Politics
Governing By Firefly, Globalist Policies Nearly Follow ‘The Laws of My Administration’ From Duck Soup To The Letter
Our recently rediscovering the Marx Brothers has been refreshing. They were master’s of innuendo, but never needed to actually ‘work blue’ to be funny. Take that, Kevin Hart, you unfunny loud obnoxious tiny thing you.
While re-watching these masterclasses of comedy, even the worst of the bunch, there are always some good jokes.
There were six brothers, but the oldest (Manfred) died as a baby, and his first name was later used as the middle name for last-brother-born Zeppo.
The ones people know of, born 2nd to 6th, were: Chico (Leonard), Harpo (Adolph; he never liked that and changed it to Arthur before the first world war, so LONG before Hitler was a thing), Groucho (Julius), Gummo (Milton) and Zeppo (Herbert).
The 5 surviving brothers only worked together ONE time, at a show in Flint, Michigan (yes, but long before the lead contamination in the water there, which is still going on as of 2023). Flint has been using the old ‘non-partisan’ scheme since 1974. We lived in a city like that before. It is bullshit, and everyone sane knows it. democRATs control Flint!
Then, when Gummo left the act before it moved from vaudeville to Broadway, Zeppo joined full-time and stayed through their Broadway run and the 5th movie they made.
Now, the brothers were very obviously Jewish. Who cares? They were incredibly talented (all of them played at least one musical instrument, sang, danced, and told jokes).
What does this have to do with politics?
Well, with being Jewish there usually, but doesn’t always, comes a certain kind of politics.
In fact, the only year since 1916 that the democRAT didn’t get most of the Jewish vote was 1920, when they jumped to the Socialist candidate (38%) over the democRAT (19%), with the same Republican candidate as 1916 getting 2 percent less (43%) in 1920 than they got 4 years earlier. These are numbers from a site of their own, as can be seen HERE.
Jewish people missed being slaves in Egypt SO much that they sold themselves to the democRAT party. Likewise, from 1870 to 1935, blacks voted for the party that freed them from slavery (Republicans) before deciding that they wanted to be slaves to democRATs again, and they have been since 1936. Congratulations.
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Seeing interviews of Groucho from the late 1960’s and early 1970’s he didn’t sound like a raving leftist, but he also didn’t sound like, well, us. Actually, he sounded tired.
But in this case, filmed decades earlier, his Duck Soup movie character, Rufus T. Firefly, is the kissing cousin of Occupier in Thief Joe of the Biden Usurpation, who is working overtime to channel Rufus.
Duck Soup (1933) was the last of the 5 movies the then-billed ‘Four Marx Brothers’ made together as Zeppo then left the group, and it was also the last movie they made for Paramount. Today the movie is owned by Universal.
It is also the only movie that Chico (pronounced Chick-o, NOT Cheek-o; in the movies Harpo is always chasing girls around, but in real life Chico had a difficult time keeping it in his pants and was always on the prowl for chicks, aka ladies, hence the nickname) and Harpo did not play music in (piano and harp, respectively).
The basic premise of the movie is that a fictional country has debt and a rich widow will fund it but insists the current President vacate office for a “fearless progressive”, who then shows up late for his first day and quickly sings about how he will abuse his new power.
This key scene begins with a discussion (that then breaks into song) between his character and that of Margaret Dumont, whom Groucho referred to as “practically the fifth Marx brother.”, obviously forgetting about Gummo…and also baby Manfred…
Dumont was in 7 of the brother’s 13 movies, and always played a rich widow that Groucho professed love for one minute and viciously insulted the next.
She played that type of character very well because…she was a rich widow. She had left show business in 1910 to marry a sugar heir, and only returned to acting and singing when he died in 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic.
THAT one was actually deadly, without ‘help’ from Big Pharma and ‘mandates’.
And contrary to lore, including statements from Groucho himself, claims that she did NOT understand the jokes and didn’t realize they were directed at her (in character) were false. She had a strong comedic background before working with the brothers and was NOT stupid.
She herself said it took great effort to keep a straight face around them, as was required. Dumont described her job this way: “I’m not a stooge, I’m a straight lady. There’s an art to playing straight. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs from him.” That she did very well.
We found a site with the lyrics HERE (there are some extra verses listed that are not in the movie too), and made ONE slight correction below, which we verified by watching the scene twice. As the song goes on, please take notice of Groucho actually doing or at least mimicking things he has just forbidden…just as modern democRATs do.
SONG BEGINS (Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale, first line spoken, and the rest are sung:) If it's not asking too much, For our information, just for illustration, Tell us how you intend to run the nation. (Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly:) These are the laws of my administration: No one's allowed to smoke, Or tell a dirty joke, And whistling is forbidden. (Ensemble:) We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke. HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA (Groucho:) If chewing gum is chewed, The chewer is pursued, And in the hoosegow hidden. (Ensemble:) If we should choose to chew, We'll be pursued. (Groucho:) If any form of pleasure is exhibited, Report to me and it will be prohibited. I'll put my foot down; So shall it be This is the land of the free. The last man nearly ruined this place, He didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, Just wait 'till I get through with it. The country's taxes must be fixed, And I know what to do with it, If you think you're paying too much now, Just wait 'till I get through with it. I will not stand for anything, That's crooked or unfair; I'm strictly on the up and up, So everyone beware. If anyone's caught taking graft, And I don't get my share, We stand 'em up against the wall, [that site mistakenly says "we'll" instead of "we"...] And pop goes the weasel! (Ensemble:) So everyone beware, Who's crooked or unfair; No one must take a bit of graft, Unless he gets his share. (Groucho:) If any man should come between, A husband and his bride, We find out which one she prefers, By letting her decide. If she prefers the other man, The husband steps outside; We stand him up against the wall, and Pop goes the Weasel! (Ensemble:) The husband steps outside; Relinquishes his bride; We stand him up against the wall And take him for a ride. SONG ENDS
Sound familiar? It should, because it is basically the policies of the current alt-far-left ‘Resident of Amerika’, Joe Biden. Now everything good and normal is frowned on and attacked, while perversion and evil are championed and normalized.
Leftists sexually and mentally abuse children and call it medical treatment. Everything from sports to music to beer has been twisted and subverted by the left. They already limited our freedom of movement AND assembly, and won’t hesitate to do so again.
In fact, the left questions every election they (despite their best efforts) fail to steal, and insists we can’t question the elections they actually succeed at stealing.
Even comedy has been ruined! We now have a guy facing 10 years in prison over a meme, but illegal alien (yes, she is, she lied to get into the USA) Ilhan Omar married her own brother AND had kids with him, yet democRATs accept that!
There are also those who believe that Joe has been replaced by a ‘body double’. Sound crazy?
Well, the left have accused Vladimir Putin, the Russian President, of the same thing! Other leaders have been accused too, both recently and in the past.
Some even question if Hitler actually died in his bunker. Regardless, ‘Joe’ doesn’t always act the same from event to event and has worn an earpiece since sometime in late 2015. The ‘dark Brandon’ nickname didn’t invent itself.
And, of course, the Biden Crime Family are the kings and queens of graft. He is also, with a little help from New York, ‘taking out’ his chief political opponent…just like Hitler and every other despot leader has done.
Remember that they aren’t out to get Trump, he is just in the way of them getting us. Donald is an ‘inconvenient truth’, and we are now the resistance.
If we chew, then we will be pursued. Hail, hail, Freedonia! #Trump2024
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Trump Does Only Beat Women, democRATs Proven Correct As Donald Pummels Kamala Harris Just As He Did Hillary Clinton
As of right now, President Donald John Trump (aka 92, because 45 + 47) appears to have the Electoral College votes (EV since it isn’t an actual college) needed to secure the 2024 Presidential election. After a much needed but entirely too brief nap, Wisconsin has been called by a reliable source, which puts Trump over the 270 needed (of 538 total).
This is after they tried to steal his businesses and property, throw him in prison and even (TWICE, that we know of…so far) kill him.
The unfinished earlier version of this story mentioned how some sources had already called the race, such as the completely unreliable and totally gutless Faux Snews (with Paul RINO Ryan running things, rather than the more than 7 years deceased Roger Ailes who would still do a better job), but at the time of that writing, Trump had just 248 of the 270 needed (and the 312 we predict he will end up winning).
The New York Times (aka New York Slimes) are alt-far-left-communists, but they have the absolute best election coverage, never calling too early or too late (and you know we like things ‘Just Right’ here), so we always have their auto-reloading page open on election night and into the wee hours of the next morning, while watching the “Real America’s Voice” streaming channel. At least until emergency nap time.
In addition, Trump was then ahead in: Michigan (15 EV) by 294,976 with 19% left to count, Wisconsin (10 EV) by 122,835 with 10% left, Nevada (6 EV) by 54,401 with 26% left, Arizona (11 EV) by 31,223 with 42% left, and Alaska (3 EV) by 27,994 with 45% to be counted, so he needed any ONE of those to put him past 270, and Alaska hasn’t voted democRAT for POTUS in 6 decades, which even their NEW ‘ranked-choice’ communism shouldn’t prevent, although that IS what it is intended to do.
Fun Fact: Any time democRATs alter how we vote, it is to make it more difficult or confusing, even if that isn’t how it appears at the time of introduction.
One person, one vote, on paper, in person, with valid state-issued ID AND signature matched. How hard is that?! And if we aren’t going to match signatures, as we didn’t during the 2020 election theft (yes, it was, stop being an election-theft denier), then why do the local board of elections (aka bored of elections) keep them on file…? Gotcha, leftists!
Anyway, Kamala (pronounced like Camel with an A at the end, because fuck her, figuratively) was ahead in only ONE state left to be called: Maine with a 51,099 lead and 29% left to be counted…for the 2 at-large EV left to be decided (Maine and Nebraska each have 2 at-large EV, plus 2 district EVs for Maine and 3 for Nebraska). So, basically, she had to win every EV left, while being very behind in almost all of them.
And since she was refusing to concede, by her own definition, that makes her an election denier. Gotcha again, leftists!
Just as President Trump came out to claim victory, pre-nap, they (NYT) finally called Pennsylvania, which added 19 Electoral College votes to his total, giving him 267 of the needed 270. That is when, despite coffee, we decided it was safe for some quick shut-eye.
Besides napping, just where have we been? Grieving. But we are back now. And they would have been SO happy with this outcome!
As good as the results are, democRATs and lamestream media (aka leftstream media, aka mainstream media[SIC]) have repeatedly told us, none of that matters. Most of all the nap.
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No, what actually matters is the ‘popular vote’, which is why the United States has NEVER, not even once, elected a President that way, EVER! And Trump is SO unpopular that he is leading that by 5,091,811 votes there…so suck on that, bitches.
Jokes aside, Trump would have done this to Usurper in Thief (aka ‘Resident’) Joe Biden too. You can partially thank non-White patriots for this result, as 15% of blacks, 40% of hispanics and 39% of other non-White races voted for Trump, which are all higher than Republicans running for POTUS normally get. And to those folks we say, welcome home!
There is other good news for America too. Republicans have won the U.S. Senate, as with 7 seats left to be decided in the 100 seat chamber, they had already won 51 and lead in 5 others (2 by slim margins).
Also, with 70 U.S. House seats left to be decided (out of 435), Republicans need just 25 to control that chamber. Plus, we also still control 27 of 50 state Governor seats.
Now, if we can just keep the RINO’s from fucking things up like they did in 2017 when they blocked the MAGA agenda in the House, then Paul Ryan handed the House over to Nancy Pelosi (she of the perverted husband) by running an intentionally bad campaign!
To save America, we in MAGA (Make America Great Again) need to adopt the Cobra Kai motto: Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
That is NOT a call to violence! We start by prosecuting all those involved in the 2020 election theft AND in the cover-up of same, then move on to the vetting, hiring and training of actual Americans to locate and remove illegal aliens from the USA.
Oh, and we finish the border wall. Combined, those would be the greatest job creation program in history. Make it so!
And to Drat Smudge of the Smudge Abort…we are enjoying every bit of your mental pain you twisted evil piece of leftist shit.
Politics
Build Back Biden-less, democRATs Succeed In Assassinating Joe’s 2024 Campaign After Failing To Kill President Trump
This afternoon, Sunday, July 21, 2024, to the surprise of everyone who had been saying he wouldn’t do it…and ONLY to them…, Joe Biden (and his body double) announced he (they) will not run for his (their) first term as U.S. President, after successfully stealing the 2020 election from Donald Trump (yes, they did), who is now seeking his 3rd term (second served).
President Trump was leading on the evening of Tuesday, November 3, 2020, when the DC Uniparty (aka original DCU, made up of democRATs and RINOs; Republicans In Name Only) realized they were going to lose and stopped counting in states, counties, cities and districts that they controlled. Then, magically, when they restarted counting hours to days later, Trump was suddenly losing. Ditto MAGA candidates for U.S. Senate (one was John James in Michigan), U.S. House, and others too.
Just four years earlier, on Tuesday, November 8, 2016, they tried to prevent Trump from becoming President by delaying the announcement of election results in Pennsylvania. Then after 90 minutes or so, when they couldn’t figure out how to steal it and with even the New York Times election website showing fewer votes to count than Trump was leading Hillary Clinton by, they finally declared him the winner of PA, and therefore the Presidency.
Fast-forward to 2020 and, thanks to communist Chinese ‘the covid’ and the newly invented ‘mail-in ballots’ (where they just sent them to every address, including vacant lots, and to everyone, including dead people and illegal aliens), rather than ‘absentee voting’, that requires a request, proper ID (including date or birth, last 4 of SS#, and a signature which is verified upon receipt at the Board of Elections), and a chain on custody, PLUS electronic voting machine fraud, the election was quite easy to steal.
Effectively, the alt-far-left-communist-democRATs got their assassination after all, only 8 days late. It just ended up being the Joe Biden presidential candidacy instead of his opponent.
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Thomas Matthew Crooks, a full-fledged adult at age 20 despite what some others are claiming, was the one with the gun, but let’s not pretend he was the mastermind behind trying to kill President Trump on July 13, 2024, in Butler, Pennsylvania, at a MAGA (Make America Great Again) rally after their lawfare attempts to get rid of him failed. The DCU may want to sweep Crooks and the entire event under the rug via rigged ‘investigations’, but we won’t let them.
In another blow against democracy[SIC], which is actually two wolves and a sheep voting on what is for lunch, as opposed to our Republic (where sheep have 2A rights), with the democRAT Primary having ended June 8, 2024, with Joe Biden being the winner, the so-called elite will now introduce the illusion of a modified selection process and then select the democRAT candidate.
democRATs really are the least ‘democRATic’ party ever.
This is all a result of Barack Obama grabbing control of the democRAT party from the Clinton’s in 2008 and never letting go, ever. He was even the first president to leave office and purchase a home in the Washington, DC, area. He then installed Biden to continue his own planned destruction of the United States by orchestrating the 2020 election theft, and now he has decided it was time for Joe to go.
Some supporters are trying to shift to the cackling shrew Kamala ‘heels up’ Harris, who in 2020 stole the Vice Presidency (yes, she did). But others are scrambling to join the race, and the first of those is current U.S. Senator Joe Manchin (D is for dip-shit, West Virginia), but he won’t be the last.
The bottom line is that leftists will do anything to stop the MAGA movement and to take out the founder and current leader, President Donald Trump, and complete their destruction of the USA. We can’t let them do that either.
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