief lesson in Season 5 is working together as a team to defeat an evil force. Protect those ‘eggs’!

Season 5 poster for ‘Cobra Kai’, by Netflix via imdb.com. Just 4 of those 15 characters pictures appeared in the movies.

For fans of ‘The Office’ there is even a connection to that show in Jennifer Celotta, who directed 6 episodes from the first 4 seasons of ‘Cobra Kai’ after prior directing 3 episodes of The Office (while also writing 11, producing 98 and being co-showrunner for Season 5*** of that show). She was involved in ‘Cobra Kai’ Season 5 as well, but the extent is unknown at this time.

You don’t even really need to watch the Karate Kid movies first, but you’ll probably want to check those out at some point to be able to catch all of the call-backs. ‘Cobra Kai’ isn’t woke, and there are just (now) 50 episodes, so it is very much worth a watch. We know some will say “But it is on Netflix!” and to that we say…there are ways around that (friends, later disc releases, or COUGH BitTorrent COUGH). So if you’ve never seen it please consider giving ‘Cobra Kai’ a try.

*how they worked Robyn Lively’s platonic female friend to ‘Daniel’ from the 3rd movie into Season 5, Episode 5 was both unexpected and perfectly executed, and although we expected Sean Kanan’s return as ‘Mike Barnes from the same movie and predicted he would have evolved as a human being (Terry Silver used him in that movie just like he does everyone else) we didn’t see the path they took as a possibility…so well done.

**one female character dates a male character, then briefly dated a new female character before ending up back with the same male character. It was NOT a major storyline and quickly passed. No other gay or trans so far, knock wood.

***the BEST season of The Office as it includes Holly Flax (returning from the last 2 episodes of Season 4) AND the ‘Michael Scott Paper Company’ storyline!

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Like Mike, Barack Obama’s ‘Wife’ Unveils White House Portrait Of Self As ‘First Lady’ Entitled “Battle Of The Bulge”

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Based on photo by unknown, from nunya @nunyabesniz (to @HuffPost and @HuffingtonPost; with comments of "Finding a suspicious package." and "I bet Melania can't do that!" and "Oh shit!" among others) found online via twitter.com then edited using funny.pho.to
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Some will surely accuse the shed of going for low hanging fruit here, but we prefer to look at this as a tentpole* article and are determined to pitch that tent! We take writing on any topic as a challenge, and this was a stiff one…a bit like wood. But when we are determined to tackle a topic, once we get started, like a ramrod we keep pushing and eventually get it up. It isn’t the longest article ever but we feel we rose to the occasion and are satisfied.

Based on photo by unknown found online via expatforum.com then edited using funny.pho.to (with apologies to Lionel Messi)

Basically ‘Michelle’ Obama returned to a special outdoor gallery at the White House (wow, that is SUCH a racist name…Obama**) to unveil a picture of a black “woman” but claimed not to know what one was and no other alt-far-leftist there was able to assist. “A girl like me” he* continued “was never supposed to be up there”. What, hung…up on the wall? He added that it was “not about blood”, a possible allusion to refusing a DNA test which some insist is nuts when they tell us to go pound rocks.

At some event, by Kisho Watanabe via medium.com

His husband Barack, who famously was the first ‘president of amerika’, was also in attendance. Many will remember that on at least two occasions (2011 and 2015) Barack is on video (such as “Barack Obama Calls His Wife Michelle Michael Twice” from yourtop.news below) referring to “Michael” by name. The two rent-a-kids aren’t fooling anyone sane either. There are also longstanding stories of Barack in Chicago’s gay ‘bath houses’ and the mother of one gay black man confirmed her son was killed because of witnessing those events and speaking about them. Barack is also reported to prefer older white men, which explains why Joe Biden (shudder) was put on the ticket in the first place.

JOKE BREAK! What do you call a gay guy’s member when it is inside another gay guy? An In-Sir-Ection. democRATs talk about those all of the time, “but don’t ask, don’t tell” …and don’t really want to know.

Based on photo (dancing with Ellen Degeneres) by unknown found online via facebook.com then edited using funny.pho.to

Gender dysphoria is a serious mental health issue, and the way to solve it is not to jump on the crazy train for a ride. DNA is ‘settled science’ (which we will keep pounding away on, like here and here and here and here, until the left have had enough and beg us to stop) but at some point mental health care providers appear to have given up and then the ‘trans’ movement was born. There are ways to spot a gender dysphoric person though (shoulders and hands being two of those ways, and a penis and testicles being three more).

Shoulder ratio by unknown, edit by CloneTHX2012 @Michael06874898 on twitter.com

Anyway, the painting really does look just like him, which is a drag. This article is dedicated to Joan Rivers, who died in an ‘accident’ September 4, 2014, almost 2 months to the day after her July 3, 2014, comments about the Obama’s. Also, don’t call us ‘Shirley’.

Based on photo (dancing with Ellen Degeneres) by unknown edit by CloneTHX2012 @Michael06874898 on twitter.com then our edit using funny.pho.to

*tentpole, noun. “a movie that is expected to be very successful and therefore able to fund a range of related products or movies.”

**it actually means “little beach” in Japanese, or “crooked, somewhat bent” in the far more accurate African-Swahili.

***for this article we have invented what we call ‘selective personal pronouns'(TM), which is where we decide what to call you because…fuck English, right!

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