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Governing By Firefly, Globalist Policies Nearly Follow ‘The Laws of My Administration’ From Duck Soup To The Letter

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'us and them', by unknown from Turning Point USA, UL by anonymous, via imgflip.com. Laws and rules should apply to everyone evenly. Lady Justice is blindfolded so she can't see who comes before her to be judged!
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Our recently rediscovering the Marx Brothers has been refreshing. They were master’s of innuendo, but never needed to actually ‘work blue’ to be funny. Take that, Kevin Hart, you unfunny loud obnoxious tiny thing you.

While re-watching these masterclasses of comedy, even the worst of the bunch, there are always some good jokes.

There were six brothers, but the oldest (Manfred) died as a baby, and his first name was later used as the middle name for last-brother-born Zeppo.

The ones people know of, born 2nd to 6th, were: Chico (Leonard), Harpo (Adolph; he never liked that and changed it to Arthur before the first world war, so LONG before Hitler was a thing), Groucho (Julius), Gummo (Milton) and Zeppo (Herbert).

‘Oh the hypocrisy, by frankyv23, via memedroid.com. He left out cutting off his penis or a girl cutting off her breasts well before 21 being okay with democRATs.

The 5 surviving brothers only worked together ONE time, at a show in Flint, Michigan (yes, but long before the lead contamination in the water there, which is still going on as of 2023). Flint has been using the old ‘non-partisan’ scheme since 1974. We lived in a city like that before. It is bullshit, and everyone sane knows it. democRATs control Flint!

Then, when Gummo left the act before it moved from vaudeville to Broadway, Zeppo joined full-time and stayed through their Broadway run and the 5th movie they made.

Now, the brothers were very obviously Jewish. Who cares? They were incredibly talented (all of them played at least one musical instrument, sang, danced, and told jokes).

‘Hypocrite’ by unknown from imgflip.com, UL by WOLFBLADE111 via deviantart.com. Women and so-called minorities are being wiped out…BY THE LEFT!

What does this have to do with politics?

Well, with being Jewish there usually, but doesn’t always, comes a certain kind of politics.

In fact, the only year since 1916 that the democRAT didn’t get most of the Jewish vote was 1920, when they jumped to the Socialist candidate (38%) over the democRAT (19%), with the same Republican candidate as 1916 getting 2 percent less (43%) in 1920 than they got 4 years earlier. These are numbers from a site of their own, as can be seen HERE.

Jewish people missed being slaves in Egypt SO much that they sold themselves to the democRAT party. Likewise, from 1870 to 1935, blacks voted for the party that freed them from slavery (Republicans) before deciding that they wanted to be slaves to democRATs again, and they have been since 1936. Congratulations.

‘Define hypocrisy in one meme.’, by 9GAGGER, via 9gag.com. ‘the covid’ was SO dangerous they had to be extra careful…while on camera.

Our standard disclaimer, we do NOT hate anyone…except communists and the communist adjacent. Hang out with commie dogs and you get commie fleas. We have no problem with, say, a gay Conservative black Jewish person. None at all. Really!

Seeing interviews of Groucho from the late 1960’s and early 1970’s he didn’t sound like a raving leftist, but he also didn’t sound like, well, us. Actually, he sounded tired.

But in this case, filmed decades earlier, his Duck Soup movie character, Rufus T. Firefly, is the kissing cousin of Occupier in Thief Joe of the Biden Usurpation, who is working overtime to channel Rufus.

‘Fake president, in a fake White House, receiving fake booster.’, by unknown via instagram.com, found on politifact.com[SIC] who said “Our research uncovered no evidence that the White House intended to mislead anyone by using the windows-and-white-columns background. The backdrop had already been used in one official event five days before Biden received his booster shot.” REALLY?! Despite the many protestations of ‘politifact'[SIC] they can NOT NOT NOT prove that is a real ‘the covid’ shot, and they know it. Also, Trump didn’t need a fake White House set, he just used the real White House. ‘politifact'[SIC] is the fraud, as is ‘stolen office’ Biden. Birds of a leftist feather, communism-ing together.

Duck Soup (1933) was the last of the 5 movies the then-billed ‘Four Marx Brothers’ made together as Zeppo then left the group, and it was also the last movie they made for Paramount. Today the movie is owned by Universal.

It is also the only movie that Chico (pronounced Chick-o, NOT Cheek-o; in the movies Harpo is always chasing girls around, but in real life Chico had a difficult time keeping it in his pants and was always on the prowl for chicks, aka ladies, hence the nickname) and Harpo did not play music in (piano and harp, respectively).

‘Duck Soup (2/10) Movie CLIP – The Laws of My Administration (1933) HD’, “Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx) lays out the strict rules of his country through song and dance… much to everyone’s pleasure.” The last Marx Brothers movie (of 5) filmed at Paramount.

The basic premise of the movie is that a fictional country has debt and a rich widow will fund it but insists the current President vacate office for a “fearless progressive”, who then shows up late for his first day and quickly sings about how he will abuse his new power.

This key scene begins with a discussion (that then breaks into song) between his character and that of Margaret Dumont, whom Groucho referred to as “practically the fifth Marx brother.”, obviously forgetting about Gummo…and also baby Manfred…

Dumont was in 7 of the brother’s 13 movies, and always played a rich widow that Groucho professed love for one minute and viciously insulted the next.

‘Why are democrats the party of hatred?’, by Billy_Bob, via usmessageboard.com. The only things they don’t hate are abnormal, such as themselves.

She played that type of character very well because…she was a rich widow. She had left show business in 1910 to marry a sugar heir, and only returned to acting and singing when he died in 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic.

THAT one was actually deadly, without ‘help’ from Big Pharma and ‘mandates’.

And contrary to lore, including statements from Groucho himself, claims that she did NOT understand the jokes and didn’t realize they were directed at her (in character) were false. She had a strong comedic background before working with the brothers and was NOT stupid.

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She herself said it took great effort to keep a straight face around them, as was required. Dumont described her job this way: “I’m not a stooge, I’m a straight lady. There’s an art to playing straight. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs from him.” That she did very well.

We found a site with the lyrics HERE (there are some extra verses listed that are not in the movie too), and made ONE slight correction below, which we verified by watching the scene twice. As the song goes on, please take notice of Groucho actually doing or at least mimicking things he has just forbidden…just as modern democRATs do.

‘Ahh the hypocrisy’, by unknown from imgflip.com, UL by mikeygs1000rr, via reddit.com. We all know what a real and valid election looks like. 2020 and 2022 were NOT that!
SONG BEGINS
(Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale, first line spoken, and the rest are sung:)
If it's not asking too much,
For our information, just for illustration,
Tell us how you intend to run the nation.

(Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly:)
These are the laws of my administration:
No one's allowed to smoke,
Or tell a dirty joke,
And whistling is forbidden.

(Ensemble:)
We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke.
HAIL, HAIL, FREEDONIA

(Groucho:)
If chewing gum is chewed,
The chewer is pursued,
And in the hoosegow hidden.

(Ensemble:)
If we should choose to chew,
We'll be pursued.

(Groucho:)
If any form of pleasure is exhibited,
Report to me and it will be prohibited.
I'll put my foot down; So shall it be
This is the land of the free.

The last man nearly ruined this place,
He didn't know what to do with it.
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it.

The country's taxes must be fixed,
And I know what to do with it,
If you think you're paying too much now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it.

I will not stand for anything,
That's crooked or unfair;
I'm strictly on the up and up,
So everyone beware.
If anyone's caught taking graft,
And I don't get my share,
We stand 'em up against the wall,    [that site mistakenly says "we'll" instead of "we"...]
And pop goes the weasel!

(Ensemble:)
So everyone beware,
Who's crooked or unfair;
No one must take a bit of graft,
Unless he gets his share.

(Groucho:)
If any man should come between,
A husband and his bride,
We find out which one she prefers,
By letting her decide.
If she prefers the other man,
The husband steps outside;
We stand him up against the wall,
and Pop goes the Weasel!

(Ensemble:)
The husband steps outside;
Relinquishes his bride;
We stand him up against the wall
And take him for a ride.
SONG ENDS
‘Uniting the nation against democrats’, by 9gagger, via 9gag.com. Indict Alvin Bragg NOW! HE is the one who belongs in prison!

Sound familiar? It should, because it is basically the policies of the current alt-far-left ‘Resident of Amerika’, Joe Biden. Now everything good and normal is frowned on and attacked, while perversion and evil are championed and normalized.

Leftists sexually and mentally abuse children and call it medical treatment. Everything from sports to music to beer has been twisted and subverted by the left. They already limited our freedom of movement AND assembly, and won’t hesitate to do so again.

‘roof’, by @SilentMemejority instagram.com. That woman really gets around.

In fact, the left questions every election they (despite their best efforts) fail to steal, and insists we can’t question the elections they actually succeed at stealing.

Even comedy has been ruined! We now have a guy facing 10 years in prison over a meme, but illegal alien (yes, she is, she lied to get into the USA) Ilhan Omar married her own brother AND had kids with him, yet democRATs accept that!

There are also those who believe that Joe has been replaced by a ‘body double’. Sound crazy?

“Fake biden’s”, by @LeftyCrypto via twitter.com, UL by 2020guy, via memedroid.com. They do all seem to have the same communist policies though.

Well, the left have accused Vladimir Putin, the Russian President, of the same thing! Other leaders have been accused too, both recently and in the past.

Some even question if Hitler actually died in his bunker. Regardless, ‘Joe’ doesn’t always act the same from event to event and has worn an earpiece since sometime in late 2015. The ‘dark Brandon’ nickname didn’t invent itself.

And, of course, the Biden Crime Family are the kings and queens of graft. He is also, with a little help from New York, ‘taking out’ his chief political opponent…just like Hitler and every other despot leader has done.

‘The Mirror Scene – Duck Soup (7/10) Movie CLIP (1933) HD’, “Pinky (Harpo Marx) pretends to be Firefly’s (Groucho Marx) reflection, matching his every move – until Chicolini (Chico Marx) ruins the effect.” Without the wigs (Chico and Harpo) and greasepaint (Groucho) they really did all look like…brothers. We love how when Groucho spins around Harpo realizes he can’t see him when backwards so he himself doesn’t spin. The last of 5 Marx Brothers movies made at Paramount.

Remember that they aren’t out to get Trump, he is just in the way of them getting us. Donald is an ‘inconvenient truth’, and we are now the resistance.

If we chew, then we will be pursued. Hail, hail, Freedonia! #Trump2024

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Caught In The Act!, Alt-Far-Left Both Celebrates AND Mocks Themselves Over Their Own Failed Attempt To Kill Trump

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'Got caught in the act', by Cookieslayer, via memedroid.com. Bird porn is a growing problem, it just doesn't show since most male bird types don't have a penis. The female stands still while leaning forward and making cooing noises, and since the female has no vagina (they both have a Cloaca, or Vent), the male stands on her back and tries to line up their two Vents, much like human lesbians just without the scissoring. Also, female birds have very strong backs!
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Sometimes, this stuff really does write itself. The left are now vacillating between glee over their own actions, expressing regret over the fact that they didn’t succeed, and also trying to pin their attempt on us, even via memes.

Just as we predicted too, oh when was that again…wow it was way back on Saturday when we wrote it and Sunday morning when we published it and started working on this one.

Staunch-alt-far-left-communist-democRAT-groomer-extremist-grifter-indoctrinating-gaslighting-Alinskyite-fringe-election-theft-denying-globalist-stochastic-terrorist-hate-speecher-election-stealing-gun-grabbing-sun-deniers and the existential threat America faces today, are taking turns:

1) celebrating their attempted assassination of President Donald Trump, soon to be known as ’92’ (45 + 47), just 2 days before the Republican National Convention started in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
2) being bummed out that they failed to kill him.
3) trying to claim that the shooter was one of us, which to them makes us responsible for their actions.

‘The Blues Brothers (1980) – Nazis Take a Dive Scene (3/9) | Movieclips’. From what is no doubt the greatest movie ever made…that is set in Chicago and features a blues band led by two brothers. Notice how the ‘heroes’ instigate the entire situation. As far away as they were, they couldn’t even hear what was being said, as proven by them asking the cop what was going on. Also notice that Jake saying he hates Illinois Nazis implies that he likes other kinds of Nazis.

Let’s take the last one first, just to be semi-confusing. The claim is that Thomas Matthew Crooks, a grown man of 20, was both a registered Republican and a Nazi.

There is a picture of him wearing a ‘Demolitia’ t-shirt from the ‘Demolition Ranch’ channel on YouTube, and some on the left are claiming it is an indication Crooks is a Nazi, AND that this proves he is one of us (despite us not being Nazis).

As we have explained before, the view that the political spectrum goes from (L-R) communist to democRAT to so-called moderate (actually just unwilling to make a decision), then Republican followed by Nazi is a myth (not a mister).

Nazi is an abbreviation of National Socialist, and ALL socialists are left wing, PERIOD!

‘The Blues Brothers (1980) – The Bluesmobile Does a Backflip Scene (8/9) | Movieclips’. More from what is no doubt the greatest movie ever made…about two guys who wear black suits while singing and dancing, and also avoiding penguins. You can see the cars parked just below the stretch of highway under construction as Elwood slams on the brakes, but somehow when the Nazi car goes off the same area it is taller than the (then named) Sears Tower…

The only difference between a National Socialist and a Communist (aka Global Socialists) is the scope of their leftism (National vs Global). Those same two groups fought each other over Germany about 100 years ago, with the Nazis ‘winning’, and the rest is history (not her story).

So the actual political spectrum (this time R-L), is MAGA Conservative, Conservative, conservative (lower case c), Republican, RINO (Republican In Name Only), so-called moderate (seriously, get off the fence!), old-school blue dog Democrat (there might be one left somewhere), democRATs, socialists (including the national socialist aka Nazi kind), then communists, followed by dead communists (and the more of those, the better off we all are).

What does indicate some level of derangement is paying $37.45 for that t-shirt.

‘missed it’, by a random communist, using memes.com, via reddit.com. Using Maxwell ‘Agent 86’ Smart and The Chief (head of CONTROL) from the ‘Get Smart’ TV show (1965-1970). Yes, you missed a civil war and likely death by ‘that much’. Count your blessings.

We don’t believe ‘Demolition Ranch’, which we had never heard of until now, is Nazi, but even if they were and even if Crooks was, it would just make them leftists, which disproves the leftist attempt to conflate us with them.

One mental midget on Reddit (perhaps the most leftist jerkle-circ on the interwebs) said “So I’m Guessing Trump wasn’t enough of a nazi for him?”, with a reply of “Thats my guess”, and a reply to that of “In 2021 he [Crooks. –MG] was registered as a Republican. He voted in the fall of 2022 for the last time.”

And with that we move to the second part of that last one of 3 things, which is the left claiming to have found Crooks’ voter registration which lists him as a Republican.

It isn’t as if certain states, thanks to the democRAT-RINO (Republican In Name Only, aka not actual Republicans) alliance, don’t allow democRATs to register as Republicans so they can fuck with Republican Primary results by choosing candidates for us.

Listen, we could go tomorrow (we’d do it today, but it is Sunday, and they are closed) and change our voter registration to democRAT, but that would never EVER make us an actual democRAT, because we would never EVER vote for communists or push communism. And that is lost on those 3 pole-smokers on Reddit.

[See, we told you we started this Sunday. We left that because rewriting it would be brutal. –MG]

‘attempt on my life’, by a random communist, via reddit.com. Using Emperor Sheev Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, from the Star Wars prequel films because that really drives home Trump’s attempt to take over the universe with his mystical Sith powers…

Also, those documents, as well as pictures and now video (thanks to ‘deep fake’ technology) can be manipulated. We’ve seen video clips of actors in movies they weren’t in, complete with their real voice!

To further prove being a registered Republican means nothing, we have two words for you: Paul Ryan.

And we also have another two words for you: Mitch McConnell.

Plus, there is that old saying, “Actions speak louder than words.”, which in this case translates to an assassination attempt that…here it comes…wait for it…Morrisonesque ‘pregnant pause’ ending now…trumps a piece of paper (voter registration form). Or a picture.

So, when you hear someone discussing a “public-private partnership”, just realize that THAT is socialism.

Who did ‘not see’ that coming?

‘cool’ by 9gag, via pinterest.com. “The photo of Jim Morrison on the sofa with that background (but without Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Lee!) was taken in 1967 by Gloria Stavers in her flat in NYC. The Bruce Lee pic was taken in the Ocean Terminal in Hong Kong in 1972 (originally in colour of him alone). The origin of the Jimi Hendrix photo (also alone) is unknown but is frequently sold as autographed photos on memorabilia websites. (So the pic of the three of them together is clearly photoshopped. Also, it first surfaced in 2019)” by LouiseN85. Jim and Jimi did actually know each other, but yes, this is a fake photo, and a clear example of “Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.”, aka the best advice we ever got. So, in 2024, take voter registration forms and photographs and video, with a grain of salt.

Since we don’t have anyplace else to stick it, when we mentioned the difference between a Republic (us) and a democracy[SIC] yesterday, we gave the recent UK election as an example, and we forgot to mention the recent French election.

Almost every election in France follows the same formula: the Right wins the first round, then the alt-far-left-communists always have a second round so they can join up to prevent the Right from saving France. And as an added bonus, they get a minority government (based on vote %), just like the UK has now!

The left know they fucked up, and just made it more likely Trump will win, but they are still giddy over their failed attempt, with lots of jokes about ‘just missing’, as well as lots of happiness that the attempt was finally made.

‘did you hear the news’, by a random communist, via reddit.com. Trying to be hip and cool, this is a modified version of the Vincent van Gogh painting ‘Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear’, which appears to show Trump shot in the right ear. What the mental midget on reddit failed to grasp was that when Vincent painted himself he used a mirror, and the ear that he famously cut off before painting the original picture in 1889 was his left ear. Nice try dolt!

There is one more charge (#4) being leveled though, and honestly, we did think about it during the last article, but just like ‘using a sniper’, we figured the left would never go there. That allegation is that Trump set this all up for sympathy votes.

Here is one example, also from the most leftist place on earth (Reddit), the title of the comment being “AITAH to think it was a set up that Donald Trump was shot for sympathy vote?” and their illogical reasoning was “After watching the video, it seems like it was a way to get sympathy from voters. How far would he go to get votes?”

‘every democrat right now’, by a random communist, using mematic, via reddit.com. Showing ‘Homelander’ (aka evil Superman) from the TV show ‘The Boys’ (a crapfest where superheroes are evil, just like democRATs), and his sigh of resignation that he has to accept something that he can’t change.

YES! Let that sink in. They think Trump let himself be shot, and allowed a person behind him to be murdered, somehow knowing he would survive AND that it would just be one death, and all to win an election.

The reason they think that is because THEY would do it if they were him!

What the left fails to understand, and we have to make certain they eventually ‘get it’, is that they have awoken the sleeping giant. By attempting to assassinate the founder and current leader of the MAGA movement, they will attract people to MAGA, which isn’t what they wanted, but it is what they got.

And there is no more fence sitting allowed!!

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Another democRAT Failure, Leftists Can’t Even Manage To Assassinate Donald Trump Correctly During Butler PA Rally

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'A Different Kind of Meditation', by unknown, via cheezburger.com, using 'Black Widow' from the Marvel (Disney) movies. We all know that leftists love killing (mostly babies, but they do branch out from time to time).
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The alt-far-left-communist-democRATs have been trying to ‘bring him down’ since before Donald Trump was technically up. He rode down the golden escalator at Trump Tower in New York City on June 16, 2015, and, 2 days after his 70th birthday no less, announced that he was running for President of the United States of America.

The attacks began during the announcement, and never stopped. As of 2 days ago, they included false charges, fake prosecutions, home invasions, election theft committed against him and the people of the United States, and even attacks on many of his supporters. But until yesterday, a certain line hadn’t been crossed.

‘missed’, by Devin Dickerson (devin.dickerson.963) at facebook.com. Hillary is their best ‘wet work’ strategist.

No sooner had the July 13, 2024, rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, begun than, at about the 5-minute mark, what sounded like gunshots rang out…probably because that is exactly what they were, despite TV talking heads doing their best to say they were fireworks.

Eyewitnesses said they heard between 6 and 10 total shots, and now we know it was Thomas Matthew Crooks (at age 20 a grown man despite the lamestream media already attempting to call him a child), taking a few shots at Trump, hitting him on the right side of his head by his ear, as well as hitting and killing at least one person behind Trump, but then also government snipers killing the attempted assassin as he lay on a building rooftop to Trump’s right.

‘Trump Gets Assassinated! – Who’s President Now?’, by unknown using ‘Donald Trump Kissing’ meme, from makeameme.org. And the answer is, technically, the traitor Mike Pence, since Trump/Pence won the 2020 election before having it stolen from them…partially through the actions of Pence. RINOs lead complicated lives.

For their next trick, the leftstream urinalists will attempt to say that Crooks was one of us, a genuine MAGA (Make America Great Again; which is like silver to a werewolf or a cross to a vampire or Kryptonite to Superman, where leftists are concerned) through and through. Don’t fall for any of it.

Trump survived, and it is a good thing that he did as he has unfinished business. As do we, and they hate us almost as much as they despise Trump, and want us just as dead. Believe it!

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

After the 2020 election theft, Usurper-in-thief Joe Biden has done his best to damage our Republic. And thank God it is a Republic, because look at the complete mess that true minority party governments create. There is a long list, which will soon include, among other places, the recent elections in the United Kingdom (UK), aka Merely-Adequate Britain.

Or is it ‘Nearly-Adequate’…? It doesn’t really matter, it simply isn’t ‘Great’ anymore.

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

In the UK just under 60% of the people voted, which is 40% less than 100% for those who practice comm(unist)on core ‘math’, and with just 33.7% of the total votes cast, the Labour Party will now control 411 of the 650 seats in the House of Commons (or 63.231%) and the Prime Ministership.

THAT is a ‘democracy'[SIC], and no fucking thank you!

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

A one-third party controlling two-thirds of the government makes ZERO sense. In fact, it is quite an insane concept.

What makes less sense than that though, is those who have been calling Biden ‘president’ for the last 4 years. He is ‘resident’ at best. You do NOT steal the U.S. Presidency, you win it. He did NOT win it. democRATs invented brand-new ways of voting and used the communist-Chinese COVID virus to justify using them.

Series of 4 from fallout.fandom.com, by The Mechanical Menace (#1, 3 and 4; the blue ones), and The Appalachian (#2; the white one), using ‘Gru explains’ meme. “Here’s an educational meme, from a series I’ve started that I like to call, “How not to kill a U.S president, with Gru.””–from first one.

And what makes even less sense than that, is allowing the left to get away with attempting to kill Donald Trump.

To be VERY clear, we aren’t calling for violence! We are, however, accepting of the fact that the violence the left have long deserved is getting closer to becoming a reality for them.

‘Repercussions’, by us, using ‘assassination chain meme template’ from imgflip.com, with watermark via PicFont.com. Actions have consequences. Fuck around and find out.

We have suffered loss recently, and may again soon. That kept us from writing, but even before the events of yesterday, we were preparing to return. The site was renewed, and the country still needs saving, so…see you there!

‘Raylan vs Boon – Scene | Justified | FX’, “Raylan and Boon face off for one final showdown.” — ‘Justified’ (2010-2015) is an excellent show, and highly recommended. Boon was a character introduced with just 5 episodes left in the 6 year, 78 episode run. With his 5-man mercenary team wiped out, season 6 villain Avery Markham (Sam Elliott), a marijuana kingpin with his sites set on Harlan County, hires psychopathic marksman Boon (Jonathan Tucker), who in turn decides to make things personal with Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), resulting in a climactic gunfight on a stretch of highway just as Raylan attempted to take a criminal and her stolen millions back to Lexington. Leftists are like Boon, and MAGA is like Raylan.

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'get along' by unknown from icanhascheezburger.com, via The Why Can't We All Just Get Along @The-Why-Cant-We-All-Just-Get-Along-100066711369875 on facebook.com. We would be happy getting along, but what the left means by that is doing what they say 24/7/365, so no.
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People often ask what would Jesus do? He isn’t around to field the inquiry, so the best way to make an educated guess is to see how he dealt with people he disagreed with or felt were disrespectful during his own time on Earth. This will serve as our ‘counter-programming’ to the O’Biden Usurpation’s speech last night, and the coverage of same everywhere else.

So, while everyone else is discussing Joe, the pedophile election thief who illegally occupies the Oval Office, and how his policies have been designed from day one (January 20, 2021, at noon) to destroy the U.S. economy, of which he has done a great job of following through on, we will instead strive for peaceful coexistence via tried and true methods Jesus himself employed just over two millennia ago.

‘Jesus In The Temple’, by satyricon, via imgflip.com. Attention leftists, our safe space is Earth.

During Resident in Thief Joe Biden‘s angry speech, which was reminiscent of Adolph Hitler, he ignored his own crimes as well as those of his blatantly and obviously guilty son, Hunter (who according to him is the ‘most innocentest’ person ever), described the open Southern border as closed, said that high prices are low and reasonable, and claimed that the wars he is funding aren’t his fault.

Despite Joe also turning the FBI into his own personal Gestapo, we will focus on emulating our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Among other things, the left has subverted religion for their own purposes. They lie about Jesus and try to convince people that he’s some kind of hippie, just as they lie about science (‘the trans’ turned them into DNA deniers and the climate hoax turned them into Sun deniers).

‘would tell him’, by Catholic Memes @CatholicMemebase, via facebook.com. And you could never convince them otherwise either.

The 1999 film ‘Dogma’, by Kevin Smith (who left Catholicism after his dog died, claiming he then realized it had no religion…), even featured a segment on ‘Buddy Christ’.

Jesus isn’t your buddy, or your friend, or your pal. He was sent here to lead you home to The Father (actually, “Our Father, Who art in heaven”). As part of not being your chum, Jesus didn’t have to suck up to you or worry about what you think. He wasn’t here to ask for your opinion, or to get your permission. Instead, he was on a mission, which in hindsight seems impossible, much like the 2nd part of ‘Dead Reckoning’ (recently delayed again).

“Jesus Gets Angry | The Life of Jesus | #5”, by Jesus.net @ThelifeofJesus from youtube.com. This isn’t about coins or interest, it is about a general disrespect for, and refusal to abide by, proper behavior.

Jesus had a very specific message, and while most people tend to focus on the ‘turn the other cheek’ part, and ignore the rest, he was quite clear that the physical was not to be your focus, but rather the spiritual was. You can’t take your car or money with you when you die. Plus, the left will be taxing whoever inherits it.

No, Jesus rejected certain behavior and people, and set limits on behavior. Here is how the original ‘Fab Four’ described one particular event proving that ‘hippie Jesus’ is an illusion:

“Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV).

‘today’, by Hikmat Hanna from facebook.com, via pinterest.com. That love the sinner and hate the sin stuff got us ‘the trans’ and now many of our boys are dick-less and many of our girls are breast-less.

“So they came to Jerusalem. Then Jesus went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. And He would not allow anyone to carry wares through the temple. Then He taught, saying to them, “Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all nations’? But you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’” And the scribes and chief priests heard it and sought how they might destroy Him; for they feared Him, because all the people were astonished at His teaching.” –Mark 11:15-18 NKJV.

“Then He went into the temple and began to drive out those who bought and sold in it, saying to them, “It is written, ‘My house is a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’ ”” –Luke 19:45-46 NKJV.

“Now the Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables. And He said to those who sold doves, “Take these things away! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Then His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for Your house has eaten Me up.”” –John 2:13-17 NKJV.

‘out of gum’, by unknown, via belovedspear.org. That site is run by someone who does not like what Jesus did. Jesus needs more gum or a smaller Temple. The inspiration for this meme is obviously the movie below…

Does that sound lovey-dovey? Is that cheek-turning, in any way? Have you ever seen a hippie do that?

Those are the actions of someone whose level of tolerance has been tested and exceeded. While he didn’t go ‘John Wick’ on them (note the lack of pencils or bullets), they also didn’t steal Christ’s car and kill his puppy right after his wife died. All they did was disrespect and dishonor the House of God. Lucky them!

“They Live (1988) – Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (4/10) | Movieclips”, by Universal, from Movieclips @MOVIECLIPS from youtube.com. One of the best movie scenes ever, and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper improvised the best line in it!

Some claim that (overall) Jesus was too rigid and nationalistic. Biden even gave a Christmas address where he didn’t even mention Jesus at all! Others claim that what Jesus did in the Temple violated “economic freedom” and “the free market”, which is communist claptrap.

Actually, Jesus just said you couldn’t do that in God’s House, just like you shouldn’t eat in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen. There is a place for everything, and that wasn’t appropriate in a Temple.

In fact, if you do a search for ‘hippie Jesus meme’ you can see the effort that delusional leftists who are pushing that specific concept have gone to. Remember that anything hippie-ish that Jesus said was uttered BEFORE he was crucified (for doing nothing wrong).

‘cleansing’, by virago81, via imgflip.com. To be fair, only 2 of the 4 Gospels listed a whip being used.

Speaking of someone innocent who is being punished (repeatedly), right before President Donald John Trump left office, gasoline was well under two dollars a gallon (we actually saw it under $1.70 but had almost a full tank at the time).

The USA had ZERO wars during Trump’s 4 years in office, and ISIS (which Obama said we had to learn to live with after he created and armed it, via the Iraqi military…more on this soon, but not today) was destroyed, AND Donald convinced North Korean ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un to stop acting a fool, which democRATs, MSM and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only, AKA not actual Republicans, AKA basically democRATs) said was impossible.

“Hipster Jesus”, by unknown from memegenerator.net, UL by Z. via knowyourmeme.com. This is the image used in the movie ‘Dogma’. We need Jesus Vs. Satan in a TLC (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) match!

For our Republic to survive (no, democRATs, MSM and Tucker Carlson…who we otherwise like, we are NOT a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch; we have always been a Constitutional or Representative Republic, which is proven by the Electoral College and Senate filibuster, which are both designed to prevent tyranny of the majority, AKA ‘democracy’) we need Trump back right now!

Wow, is that a lot of material between those parentheses!

“Well, it surely took A LOT to make Jesus this angry…”, ‘WHEN SOMEONE MAKES YOU ANGRY, KEEP CALM AND THINK OF WHAT JESUS WOULD DO; BUT REMEMBER THAT THROWING TABLES UPSIDE DOWN AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH A WHIP IS A POSSIBILITY’, by VespaDue, via imgflip.com. Speaking of being fair, at 50% you round up.

Things can improve. They will get better. They kind of have to. And the one person who is intent on doing that is the same one being persecuted and lied about. They stole his 2nd term, and we can’t let them steal his 3rd (2nd served).

Regardless, our sincere hope is that by better understanding democRATs we can all learn to coexist peacefully. So, please, step up. Lead the way, and join us in telling the left about our goal: Forgiveness Ultimately Causes Kindness Obviously Foregoing Fighting, or F.U.C.K.O.F.F. for short.

“Van Halen – Right Now (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]”, from For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991). Perhaps the reason that they all four go into the men’s room together at the end has something to do with the music video being exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds long…? It is a good song though.

Be the first in your area to get the disrespectful (democRATs) to F.U.C.K.O.F.F., because the truth is, only then will we be able to truly Make America Great Again! It is what Jesus would want. We know that because of the Gospels.

“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.” –Matthew 10:34 NKJV

NOTE: We didn’t even bother to watch, or read about, the speech last night, since we had seen Joe’s act before and already knew what he would say.

‘coexist?!’, by unknown, found online. As luck would have it we re-found this meme (found July of 2023) on our system about 13 hours after this article went live. Better late than never.

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