Move Over Mike, ‘Michelle’ Obama Isn’t The Only Former First ‘Lady’ With A Secret Hidden In Their Pants

Yes, it is Hillary Clinton, and no, it isn’t a ‘Snuke’. Blame her for just saying that the explanation for why she wears those pantsuits is that years ago (1995) photographers took unflattering pictures of her with her legs not crossed properly, then again some time later from below her as she was coming down some stairs. First, she would have been approximately 48 years old, so I don’t think anything nefarious was going on, and second, her calling it “So creepy.” is a case of pot, kettle, black.

But that is a bullshit excuse anyway. We looked and found a grand total of ONE picture of Margaret Thatcher, the first female Prime Minister of Britain (1979-1990), wearing ‘trousers’ (August, 1982). She was photographed at least as often if not more, and from the same angles doing a lot of the same things and she had no such issues.

Hillary is in fact a “narcissistic loony toon”* who belittled and demeaned anyone who her husband came into sexual contact with, including: Paula Jones (sexual harassment), Juanita Broaddrick (rape), Kathleen Willey (sexually assaulted), and Monica Lewinsky (admitted affair after being caught when committed perjury with Federal grand jury; he is also guilty of mutual sexual abuse of a cigar with her which is punishable by 5-10 years in a humidor) among MANY others.

Hillary herself had a rumored affair with Vince Foster (deputy White House counsel for the first 6 months of Bill Clinton’s first term), who she had worked with prior at the Rose Law Firm in Little Rock, Arkansas. Vince famously left the White House to run a quick errand and, after telling people he would be right back and telling them he had left a food snack to share in his office, ended up dead in Fort Marcy Park from a gunshot wound to the head. It was ruled a suicide and the gun he allegedly used was found under him and there was NO blood in the dirt anywhere under or around his body. Neat trick!

She also managed to have Webster Hubbell’s lovechild (AKA Chelsea ‘Clinton’). Webster later took the fall for her over the Whitewater scandal and did prison time for that. Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton fathered at least one child out of wedlock himself, Danney Williams, almost 6 years younger than Chelsea and technically not related since they share no parents.

The known liars at ‘snopes’ claim that DNA testing was done and disproved his claim, but Wikipedia says it was at best a “partial analysis” and that would never hold up in a paternity suit that went to court, so fuck the proven liars at ‘snopes’ (our motto is “Just say nopes to snopes!”).

The Clintons also somehow managed to turn investigative reporter David Brock (who had written many stories and books about their scandals) both gay and leftist after he had spent years being straight and right of center. Neat trick #2!

Just last night we saw someone on our side (right of center) post a meme stating that democRATs had filibustered the 1964 Civil Rights Bill for 75 days. Actually the entire Bill process took 60 days and the still record filibuster by Strom Thurmond (at that time still a democRAT) was 24 hours and 18 minutes, which we stated and hoped they would clear up as people were liking and reposting the disinformation, which we also pointed out is what democRATs do and we are better than that.

In that vein, we will clear up two other misunderstandings our side is guilty of repeating. BleachBit, despite the name, is software (and free) and “deletes unnecessary files to free valuable disk space, maintain privacy, and remove junk. … Beyond simply erasing junk files, BleachBit wipes free disk space (to hide previously deleted files for privacy…) and securely shreds arbitrary files.” So, like a lot of other tools, it is mainly used for good but can be turned to evil purposes (as Hillary had done for her).

Also the alleged ‘disbarment’ of the Clinton’s and Obama’s. According to old news stories, Bill Clinton was “disbarred”, but newer news stories (and so-called fact checkers) claim it was a temporary (5-year) suspension. Regardless, he never sought reinstatement and is not practicing law. Hillary Clinton’s law license was suspended in 2002 by the ‘Arkansas Continuing Legal Education Board’ (CLE) for not meeting their requirements. She paid a reinstatement fee in 2019 and the CLE did reinstate her, but it doesn’t appear she is practicing law.

Barack Obama last registered to practice in 2008 (the year he ran for president, against Hillary, then John McCain AKA McStain AKA MyBane), but his current status is given as “retired”, with a note saying he is not allowed to practice law or provide pro bono services. ‘Michelle’ Obama last registered in 1993, and ‘she’ is on “voluntarily inactive” status and not authorized to practice law.

Which brings us back to Hillary and her attacking President Donald Trump over her own email crimes (standard Alinsky tactic). She has been in a back and forth with Jonathan Turley (a Democrat, NOT democRAT; meaning he still thinks the party has redeeming qualities, but he is fair on issues and calls out his own side…as we just did with RINO scum McCain, may he burn in hell).

On September 6, 2022, Hillary tweeted “I can’t believe we’re still talking about this, but my emails… As Trump’s problems continue to mount, the right is trying to make this about me again. There’s even a ‘Clinton Standard.’ The fact is that I had zero emails that were classified.” No you lying bitch, you DID have those and had them deleted, then the area of the hard drive that contained them was randomly written over (with BleachBit) then destroyed with a hammer. That is NOT the same as never having them. And when two or more people are involved in an email conversation, everyone will have to do that to destroy all traces of it (difficult to coordinate).

Hillary also tweeted “Comey admitted he was wrong after he claimed I had classified emails. Trump’s own State Department, under two different Secretaries, found I had no classified emails.” and “That’s right: ZERO. By contrast, Trump has hundreds of documents clearly marked classified, and the investigation just started.” First it is a frame job not an investigation. Second, President Trump had empty folders marked classified. And third, as President, he declassified the information that was prior contained in those folders LONG before the RAID** by the G̶e̶s̶t̶a̶p̶o̶ FBI. Plus, those boxes were ALL packed by the General Services Administration (GSA), not Trump or anyone who worked for him. Get your facts straight!

Which brings us to the actual reason for the first of her recent lies: the pantsuits (and shoes too) are because of and to hide physical traits that embarrass her. Dolly Kyle, who was Bill’s lover for decades, says he met Hillary at Yale and she became his financial provider. “Hillary’s role of providing financial security for Billy was part of her motivation for the series of financial crimes (yes, crimes) that she committed over the decades. Hillary was upholding her part of the deal to get Billy elected president, after which it would be her turn to be the first woman in the Oval Office.”, Dolly said.

“Billy and Hillary Clinton continue to be lying, cheating, manipulative, scratching, clawing, ruthlessly aggressive, insatiably ambitious politicians who are giving public service a bad name – and nothing about them has changed in the past forty-plus years, except that they have deluded more and more people.”, Dolly continued.

“The Clintons and their misled supporters have rewritten history to suit their political agenda, which is to get votes to get power to get money to get more power to get more money. The Clintons’ vicious cycle of intertwining greed and power addictions will have no limit, unless someone stands up and announces, ‘The emperor has no clothes!”, Dolly concluded.

We didn’t even get into all of the people the Clintons have had killed, so for the most amazing list of the victims of the Clinton Crime Family you will ever find, check out ‘The Clinton Body Count‘ page at ‘What Really Happened’ (which contains a PDF and GIF version as well as the full web page of victims). And a quick thank you to them for linking to an early article here, as that helped encourage us to keep going.

*Hillary actually said that about Monica Lewinsky before the stained blue dress proof.

**Also covered here, here, and here.