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Nikki Haley Elected President Of Vermont, Congratulations Are In Order As Another State Inevitably Loses Its Border

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'Jokes About Vermont, Kappit', by unknown at kappit.com, from memegenerator.net via memesmonkey.com. We don't find it silly to support communism. Do better Vermont!
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Yesterday, March 5th, 2024, a date which will live in infamy, ‘The Green Mountain State’ held an election. In a stunning electoral triumph that will be remembered for years…or is that beers?…President Trump, MAGA, and America were put in their place as Nikki Haley (R is for RINO, Republican In Name Only) won the presidency of Vermont, which famously has just 3 seasons: green, winter, and mud.

“It is a sIlly place”, by Monty Python, via Gerry Porter on youtube.com. From ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ (1975), by 20th Century Fox (now owned by Disney…yuck).

In a 6-person field, the former Governor of South Carolina, who along with Senators Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham, and then-Congressman Trey Gowdy, were original ‘Never Trumpers’ (they all supported Marco Rubio in 2016), received 36,030 votes out of 72,245 counted for 49.9%, while President Donald John Trump made it close with 45.9% (or 33,140 votes). The other four candidates received a total of 3,075 votes (or just 4.2%).

‘vermont meme’, by unknown from diylol.com via pinterest.com. There is ‘crazy, ha ha’, and there is ‘crazy drag us all down into the leftist muck.

Since the state is NOT ‘winner take all’, by keeping Haley below the 50% threshold, she secures only 9 of the 17 delegates. Although the outcome is locked in, these numbers (from approximately 2pm on March 6th, around 95% reporting in) could still change since democRATs and RINOs love altering election results.

‘state drink’, by unknown from meme.com, via vermontmemes @802memes on facebook.com. It is quite delicious.
“Super Troopers (1/5) Movie CLIP – Chugging Syrup (2001) HD”. The finest officers Spurbury, Vermont, can produce.

President Trump will now have to lick his wounds, soldier on, and settle for winning every other state on ‘Super Tuesday’ (14 out of 15), plus the remaining 8 delegates from Vermont (where you needed to reach 20% to receive any delegates). Oh, the tragedy!

‘mow before snow’, by unknown via vermontmemes @802memes via facebook.com. It’s a northern thing.

Meanwhile, Indian (from India) anchor baby Nimarata Nikki Randhawa (AKA Nikki Haley, as detailed HERE), will further show her disdain for borders by opening Vermont to an influx of illegal aliens and ‘fellow travelers’ (literally) during her reign…possibly of terror…there.

Her fellow Indian (ditto) anchor baby Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy (as detailed HERE) had already withdrawn from the race following the January 15, 2024, Iowa Caucus.

‘current weather’, by therealvermont, via instagram.com (although ‘Facebook Fuckerberg’ won’t let you save a picture so we had to save it from the search…boo Mark!).

FRIENDLY REMINDER: We here in the shed do NOT NOT NOT hate anyone…except communists, and the communist adjacent. But even if we lose friends, we WILL WILL WILL point out when something is amiss, including anchor babies running for President (or the U.S. Senate, which is also precluded by Law). This isn’t about being Indian (as they both are), it is about them not being American (which neither is) and still pretending to be American (which is sad and illegal)!

‘Stay…’, by unknown from memegenerator.net, via Vermont Department of Memes @VTDepartment of Memes at facebook.com. That is one way to prevent people from leaving.

NOTE: Nimarata and Ganapathy, whose parents were not American when they were born here, are probably both VERY nice people, they just aren’t qualified in the proper (AKA strict, AKA actually legal) reading of the 13th and 14th Amendments. Briefly, as we’ve explained prior, two Smiths can’t have a baby in the Jones house and call it a Jones. Citizenship simply doesn’t work that way! It is about blood, not geography.

‘…don’t like…’, by unknown, via The Real Vermont @therealvermont on facebook.com. The fine folks of Cleveland, Ohio, have a similar saying due to ‘lake effect’: “If you don’t like the weather in Cleveland, just wait five minutes and it will change.”

Well, it didn’t, and shouldn’t, and mustn’t! So Vermont can have them both, as it has already normalized Bernie Sanders and his (almost) open communism there.

Over on the alt-far-left-communist-democRAT side, Xoe Xiden (AKA Joe Biden AKA Resident In Thief of Amerika) won Soviet-style with 89.5% of the votes. He scored 56,906 out of 63,607, with his nearest of 5 competitors at just 2,883.

‘Vermont in April’, by MissDeeMeanor via imgur.com. Vermont is desperate to add that fourth season!

The sad part is realizing that out of 135,852 total votes cast, less than a quarter (just 24.3942%) voted against some level of communism (democRAT or RINO rule).

With Trump now at 1,004 delegates and needing just 1,215 to secure the Republican nomination for the Presidency in 2024, Haley quickly ran the math, which Indians are really good at, and decided to concede. Here is an exclusive video of that deliberation.

“Scott Steiner’s Math Promo Sacrifice 2008 ACTUAL FOOTAGE”, from TNA Impact Wrestling. Just checked, and despite his 141.67% chance of winning, Scott lost that PPV match, although an injury saw Kurt Angle replaced in the 3-way match by Kaz. Nikki Haley’s math worked out just as well as this did.

Keeping with ‘wrestling’ analogies, now comes the inevitable ‘face turn’, as Haley and other RINOs (some actually American citizens) try to make you forget that they are heels (AKA bad guys) by putting on a ‘babyface’ (AKA good guy) mask. In fact, U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (RINO, Kentucky) did soon follow Haley with an attempted face turn of his own.

“VERMONT MUB SEASON Te GOLULY WHERE SHOULOVE EVER GONE”, by PassionsBite from memegenerator.net, via ifunny.co. Having lived there in the past we are certain that Cleveland, Ohio does NOT have that!

President Trump will go on to face (hehe) Biden in a rematch of 2020, which last time saw the greatest election theft in the history of forever. Yes, it did!

Now, in all seriousness, if you can spare the time, please consider working the election to ensure that the theft of four years ago doesn’t occur again. The best way to do that is to call your local county Republican Party headquarters, and they will get you set up as an election monitor (or whatever it is called in your local area).

‘VT and NH, sitting in a tree…’, by vermontmemes @802memes, via facebook.com. What happens in New England stays in New England.

Don’t ever let democRATs try and kick you out of any step in the process, as by Law there is to be an equal number from both parties present to guarantee a fair voting process.

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