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Fourth Hire Jobless Communists, Reality Shed’s Emergency Guide For Getting An Alt-Far-Left TV ‘News’ Network Commenced

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You’ve got this great idea to cater to the left wing market for news and you’ve conveniently never heard of FakeNewsCNN (which firing Brian ‘POE-TAE-TOE’ Stelter won’t fix if you don’t fire the rest too, Discovery) or PMSDNC (AKA MSNBC) but you just can’t figure out how to get started. Well we in the shed have your back. Well not literally as we can’t stand you, but we do have a plan you can follow and it isn’t even mostly ours.

Imagine you are Rockstar. No not the video game company, the energy drink maker. That isn’t it? Okay imagine you are Onstar, the car service. Still not the one? Oh Nexstar, the media group! Okay, them. So you are Nexstar and you’ve actually just completed step 7 of 9. Let’s review the process.

You’ve already done the easy steps like having an agenda and a boatload of money, buying ‘superstation’ WGN (in 2019) and changing its name to WGN America, then buying up smaller left wing ‘news’ properties (such as TheShill, AKA The Hill, and also weirdly 75% of the CW) to merge with WGN America. Then you hired lefties to fully staff your behemoth’s ‘news’ team with true believers…in your agenda…which again is communism. You even hired an imported one (Canadian commie Ashleigh ‘rat’ Banfield was brought in January 2021), followed by known leftist legal thug Dan ‘weasel’ Abrams (who joined in July 2021).

Ashleigh Banfield devours stories, via wikipedia.org

That brings you to pretending you aren’t what you really are, which means leftism couched in reasonableness. So you make claims such as you are a “trusted source” and your “breaking news” is “delivered from the heartland” which is “where engaged citizens get news” and your news “represents the full range of perspectives across the country” and is a “source for unbiased U.S. news” that is “fact-based” and “America’s source for unbiased new” which obviously makes you “an unbiased national news cable network” filled with “veteran journalists” that still “draws on the local market, regional and national expertise” of “5,400 local journalists in 110 local newsrooms across the country”. What a load of bullshit.

Then since you thrive on shutting down alternate (AKA correct, patriotic, realistic, non-communist) points of view (so that only your message is heard) you remove* comment sections from your web sites and also push allegedly sound ideas such as taking untested death shots because they are good for you, or staying at home a year for safety, or that cloth is magical, or your kids are better off when the state makes decisions for them.

Dan Abrams focuses on an interview subject via animalia.bio

Now you change the name again and while the ‘news’ part is self evident (at least to strive for it), putting it first doesn’t make you better than anyone else doing ‘news’. The real problem though is calling yourself a ‘nation’ which is a bit grandiose. Better to start off as a territory or commonwealth or state, just like in reality you wouldn’t name yourself a skyscraper or mall or office building to start with.

We finally reach the current step, #7. In August 2022, they have hired CNN reject Chris ‘Fredo’ Cuomo who gets great ratings…when Trump is President AND it is an election year, but is morally a bottomless pit. They expect him to increase their primetime ratings (current average just 50,000 with 8,000 from the all-important 25-54 demographic advertisers covet, despite being a “national news and entertainment cable network reaching 75 million television households across the United States” which is roughly the same as Fox News Channel). CNN is worst of the ‘big three’ and does 762,000 and 190,000 in those, with MSNBC getting 1.2 million and 136,000, and #1 Fox News getting 2.4 million and 375,000 despite denying election theft and pushing the same lockdowns, masks and distancing the communists did.

Chris Cuomo arriving to sign his contract, Paramount Pictures ‘The Godfather’ by Maggie Weatherwax via quotesgram.com

Chris was fired in December 2021 after a law firm hired by CNN investigated his activities relating to conversations he had with his disgraced former New York Governor Andrew’s legal team. Andrews had been credibly accused of sexual harassment my many women. He had told his brother to stand his ground and not resign, which is the opposite advice he gives to victims of criminals (like his brother) and terrorists (like BLM and ANTIFA). He also told his brother to push back on cancel culture, despite canceling the culture of Americans regularly.

Cuomo says that “I’ve been jealous of you while I’ve been away watching. And I want to help. I want to find a way to help people. I’m going to come to NewsNation. And I want to build something special here. I want to work with Dan and work with the team here. They’ve got great people here who really hungry to make a difference in ways that I think matter. I have decided that I can’t go back to what people see as the big game. I don’t think I can make a difference there. I think we need insurgent media.” Yet some at ‘newsnation’ are angry Fredo is there and that they are being asked to stop promoting their own shows and only promote him.

Dan greets Chris upon his hiring, Paramount Pictures ‘The Godfather: Part II’ by AD123188 via youtube.com

Now you get low ratings, which is a given as nobody sane likes to be preached to or ridiculed and freedom is precious to real Americans. But you still call it a win as the left never admits they are wrong, it is always that communism just hasn’t been done properly yet.

You are there. You have finished all 9 steps and can bask in the glow, or whatever is generated by ‘green energy’. You:
1) have an agenda and a boatload of money
2) bought WGN and changed the name to WGN America
3) bought up a lot of smaller left wing ‘news’ properties to merge with WGN America
4) hired jobless communists
5) pretended to be unbiased but shut down commenting on your web sites
6) changed the name again to NewsNation
7) hired even more jobless communists
8) got low ratings
9) called it a win despite wasting money and not convincing anyone who wasn’t already a communist to become one

And staff can all stop worrying about Chris being the “big swinging dick”, because to those of us firmly entrenched in reality you are all big dicks. Congratulations!

*When Nexstar bought TheShill they removed the Disqus comment section, which honestly was a fucking pit of blackness and threats of death against Conservatives anyway, for which their ‘Mods’ feigned ignorance even when you pointed them right to the fucking message saying Republicans should all be lined up and shot in the head. Hopefully you ‘Mod’ fucks are now out of work.

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Hateful Racism Actually, Movie Director Takes Dump On Own Flick As War On Whites Allows No ‘Safe Space’ Or ‘Refuge’

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'Truth!', template of scene from 'Love Actually' (2003) Universal Pictures, meme by us. Whites are a minority everywhere except white-founded countries, which the left is working to change.
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The globalist left (MSM, democRATs and RINOs) are SO openly racist now that they are even hiring hispanics to be ‘White Nationalists’. We’ll discuss that next time, but when someone has an obviously hispanic last name and is still pushed as White, you know leftists are committed to their lie. And a nationalist is simply someone who loves their country above all others. Nobody has a problem with yellow nationalist Xi Jinping of communist China.

Which brings us to Richard Curtis, an obviously sub-human left-wing piece of trash, who has decided that his movie FROM ALMOST TWO DECADES AGO, ‘Love Actually’ (2003), isn’t ‘diverse’ {sic} enough.

That word USED to mean “showing a great deal of variety; very different”, but the DNA-denying alt-far-left have changed it to mean “including or involving people from a range of different social and ethnic backgrounds and of different genders, sexual orientations, etc.” DNA is still “settled science”.

‘Truth Too!’, template of scene from ‘Love Actually’ (2003) Universal Pictures, meme by us. Virtually no whites in India, Nigeria, Mexico, Japan, Iran and MANY other countries. Left = crickets.

First a little bit of Hollyweird math. The listed budget for that movie was $40-45 million, so we’ll call that $42.5 million. They rarely list the marketing, which is NEVER included in the budget…EVER. It varies but is usually about 50% the size of the budget, so we’ll go with $21.25 million, or $63.75 million out of pocket before any tickets are sold.

The official box office is listed as $246.8 million. The dirty little secret is that theaters get roughly half of that, so $123.4 million in this case. That means a $59.65 million profit, before home video and streaming, on a $63.75 million upfront investment.

“Love Actually is a Christmas movie. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Love Actually is a Die Hard movie?”, by MacoTeat, via reddit.com

If you could get back almost $2 for every $1 you invested, you would do so. This movie was a success! The theaters were happy. The actors and others who made it were happy. And the studio was happy. Everyone made money! So why is the director now complaining…19 years later?

He claims the movie now is “out of date” and “the lack of diversity makes me feel uncomfortable and a bit stupid”. This is a movie made right before the 2003 release. According to the 2001 UK census ‘population demographics’, there was a 58,789,194 ‘resident population’ which was 92.14% white at the time (85.67% White British + White (other) 5.27% + White Irish 1.2%).

“Love actually afte 17 years”, by miklasovak, via 9gag.com. Yes, the title was missing the ‘r’. Boo yourself, it is still true. RIP Alan.

Next on the list for the UK was Indian at 1.8% and then Pakistani at 1.3% (both considered Asian). Then less than 5% of the population was anything else. And since the cast was predominantly White, Curtis made a movie that looked like the country it was set in.

“There are things you’d change but, thank God, society is changing”, asshat McCuckface added. Curtis is a massive fan of the ‘great replacement’ (HERE, HERE and HERE), obviously. But other than lurching left, how much did things really change?

“Yes, It’s True: There’s Only A Five-Year Age Gap Between Sam And Juliet From ‘Love Actually'”, by Leigh, via ruinmyweek.com.She was born March 26, 1985, and he was born May 16, 1990. Movie released November 3, 2003 (obviously filmed before that).

A study of UK population demographics for 2022 shows a population of 67,850,000, with the breakdown being 87.1% White, 7.0% Asian, 3.0% Black, 2.0% Mixed, 0.9% others. So, in 19 years up about 9 million people, but the white (AKA native) population dropped just over 5%.

The one black actor in the main cast, Chiwetel Ejiofor (‘Baron Mordo’ of the Marvel ‘Doctor Strange’ movies), played ‘Peter’, the guy who married (then) jail-bait actress Keira Knightley’s character ‘Juliet’ who still gets a visit by Peter’s friend and best-man ‘Mark’, played by future ‘The Walking Dead’ star Andrew Lincoln.

“Love Actually but with a cat (OwlKitty Parody)”, by OwlKitty, via YouTube.com. Of course he is saying that to a black cat…KIDDING, OwlKittey is adorable! We loves cats…but we can’t eat a whole one. They are just jokes, folks.

Mark tells her of his true feelings for her via a series of ready-made cue cards. Juliet and Peter had thought Mark hated her, but the reality was he acted cold towards her out of “self-preservation”.

Curtis added, “There is such extraordinary love that goes on every minute in so many ways [in life], all the way around the world, and makes me wish my film was better.” There was NOTHING wrong with your movie, ma’am. Remember YOU belong to a true minority and need to stop being a leftist stooge and represent! “Enough. Enough now.” –Mark walking away after Juliet kisses his cheek at end of the ‘signs’ scene.

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Reality Shed’s Weekly Meme Diary (WMD), November 06 2022 to November 19 2022

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Wait, isn’t that 14 days? Upper Respiratory Tract Infection. Didn’t write many articles. Didn’t do many memes. Finally feeling like a human being again. Here we are. Now the memes…

November 06, Sunday
none

November 07, Monday
none

November 08, Tuesday
none

November 09, Wednesday
none

November 10, Thursday
none

November 11, Friday
JUST IN! Breaking news on Adam Silver!
Opinions aren’t dangerous, even incorrect or offensive ones. And no topic should be unquestionable. Too bad Kyrie ended up giving in to their demands.

November 12, Saturday
none

END OF WEEK 1 OF 2

November 13, Sunday
Bloated wart hog pretends guns work differently.
He is desperately trying to stay out of prison by feigning ignorance and given his fame it will probably work.

November 14, Monday
Mitch McConnell followed Paul Ryan’s 2018 example and handed power to democRATs.
We will repeat what we were down-voted on Breitbart for saying, there is no proof Mitch’s wife isn’t from communist China and he is for sure owned by them.

AND

THIS guy is a globalist shill out to destroy America.
Paul was never what we were told he was, and neither was his 2012 running mate Mitt.

November 15, Tuesday
Jeff Saturday in the park, I think it was Colts on the road at Raiders…
Do we think he should have gotten to jump the line on head coaching? No. But we don’t own a team and he did manage a win in his first game. Just barely (by 1 point) just lost his second game too…

November 16, Wednesday
Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy bends the knee to BLM Marxism.
Fun Fact: Their chicken is coated with 22 things, including…”Dimethylpolysiloxane – The main ingredient in Silly Putty is used as an anti-foaming agent in their cooking oil. This substance was also commonly used as a filler fluid in breast implants, which is being phased out due to safety concerns, but supposedly it’s “safe” to eat. It also can be preserved by formaldehyde according to the FDA.”

November 17, Thursday
none

November 18, Friday
none

November 19, Saturday
none

END OF WEEK 2 OF 2

Mis-remembered when numbering that last one. There was NO #05 for the second week. Oops!

Prior two efforts HERE and HERE.

A few of these were made using imgflip.com (they are watermarked as such).

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No Safe Space For Christians, Alt-Far-Left Insist ‘Great American Family’ Network Ruin Itself Just As Hallmark Did

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The left’s war on normality continues. Apparently, they are allowed to infiltrate and infect every aspect of your life, but if you resist or dare to find or create alternatives for things they have destroyed or are currently destroying, you will be tracked down and harassed until you capitulate.

It has been almost three years now since ‘Hallmark Channel’ announced they would push sin as normal (AKA include gay stuff in their allegedly wholesome programming), and as their ‘talent’ contracts began to expire, many of them decided it was time to take leave of the once family-friendly series of related channels.

Enter ‘Great American Family‘, which began life years ago as ‘Great American Country’ (a country music channel established by ‘Jones Radio Network’), before being purchased by ‘Scripps Networks’, then sold to ‘Discovery Inc.’. Then, as part of the merger with ‘Warner Media’, Discovery sold off GAC to an investment group including Bill Abbott, who is the former President and CEO of Crown Media Family Networks, which owns Hallmark.

The acronym GAC has now changed to ‘Great American Channels’ as they will have multiple (Great American Family and Great American Living are the two that Great American Media has in place now), similar to Hallmark. So that makes it an attractive place for the former Hallmark’ers to resume producing actual true real proper family-friendly (and faith-based) programming.

Former Hallmark stars Candace Cameron Bure and Danica McKellar, both now with Great American Family. by unknown, via godtv.com

Candace Cameron Bure, originally known for her role on ‘Full House’ (1987-1995) and its continuation, ‘Fuller House’ (2016-2020), but more recently as ‘Aurora Teagarden’ (among other characters) on Hallmark, is the biggest name, as she not only will act and produce but will also take on an executive role at GAC, overseeing and curating programming.

But she isn’t the only one signing up. Danica McKellar, perhaps best known as ‘Winnie Cooper’ in ‘The Wonder Years’ (1988-1993) and an actual math genius…the “Chayes–McKellar–Winn theorem” is partly named after her, also joined as did Lori Loughlin…who did her crime (college admissions scandal) and served her time, along with a host of others.

But it is Candace who is taking all of the grief online, as being the most visible makes her the biggest and best target. It runs in the family as her older brother and fellow actor Kirk Cameron has been outspoken about his Christian beliefs for years, and has taken heat for it too.

The comments online on social(IST) media sites or comment sections on articles about her are filled with hate and double standards, accusing her of the behavior they are actually doing (such as being a nazi, a hypocrite, and being pro KKK, among other things).

Entire Christmas 2022 schedule for GAC, by unknown, via tvshowsace.com

Even her former ‘middle sister’ from ‘Full House’ and ‘Fuller House’, actress Jodie Sweetin, attacked Bure. But Jodie has admitted drug and alcohol addictions since the original show ended, and does espouse alt-far-left beliefs. Sweetin was even thrown to the ground by police after charging their ‘line’ during a June, 2022, protest over her ‘right’ to kill babies.

We talked prior about the left going after Christians and Christmas (HERE, HERE, and HERE), but you can’t have a Christmas movie without acknowledging Christ. Candace knows that, saying “My heart wants to tell stories that have more meaning and purpose and depth behind them. I knew that the people behind Great American Family were Christians that love the Lord and wanted to promote faith programming and good family entertainment.”

She also said, “I think that Great American Family will keep traditional marriage at the core.” But she did hedge a bit by adding, “It’s certainly the year 2022, so we’re aware of the trends. There’s no whiteboard that says, ‘Yes, this’ or ‘No, we’ll never go here.’” Apparently, Abbott has indicated they may add programming in the future focusing on other faiths and beliefs, but for now the intent is to focus on Christianity and themes friendly to that.

‘Christmas time is great…’, by unknown, from instagram, via distractify.com

Candace responded to the hate, saying “All of you know me, know beyond question that I have great love and affection for all people. It absolutely breaks my heart that anyone would ever think I intentionally would want to offend and hurt anyone. It saddens me that the media is often seeking to divide us, even around a subject as comforting and merry as Christmas movies. But, given the toxic climate in our culture right now, I shouldn’t be surprised. We need Christmas more than ever.”

Adding, “I am a devoted Christian, which means that I believe that every human being bears the image of God. Because of that, I am called to love all people, and I do. If you know me, you know that I am a person who loves fiercely and indiscriminately. My heart yearns to build bridges and bring people one step closer to God, to love others well, and to simply be a reflection of God’s huge love for all of us.”

She concluded with, “To the members of the media responsible for using this opportunity to fan flames of conflict and hate, I have a simple message: I love you anyway. To those who hate what I value and who are attacking me online: I love you. To those who have tried to assassinate my character: I love you. To everyone reading this, of any race, creed, sexuality, or political party, including those who have tried to bully me with name calling, I love you.”

‘What Mariah Carey wants…’, by unknown, from instagram, via distractify.com

Contrary to strong opinion, Jesus did not actually say “Love the sinner; hate the sin”, but he did say that it isn’t hateful to tell someone they are sinning, and also not a loving thing to leave them stuck in sin. Sin is contrary to God’s nature and is not to be excused, it is to be hated. You show a sinner respect by praying for them, not by accepting their sin as normal.

There is no such thing as being ‘inclusive’ of sin. Too many believe Jesus was some kind of hippy, when the cleansing of the Temple event disproves that. He was anything but tolerant of the money-changers and sales people setting up shop there and turning God’s house of prayer into a marketplace.

The left took Hallmark, after Abbott left, without a struggle. They also pretend to be like us, but are not. They now turn their attention to GAC. Leftists destroy everything that they touch, so don’t let them touch you.

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