We Have No Bananas Today, Joe Biden and democRATs Change USA Into Worlds First ‘Ice Cream Republic’



Biden ice cream, reddit, by PsBattle -AND- Pelosi ice cream, realclearpolitics, tweet from Nancy Antoinette, via retweet by Brad 'wife abusing RINO' Parscale. Merged by me.
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YESTERDAY, August 8, 2022, a date which will live in infamy the 45th President of the United States of America Donald Trump and the ‘Make America Great Again’ (MAGA) movement was suddenly and deliberately attacked by FBI forces of the democRAT Biden Usurpation.

The United States and MAGA were at peace with that Entity and, at the solicitation of democRATs, was still in conversation with its Usurpation and its Usurper in Thief looking toward the maintenance of peace in North America. Indeed, at 7pm EST after FBI thugs had commenced their invasion of the peaceful oasis of Mar-A-Lago, the Usurpation’s head of their INjustice Department delivered to MAGA and our representative (Trump) a search warrant. And while this warrant stated that they sought classified documents it was useless as the documents had been declassified over 18 months ago.

Pre-invasion at the lovely Mar-A-Lago Club, from maralagoclub.com web site.

Okay I am done playing. We must now thoroughly and utterly destroy Democrats AT THE BALLOT BOX November 8, 2022, AND if you are able to do so please volunteer to work elections going forward so that the voting is “safe, legal and rare (as in one vote per person)”, with proper state-issued photo ID or Driver’s License, signature matched, and on paper. For fun ask a Democrat why local Board of Elections have all of our signatures on file if not to match against our election day signature and watch them go all deer in the headlights.

From Nancy Pelosi (AKA Nazi Piglozi) and her dual freezer $25,000 set up with $8 a pint gourmet chocolate ice cream, to Joe Biden (AKA Joke Bitem) and his non-stop trips to get ice cream, democRATs have changed the United States of America into the worlds first ‘Ice Cream Fauxpublic’. We can’t protect the U.S. border, the illegal aliens Dems bring in aren’t tested OR ‘vaxxed for Covid, and on and on, but Dems can send BILLIONS to Ukraine and just hired 87,000 new IRS agents (for an agency known to have stockpiled millions of rounds of ammo). We have no bananas, but leftists always seem to have plenty of fucking ice cream.

MAGA Greta meme, by unknown, via interwebs.

Yes! We Have No Bananas
Song by Louis Prima

There’s a fruit store on our street
It’s run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers “no”.
He just “yes”es you to death, and as he takes your dough
He tells you
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We’ve string beans, and onions
Cabbageses, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today.”

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
“Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away.”
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for “sparrow grass” and then the whole quartet
All answered
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those walnuts and doughnuts
There ain’t many nuts like they.
We’ll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today.”

Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
That we are entirely out of the fruit in question
The afore-mentioned vegetable
Bearing the cognomen “Banana”.
We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,
But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green
I should say not. No no no no no no no.
But may we suggest that you sample our five o’clock tea
Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?
However we regret that after a diligent search
Of the premises
By our entire staff
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
That our raspberries are delicious; really delicious
Very delicious
But we have no bananas today.

Yes, we gotta no banana
No banana
We gotta no banana today.
I sella you no banana.
Hey, Marianna, you gotta no banana?
Why this man, he no believe-a what I say.
Now whatta you want mister?
You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?
No? well, just a oneofadozen?
I’m-a gonna calla my daughter.
Hey, Marianna
You gotta piana
Yes, banana, no
No, yes, no bananas today
We gotta no bananas.
Yes, we gotta no bananas today.

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Frank Silver / Irving Conn
Yes! We Have No Bananas lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc

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