J.R.R. is ‘Right Out’, Rings of Power is Perfect For Those Who Always Felt There Was Too Much Tolkien in Lord of the Rings

People with ZERO talent long had no options for expressing themselves, and since most of them were democRATs they finally used their Borg hive mind to come up with a scheme to steal the work of others (usually a book) and after changing it to suit their world view (communism) pass it off as the original work in a movie or on TV then gaslight so few people notice. This has nothing to do with black vs white, and everything to do with leftists intentionally ruining things they did not create AND also it only ever going in one direction on the race swapping. Black people are just (usually) their weapon of choice and one has to wonder why they insult non-whites with personalized knockoffs of white culture anyway and why that is readily accepted.

Which brings us to the upcoming Amazon streaming series ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’[SIC] a prequel which has little to do with LotR and they know it. “It felt only natural to us that an adaptation of Tolkien’s work would reflect what the world actually looks like” said one asshat (Lindsey Weber) involved in this crapfest. The only problem is Tolkien (a white British male philologist; expert on and inventor of languages) described HIS world, and you want to set the story in YOUR world.

Some online are rightly pointing out that this…thing…is only “vaguely connected” to Tolkien and that struck a chord with the fucknuts responsible as complete lying asshole Patrick McKay said “We don’t feel that way. We feel like deep roots of this show are in the books and in Tolkien. And if we didn’t feel that way, we’d all be terrified to sit up here.” And that is utter bullshit. You have a left wing agenda to push and money to make, not a legacy to honor. McKay further lied by saying “We feel that this story isn’t ours. It’s a story we’re stewarding that was here before us and was waiting in those books to be on Earth…” Damn right it isn’t yours and if you REALLY felt that way you wouldn’t have changed TOLKIEN’s story you jerk. The show is D&D fan-fiction pretending to be Tolkien.

This isn’t a new thing, although the race swaps weren’t always for partisan political reasons as they are today. Other famous examples include ‘About Last Night…’ (1986) (which was originally a 1974 play ‘Sexual Perversity in Chicago’ about four Jewish people) then changed from an all-white movie cast to an all-black movie cast for ‘About Last Night’ (2014) the true horror of which is the casting of unfunny and always overly loud dwarf Kevin Hart that makes it so obscene (his CC commercials make us want to tear our hair out).

They had also already done ‘The Odd Couple’ (a 1965 play, then 1968 movie, then 1970-1975 TV show) about two white male friends forced to live together after divorces, changing it into ‘The New Odd Couple’ (1982-1983) with a black cast. Ironically that show starred Demond Wilson who became famous as Lamont Sanford (the son of Fred G. Sanford) on ‘Sanford and Son’ (1972-1977) which itself was a race-swap remake of a British show called ‘Steptoe and Son’ (1962-1965 in B&W, and 1970-1974 in color).

It even creeped into comic books where some real brainiacs decided to marginalize Peter Parker as Spider-Man at Marvel and bring in an afro-hispanic named Miles Morales as Spider-Man. We in the Shed would have NO issue with such a character being introduced with a unique powerset (say any other radioactive bug) and NOT named Spider-Man. Just admit you have no ability to create instead of stealing and ruining. Then they took a further dump and made the “Spiderverse” which includes an endless array of spider enhanced beings so that nobody is special since everyone is special. The ultimate example of participation trophy level writing.

And just a few days ago it was announced that another Wizard of Oz race swap was coming from the maker of ‘Black-ish’, as if ‘The Wiz’ (1978, which starred Dianna Ross and Michael Jackson) wasn’t enough. And don’t get us started on Annie (2014) which ripped off the 1982 film based on the 1905 comic strip. We also already talked about the ‘black superman’ in the works at WB (from a known no talent black racist).

Lost on the MSM and other sites promoting this Amazon clusterfuck is that what the show tells us, obviously, is that after this PREQUEL there was a genocide in Middle Earth as by the time of the Lord of the Rings there were no black hobbits or elves or other such things. But for now pre-LotR FICTIONAL ‘Middle Earth’ is ‘diverse'[SIC] and REAL communist China still is not. Well done leftists! Nobody objects to non-whites in movies OR being lead actors in same, just come up with your own stuff. How difficult is that? Obviously very difficult since you can’t do it. Yet when it goes the other way (say early Rock ‘N Roll) it is labeled as cultural appropriation. If only you had something good for us to ruin…

We wish this was the only problem with Rings of Power. Just as Peter Jackson did in LotR by changing Arwen Undómiel (Liv Tyler) into a warrior, needlessly stealing Frodo’s masculinity at the Ford of Bruinen (AKA the Ford of Rivendell) when HE defied the ‘Black Riders’, RoP is turning Galadriel into a warrior. Ugh. For ‘Rings of Power’ we blame Tolkien’s family as when they sold the rights they could have put in stipulations preventing this travesty, but they went the money grab route instead. And to them we quote in Orcish “Ugluk u bagronk sha pushdug Saruman-glob bubhosh skai”, and so is your mother.