No Team For You! Come Back No Year!, Owner Daniel Snyder Removes Washington Redskins From Jeff Bezos’ Shopping Cart



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Alt-far-left-communist-democRAT Jeff Bezos currently ranks as the #3 richest person on Earth with $116.7 billion, behind Bernard Arnault & family (who own Moët, Hennessy, and Louis Vuitton) with $201.8 billion, and Elon Musk (Tesla, Twitter, and more) $190.8 billion, but since he became the richest person in the world on Tuesday, March 6, 2018, very few people have ever said no to him.

On Monday, August 5, 2013, it was announced that Amazon.com owner Jeff would be purchasing the Washington Post (WP) AKA ComPost, as in communist, or just compost as in keeping your garden healthy.

That ended local control by the Graham family, which had owned it for 80 years, when the sale was completed in late September, 2013.

Jeff became WP Führer when, on Tuesday, October 1, 2013, for $250 million paid through his private investment company, Nash Holdings LLC, he conquered the propaganda rag, along with its websites, real estate and various local publications WP had owned.

‘no taxes’, by llort_tsoper, via reddit.com. For years neither he nor Amazon paid taxes, then he paid a TINY amount, and the next year went right back to not paying anything again. SMH!

Bezos added the motto “Democracy Dies in Darkness” [SIC] to the paper’s masthead, ignoring the USA having never EVER been a ‘democracy’, which is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for dinner. The United States of America has always been a Constitutional (or Representative) Republic.

“…and to the Republic for which it stands…”, with the Senate filibuster and Electoral college the best and most obvious proof. The former protecting against the tyranny of the majority party in the U.S. Senate, and the latter protecting smaller states from larger ones, and FORCING candidates for POTUS to campaign outside of just a few large cities.

We have detailed other more recent Bezos acquisitions HERE and HERE.

‘Jeff Bezos – How to become the wealthiest women alive..’, by Philipp, via knowyourmeme.com. Look at you, she deserved it.

From the day he took control of WP, Bezos had set his eyes on another local area prize and ‘sicked the dog’ (WP urinalists) on Daniel Snyder and his NFL team, the Washington Redskins.

Daniel feels those stories led to the recent investigations, which does appear to be true. So Bezos orchestrated everything, plotting to get Snyder’s team, which at the same time Jeff had affairs on his own wife, which is just as scummy as anything WP has accused Daniel of. Pot. Kettle. Black.

Amazingly, WP has never been able to dig up any dirt on Bezos, including the entire time he was fucking around on his now ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, who, thanks to their divorce, is the third-wealthiest woman in the USA and has the 35th highest net worth in the world, between $25.2-27 billion and owns 4% of Amazon stock.

Snyder is well down on the richest person’s list, but with a net worth of $4.9 billion, he is still the 15th richest NFL owner (out of 30 teams in the league).

‘American Indian OK with Mascot’, by Majik, via memedroid.com. Ditto the Cleveland MLB team, which was named to honor someone. American Indians ‘Uncle Ben’ed’ themselves. No representation. Leftists tricked them into it because they are so fucking gullible. Read more about former Blackfeet tribal chairman and National Congress American Indian President Walter “Blackie” Wetzel HERE.

Our normal disclaimer here: we do not know Daniel Snyder. We’ve heard the ‘stories’. We neither like him nor dislike him. Rumor has it he is a Republican, and a supporter of President Donald Trump. We’d easily rather have dinner with Daniel than with Jeff.

In May of 1999, in the then largest purchase in sports history, Snyder bought the Washington Redskins and the stadium they played in for $750 million from Jack Kent Cooke’s estate. Some sources, including noted money-grubbers Forbes (who, despite what some believe, are NOT on our side, as they are elitists and on their own side), claim $800 million. Regardless, Daniel also borrowed $350 million to complete the purchase.

Like Bezos, Snyder is a self-made billionaire. Along with his sister, he started and grew an advertising and marketing business, Snyder Communications, in 1989. He then sold it in April 2000, to French company Havas for just over $2 billion.

We do regret that after standing tall for years and stating that he would not do so Snyder eventually caved to leftist pressure to change the team name, which again we do not acknowledge. We in the shed don’t play. Washington REDSKINS. Cleveland INDIANS. Nothing changed here.

‘…never…’, by alt-far-left-communist-racist-democRAT ‘Susan X Jane’, via smntks.com. She(?…what is a woman?) didn’t even bother to change the file name, and originally got it her(?)self from usatoday.com, but clearly cut the bottom off and possibly the top as well.

In writing this article and finding memes for it, we saw the one where an American Indian guy took a picture in his mirror of himself smiling while wearing a ‘Caucasians’ t-shirt. Cute, but we already answered that HERE, and there are MANY white mascots:

NFL; Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, Las Vegas Raiders, and Cleveland Browns (they do not have a logo, but WERE named for team founder and first head coach Paul Brown…a white man).

NBA; Boston Celtics.

MLB; San Diego Padres (the ‘Swinging Friar’, in three different versions we just viewed, looks white).

NHL; Ottawa Senators and Chicago Blackhawks…okay, just kidding on that last one. We were just making sure that you were paying attention. It is odd that nobody wants that team name changed though, as it is openly racist against American Indians (name and logo), at least based on the same standards used against the Cleveland Indians and the Washington Redskins (in other words, it isn’t racist, it is respectful).

We won’t even count the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers (white skull) and MLB’s New York Mets (Mr. Met is white).

‘NFLAF’, “American Indians: Your name is offensive. Please change it Dan Snyder:”, by NOT-really libertarian South Park on alt-far-left-communist-democRAT ‘comedy central'[SIC], UL by sixthstringqb via ifunny.co. THAT is what should have happened. Still time to reverse it though!

Nobody is ‘NATIVE native’ to this place. We all came here from somewhere else, as we detailed HERE. And although the ‘Wild West’ wasn’t as gay as the left want it to have been, we can say that when American Indian tribes battled each other, the surviving men of the losing side were made to dress and live as women for the winners. That may be what that 1970’s Indian in the don’t litter commercial was really crying about. Don’t ask, don’t tell, wish we didn’t know!

Recently, Bezos hired the investment firm Allen & Company to help him pursue a bid for the Redskins. Rumor has it rapper Jay Z would be a part owner along with Jeff in that scenario. They were informed by the team’s banker, Bank of America, that the months-long rumor of Bezos being banned from bidding in the private auction was in fact true. Daniel had told Jeff no. Hence our headline and main meme.

‘DAN’SNYDER IS JWSLWALTING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENTISO .HE CAN GO BACKITOTHE TEAM’S ORIGINAL NAME DCHUAROANTEEIT’, by rebelAdviceAnimals, via ifunny.co. In English…”Dan Snyder is just waiting for the right moment so he can go back to the team’s original name. I guarantee it.”

When you own something you have a right to keep it or to sell it, and if you sell it you have a right to not sell it to some left-wing fucking asshole who has gone out of his way to make your life a living hell for almost 10 years now, even having his propaganda rag demand you sell the very team he now conveniently wants to buy. Fuck you Jeff Bezos…says Daniel Snyder, and we concur.

We found conflicting recent estimated values for the team, one of $4.2 billion and another for $5.6 billion. It is also reported that Snyder is seeking $7 billion.

Last year, the Denver Broncos sold for $4.56 billion. Rumor is the high bid in the first round of offers for the REDSKINS was $6 billion or $6.3 billion. However, WP and other sources claim that all bids were below $6 billion, with a top of $5.5 billion.

‘No need to change the name…’, by Ron Kapeller, via NFL Memes ‘MEMES.of.the.NFL’ at facebook.com. Actually that is still racist…against potatoes.

In truth, something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay for it. Given that there are so few teams, and they rarely come on the open market, he is likely to get more than the $4.2 billion, but also probably not the $7 billion he wants.

Remember that at this time, Snyder is NOT required to sell the team, no matter how much pressure the alt-far-left or NFL puts on him to do so. Daniel has never stated he is definitely selling, rather just exploring a possible sale. And THIS would be a great time to announce you are going to increase team value by changing the name back to what it never should have been changed from.

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