More Time for ‘Toobin’, Longtime Legal ANALyst Jeffrey Suddenly Resigns From CNN to Retire in San Diego Just as They Finally ‘Get’ President Trump

The man whose personal pronouns are “slippery when wet” and whose name became a verb after he was caught on an October 19, 2020, WORK Zoom call with WNYC radio and New Yorker staffers ‘taking a trip to palmdale’, Jeffrey Toobin has quit FakeNewsCNN after two decades of lying about Conservative Republican Patriots in general and years of doing so about President Donald Trump specifically.

Some are taking part of his announcement (specifically “Oklahoma City bombing, coming in 2023”) as a threat and with many people in Oklahoma City covering things in tarps it is beginning to resemble the front row at a Gallagher event.

Toobin (“on a Sunday afternoon, Toobin, Really couldn’t get away too soon”; with apologies to The Young Rascals and their song “Groovin'”) wasn’t fired then because the problem is you can’t discipline someone when you are guilty of similar conduct, at least you can’t unless your name is Merrick Garland.

At the time, DumpsterFireCNN was run by the equally disgraced NOW former president of CNN Worldwide Jeff Zucker, who resigned himself in February, 2022, only to be followed out the door 3 weeks later by his lover, Allison GOllust (sounds like a carnal cheer), who was executive vice president and the chief marketing officer of CNN Worldwide. We said at the time, as despicable as Zucker is, there was no way she should have skated on an affair they both had with each other, but it originally looked like she would.

Zucker and GOllust began working together at NBC in 1998 and she claims that their relationship “changed during COVID” (the Scamdemic of 2020). They have stressed it was consensual but it was his top lieutenant and done in secret. An investigation by WarnerMedia CEO Jason Kilar “found violations of Company policies, including CNN’s News Standards and Practices, by Jeff Zucker, Allison GOllust, and Chris Cuomo [in an unrelated matter]”.

Decades ago, that channel began straying from the path and are now a network of hateful extremists and defenders of the illegality of the Clintons, Obamas and Bidens, who also attack the Trumps and all other Patriots daily. These moves continue the new Discovery ownership’s cleaning up of the old WarnerMedia mess.

Why retire now, when the alt-far-left has FINALLY got Trump left (they are so left they don’t have a right) where they want him? Jeffrey plans to spend more time on his hobbies of burping the worm, wiping his runny nose, and polishing his knob*.

*MANY more at urbanthesaurus.org under synonyms.